The Chateau Diaries #128 part of her home fell in and she just went to sleep

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Noooo, don't! There'll be hell to pay for the health and safety inspectorate šŸ¤£



That is deep diving beyond the call of duty
And Think of all the expensive gifts she hides and the huge amount of pricey gifts and alcohol she gets from patreons visiting the b&b. And the large amount of gifts Nutty tells the gifting person will not be shown on air. Could you see Nutty, ā€œFanny wants me to let you know your expensive gift is paaaarfect but for security reasons, we simply cannot film it. Fanny will send you a signed postcard in the next 18 months to thank you and we hope you may be able to spot your gift on video if youā€™re careful. Remember to sign up and donate on out next live chat! We love our Patreons!ā€
 
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That might not be a bad idea... a TattleTube video of all of the itemized, listed gifts along with their monetary value complete with jackpot sound fx.
26 July 2021

Gimbal for iphoneĀ£140
English Tea Shop tin of teasĀ£10
12 x Spode pastry forksĀ£46
Creative Co-op Stoneware salt & pepper (hedgehogs) $20Ā£15
Brass Bonjour sign (similar)Ā£16
Diamonte Eiffel tower broachĀ£5
Rosary on milk glass beads - if newĀ£15
Trinket box with peacock decoĀ£10
San Juan Sea Salt $54Ā£42
Thermomix cookbookĀ£13
1900 antique Japanese brass frame Ā£100
Fashion book from 1961Ā£10
Silver earrings for NatiĀ£20
Hedgehog kitchen timer $8Ā£6
Paris Time Capsule fiction bookĀ£6
Alfred Munnings print on canvas say $20Ā£15
Jelly beans $4Ā£3
Veg & flower seeds $13Ā£10
Vonhaus Waterproof Picnic blanketĀ£35
2 Oversized Beach towels sayĀ£50
Leonard silk scarf (used ?) - much more if newĀ£50
Taco seasoning stuffĀ£5
Quartz (?) earrings x 3 pairsĀ£15
10 spanish style fansĀ£15
Roll of embroidered ribbonĀ£10
Nuts, honey, whiskey sticks etcĀ£15
Fluffy blanketĀ£15
Victoria ware Ironstone blue serving dish between Ā£100 - Ā£170 - prices vary massivelyĀ£135
4 Vintage Royal Staffordshire "Tonquin" Clarice Cliff,Ā£50
William Morris hand cream Ā£10
Knitted Peacock thing
Hedgehog ceramic thing
Hedgehog felt thingy
Handmade xmas decs
Gifts for Marie x2 (don't know what)
Total value approximately Ā£900/$1180 US.
 
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That might not be a bad idea... a TattleTube video of all of the itemized, listed gifts along with their monetary value complete with jackpot sound fx.
Remember they also have an eight month backlog of unopened gifts at the Shittoo.

26 July 2021

Gimbal for iphoneĀ£140
English Tea Shop tin of teasĀ£10
12 x Spode pastry forksĀ£46
Creative Co-op Stoneware salt & pepper (hedgehogs) $20Ā£15
Brass Bonjour sign (similar)Ā£16
Diamonte Eiffel tower broachĀ£5
Rosary on milk glass beads - if newĀ£15
Trinket box with peacock decoĀ£10
San Juan Sea Salt $54Ā£42
Thermomix cookbookĀ£13
1900 antique Japanese brass frame Ā£100
Fashion book from 1961Ā£10
Silver earrings for NatiĀ£20
Hedgehog kitchen timer $8Ā£6
Paris Time Capsule fiction bookĀ£6
Alfred Munnings print on canvas say $20Ā£15
Jelly beans $4Ā£3
Veg & flower seeds $13Ā£10
Vonhaus Waterproof Picnic blanketĀ£35
2 Oversized Beach towels sayĀ£50
Leonard silk scarf (used ?) - much more if newĀ£50
Taco seasoning stuffĀ£5
Quartz (?) earrings x 3 pairsĀ£15
10 spanish style fansĀ£15
Roll of embroidered ribbonĀ£10
Nuts, honey, whiskey sticks etcĀ£15
Fluffy blanketĀ£15
Victoria ware Ironstone blue serving dish between Ā£100 - Ā£170 - prices vary massivelyĀ£135
4 Vintage Royal Staffordshire "Tonquin" Clarice Cliff,Ā£50
William Morris hand cream Ā£10
Knitted Peacock thing
Hedgehog ceramic thing
Hedgehog felt thingy
Handmade xmas decs
Gifts for Marie x2 (don't know what)
Total value approximately Ā£900/$1170 US.
You could have a category for ā€œpricelessā€ hand crafted items. socks, needlepoint, sweaters, towels, etc. Remember when she got some priceless artifact from a country (something that should have been returned to the country because it was of historic value?
 
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That might not be a bad idea... a TattleTube video of all of the itemized, listed gifts along with their monetary value complete with jackpot sound fx.
Know with true clarity

this sound bite will be used correctly
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Itā€™s criminal, the waste, the excess. She has achieved her dream of becoming Marie Antoinette II and we are all saying ā€œoff with her headā€ šŸ˜”šŸ¤®
 
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Itā€™s criminal, the waste, the excess. She has achieved her dream of becoming Marie Antoinette II and we are all saying ā€œoff with her headā€ šŸ˜”šŸ¤®
personallyā€¦Stephanie Jarvis con artist

ā€œGet outtta that bed šŸ›Œ
You lazy munter of a solid lump of extreme waste of moral lifeā€

thatā€™s on a good morning šŸ˜‚šŸ˜ˆ

Joy dear tartlets and Peppercornā€™s

isnā€™t it absolutely astounding how when faced with video analysis šŸ§
That fresh faced patrons ā€¦ are watching and thinking šŸ¤” ā€¦..
mmmmm the things that manky mare is attempting to pull the wool over -

clearly not her fanny .. as snorts remarked .

we have space to converse without the Seasemy street gang of tolls ā€¦. Naming themselfs it appears today with the LETTER M
Ohh ff sake

listen and enjoy dear pepper-Tā€™s


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Itā€™s criminal, the waste, the excess. She has achieved her dream of becoming Marie Antoinette II and we are all saying ā€œoff with her headā€ šŸ˜”šŸ¤®
It seems more like she will drown like a hoarder in a tsunami wave of woodwormy beams, really appalling tragic French granny tat from Emmaus and the freebies she can't resist sent by creepy fans.
 
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She had 83 videos on chateau unwrapped alone. Not counting the videos on chateau diaries before she started the unwrapped channel. Even given the low estimate of $1180 for the partial accounting of the goods received during the July, 2021 gift grab, she could have received at a minimum, with only a partial estimate of gift value, $97, 940 worth of grifts alone. It is most likely a sum much, much larger than that. Plus all she doesnā€™t show on camera.

Given an 8 month backlog of gifts and 2 filmed gift grabs monthly, she had 16 grab sessions to be filmed, with an average minimum value of $1180 would equal an additional $18, 880 in gifts waiting to be opened.

This brings the bare minimun of gifts just opened and waiting to be opened on camera to $116,854.00. This amount doesnā€™t include foods, handcrafted items, expensive antiques, etc or the value of gifts never accounted for and shown onscreen or received by Patreon guests at the B and B. IThe Amount is probably much, much greater than this.

They pay nothing for this, deduct taxes from the proceeds, and then gift to charities where Fanny receives thousands of dollars in free clothing and thousands of dollars in tax breaks. She is making a killing on the gift grab! ā€Something for nothing Stephanfraudieā€ and her greedy cohorts are making out like bandits. Grifters going to grift. She receives many times ( 4 times at a minimum) of the amount of proceeds donated to charity for herself. She is the biggest charity benefiting from the gift grab. Fanny does NOTHING for free.
 
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It must be clear to Fannys subscribers now that it nothing more than a summer folly, surely! The content that is available to her at the start of Spring is incredible, I bet many of us tattlers are preparing our gardens for spring and she could have had a home run talking about her planting and self sustainability plans if it wasnā€™t glaringly obvious the HMW is nothing but a holiday home dosshouse. most of her subscribers will be normal folk, surely they must see the disconnect? She does sod all! I knacked my back today turning over the veg beds so Iā€™m a little bitter.
 
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I am starting work (the idea stage) on a trailer or short or whatever to kind of give a quick preview of my YouTube chateau show gossip channel. I think I have it planned out. My 16 year old daughter thinks Iā€™m crazy, I told her itā€™s just for fun. She doesnā€™t share my vision.
 
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I've just done an analysis of 26 July 2021 gift grab. Number of gifts, list of items & approximate value. I can't believe my eyes the amount of stuff & the value. I haven't had time to multiply it by the number of grabs, but all I can say it is, as we know, pretty sick.
40 gifts of definable value ..plus 4 handmade things plus 2 for Marie (foodstuffs taken out) so 46 gifts in a hour. Not bad rate of pay when you gain around Ā£900/approx $1180 US value of items. It requires minimal production. So their benevolence in 'giving up their time' is handsomely rewarded. I'm sickened. If anyone wants the shopping list of items for YouTube I'll post them. I'm still reeling to be honest. :sick::mad:
Great work! I only watched a few episodes of the gifting grab before I just couldn't... it's disgusting. When you look at the facts it's one of her biggest scams all in the name of charity.šŸ˜ 
 
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I've just done an analysis of 26 July 2021 gift grab. Number of gifts, list of items & approximate value. I can't believe my eyes the amount of stuff & the value. I haven't had time to multiply it by the number of grabs, but all I can say it is, as we know, pretty sick.
40 gifts of definable value ..plus 4 handmade things plus 2 for Marie (foodstuffs taken out) so 46 gifts in a hour. Not bad rate of pay when you gain around Ā£900/approx $1180 US value of items. It requires minimal production. So their benevolence in 'giving up their time' is handsomely rewarded. I'm sickened. If anyone wants the shopping list of items for YouTube I'll post them. I'm still reeling to be honest. :sick::mad:

She had 83 videos on chateau unwrapped alone. Not counting the videos on chateau diaries before she started the unwrapped channel. Even given the low estimate of $1180 for the partial accounting of the goods received during the July, 2021 gift grab, she could have received at a minimum, with only a partial estimate of gift value, $97, 940 worth of grifts alone. It is most likely a sum much, much larger than that. Plus all she doesnā€™t show on camera.

Given an 8 month backlog of gifts and 2 filmed gift grabs monthly, she had 16 grab sessions to be filmed, with an average minimum value of $1180 would equal an additional $18, 880 in gifts waiting to be opened.

This brings the bare minimun of gifts just opened and waiting to be opened on camera to $116,854.00. This amount doesnā€™t include foods, handcrafted items, expensive antiques, etc or the value of gifts never accounted for and shown onscreen or received by Patreon guests at the B and B. IThe Amount is probably much, much greater than this.

They pay nothing for this, deduct taxes from the proceeds, and then gift to charities where Fanny receives thousands of dollars in free clothing and thousands of dollars in tax breaks. She is making a killing on the gift grab! ā€Something for nothing Stephanfraudieā€ and her greedy cohorts are making out like bandits. Grifters going to grift. She receives many times ( 4 times at a minimum) of the amount of proceeds donated to charity for herself. She is the biggest charity benefiting from the gift grab. Fanny does NOTHING for free.
This must go in wiki .... it's just NUTS!
 
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Does Fanny get a taxable write off for gifts donated to Emmaus or other charity? If so, S
she continues to receive financial benefit from the donation of gifted food and items.
 
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It must be clear to Fannys subscribers now that it nothing more than a summer folly, surely! The content that is available to her at the start of Spring is incredible, I bet many of us tattlers are preparing our gardens for spring and she could have had a home run talking about her planting and self sustainability plans if it wasnā€™t glaringly obvious the HMW is nothing but a holiday home dosshouse. most of her subscribers will be normal folk, surely they must see the disconnect? She does sod all! I knacked my back today turning over the veg beds so Iā€™m a little bitter.
Gardeners' back aye?! So is Dan no longer the gardener? Shouldn't he be involved in getting the garden ready instead of a faux birthday party?
 
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It must be clear to Fannys subscribers now that it nothing more than a summer folly, surely! The content that is available to her at the start of Spring is incredible, I bet many of us tattlers are preparing our gardens for spring and she could have had a home run talking about her planting and self sustainability plans if it wasnā€™t glaringly obvious the HMW is nothing but a holiday home dosshouse. most of her subscribers will be normal folk, surely they must see the disconnect? She does sod all! I knacked my back today turning over the veg beds so Iā€™m a little bitter.
Indeed. With of the seed packets she had been sent (there were thousands, especially in 2020), the Shitoo should have had quite a garden last summer- one that could more than sustain not just the household, but the B&B- especially with the hire of not one, but TWO gardeners (and Selmar was still there, but it seems he had been ousted.) Fanny was more concerned about what pretty flowers could grow than the actual food stuffs, which the only ones I recall from last year were mainly a bumper crop of courgette, and a few wild strawberries (which Fanny ate most of). Apparently, Fanny rarely makes treks of any sort to the greenhouse these days, as Kirsty showed her the lettuce that needs to be used, and the other items that KIRSTY planted and are thriving. SMH. Sadly, Fanny's priorities are that of a 5-year old- "making crafts" vice actually having a hands-on approach to the day-to-day operations of the Shitoo, and making it sustainable, especially in these times of rising food prices. She does favour herself as a modern-day Marie Antoinette, albeit, in lieu of cake, "Let them eat tinned beans!"
 
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Sounds like a good script for one of our new CD questioning youtubers ā™„
That might not be a bad idea... a TattleTube video of all of the itemized, listed gifts along with their monetary value complete with jackpot sound fx.
I have the last 16 weeks tabulated. I have considered going back and reviewing all, but the thought of sitting through them all fills me somewhat with horror. Itā€™s tedious and can be hard to put prices on some of the stuff. Could go back and try to pick out a few of the previous highlights and see what we come up with.
 
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And your calculations don't include what people are spending on shipping ... can you imagine a charity receiving all this as cash? The amount she donates from her ad revenue is paltry.

I have the last 16 weeks tabulated. I have considered going back and reviewing all, but the thought of sitting through them all fills me somewhat with horror. Itā€™s tedious and can be hard to put prices on some of the stuff. Could go back and try to pick out a few of the previous highlights and see what we come up with.
I remember we tattlers did some loose calculation on your lists over advent, and we came up with a crazy enough number. I think we just gave every thing a low average of $20 per item, which is such a low ball for so many of the items. These new figures just stick the nail in it all. It's just obscene.
 
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She had 83 videos on chateau unwrapped alone. Not counting the videos on chateau diaries before she started the unwrapped channel. Even given the low estimate of $1180 for the partial accounting of the goods received during the July, 2021 gift grab, she could have received at a minimum, with only a partial estimate of gift value, $97, 940 worth of grifts alone. It is most likely a sum much, much larger than that. Plus all she doesnā€™t show on camera.

Given an 8 month backlog of gifts and 2 filmed gift grabs monthly, she had 16 grab sessions to be filmed, with an average minimum value of $1180 would equal an additional $18, 880 in gifts waiting to be opened.

This brings the bare minimun of gifts just opened and waiting to be opened on camera to $116,854.00. This amount doesnā€™t include foods, handcrafted items, expensive antiques, etc or the value of gifts never accounted for and shown onscreen or received by Patreon guests at the B and B. IThe Amount is probably much, much greater than this.

They pay nothing for this, deduct taxes from the proceeds, and then gift to charities where Fanny receives thousands of dollars in free clothing and thousands of dollars in tax breaks. She is making a killing on the gift grab! ā€Something for nothing Stephanfraudieā€ and her greedy cohorts are making out like bandits. Grifters going to grift. She receives many times ( 4 times at a minimum) of the amount of proceeds donated to charity for herself. She is the biggest charity benefiting from the gift grab. Fanny does NOTHING for free.
Itā€™s far more than that in total value as the Xmas cadeaux brings in a load of expensive items. Extrapolating the past weeks, over the past 2 years Fanny has received a total of 5,000 gifts approx.
 
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Although Fanny claimed to have never received a birthday present (please refer to Rule No. 1 for Stephanfraudie), Daddy purchased silver tea sets, bedroom suites of furniture, chandeliers, a grand piano, rugs, china, a grand piano, etc. for Fanny and gave her in excess of a million dollars in early inheritance money to buy and work on the Shittoo and travel, etc. at the age of 29 years old. Stephanfraudie claimed that her love language was "receiving gifts" in an early Chateau Diaries video.

Stephanfraudie has now received and opened a minimum of 3,486 presents (83 videos x 42 presents per video) in the past 24 months. And has a backlog of 8 months (16 videos x 42 presents) which is 672 more presents to open on video. I know some of the presents are for of Crazy Nutty or the Porcelain Fondler, etc. but I included the entire amount as Fanny's because she has many presents to open behind the scenes that don't make it on camera or are thrown away and other presents received prior to the Unwrapped video series.

So, just from the start of the Chateau Unwrapped through the remaining 8 months of video gift grab diaries to film, Stephanfraudie would have received and open 4,158 presents on video. I think her love tank is full now. Stephanfraudie is Stephangreedy.

Here a few of the other gift/opportunity grifts filmed by Stephanfraudie herself in Chateau Diaries:

Daddy porn tiles imaged into a computer program to make tiles for kitchen- Manor and Maker. Remember Fanny looked shocked when the man implied that he wanted to be paid for his hours of work on compiling the tile info.

LaLande peacock logo created by a guest

Lalande childrenā€™s book created by a guest/volunteer

Peacock chair that fellow chateau owner customized for Fanny and drove hours to deliver to Fanny, then Fanny took the chair and sent him on his way immediately, without even offering him a beverage.

Free costumes from guest/volunteer.

The rose of Lalande info and research a guest performed and gave to Stephanie.

Custom dress for Versailles.

Tatiana gave her leather corset.

Daddyā€™s porn paintings turned in to wrapping paper by guest.

Christies tastemaker - Christies personal patron of Fanny. Fanny chosen for Christieā€™s tastemaker promotion.

CNN story - CNN producer of story was patron of Fanny.

Marketing article about LaLande - by Marketing Professor who was patron of Fanny and stayed at the Shittoo.

Spode plate from Egyptian enthusiast. Remember he was upset that the plate was not on display when he came to the Shittoo. He took photos of her in her second hand custom yellow ball gown and in turn stayed at the Shittoo.

Oliver did painting of her laying in bed.

Potts took hundreds of photos of Stephanfraudie and took the misleading photos of the chateau that Stephanfraudie used to grift for vacation swaps.

Nick purchased a car for her.

Itā€™s far more than that in total value as the Xmas cadeaux brings in a load of expensive items. Extrapolating the past weeks, over the past 2 years Fanny has received a total of 5,000 gifts approx.
And that is just what she shows. She stopped showing the very valuable stuff on camera (probably to avoid raising the tax man's suspicions).
 
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I am starting work (the idea stage) on a trailer or short or whatever to kind of give a quick preview of my YouTube chateau show gossip channel. I think I have it planned out. My 16 year old daughter thinks Iā€™m crazy, I told her itā€™s just for fun. She doesnā€™t share my vision.
Same reaction I get for being on Tattle. Cue eye roll!
 
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