It’s paaaaarfect! What levels do you have on Patreon? Twink, Otter, Daddy, Bear, Master?
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Davy barely can walk on flats let alone fiercely on heels.
My mum is around 4'9" (was 4'11" but has shrunk), I'm 5'7", nan was around 4'10. I'm the middle one of three but the tallest. DNA is so strange.Maybe Heathcliffe can write to get his name off as well.
My mum is 5ft and all of us are all 6foot. My gran was 4ft 11inches.
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@Freesia54 IJ... my legs are more beautiful...SJ ah yes but mine can open further
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Thanks! I think Stephanie said she is about 5'4", so if grandma comes up to her boobs she was pretty tiny.
Black socks with white pants? Do you think he kept them on when they all went back to Mummy's apartment?Never heard of Maslow's hierarchy of needs? Sex is next to shelter and food
It’s creepy but one still can't stop looking at it
I don't know about this piano story.... I bought a piano when my son started having lessons because in the long run it was cheaper than to rent it. It was more of a finacial decision but in the end one could say I bought it for him. Though I never ever said to him "This is a present for you" Who knows maybe in 20 years he will tell people my parents bought me an expensive piano?
We had it all wrong. Actually, Philip is the match for SSB.
He is the paaaaaaaahfect blend of Potts and Peetherick.
He is the paaaaaaaahfect blend of Potts and Peetherick.
True. And keep in mind that people from the South (South France, Italy, etc) are shorter than people from the North (Normandie, Germany, Scandinavia etc).
The Jarvis women come from the South (Occitania) of France where men and women are quite short in comparison with the Northern regions.
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Caroline GooderIt’s paaaaarfect! What levels do you have on Patreon? Twink, Otter, Daddy, Bear, Master?
If you have nothing positive to say, then you should better leave our lovely and kind lalande family.
No one forces you to pay anything, everyone in our amazing family is giving their money voluntarily and we do not make demands. It is very sad that you seem to be a very sad and lonely and jealous and you probably should leave our amazing and lovely family and see a doctor.
HalcyonOrganic is the most lovely and kind person out there and he is totally intelligent and hot. And as soon as I am at laland cleaning the toilets, I will have his child.
Oh, I'm sure he's a blend of them all!@Linus
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You forget the stilettos!
I just watched Dan's daily vlog...he's found the key and it works...he's taken full credit for the BBC saying Madamemoi is 50 and is quite chuffed with himself...he fixes the hole in the kitchen ceiling (and didn't wear a face mask while sanding off the paint *cringe*). Well done Dan!
LMAO, cleaning toilets??? OMG this Caroline is beyond cringe. Was this comment recent? Should I reply?
Oh look they are all wearing brooches...aww
Some of them don't look very happy at all.
Ahmmm.. no she deleted it.
That 'scene' was set up by Stephanie. Oh, she just happened to walk in as Fanny Phil just happened to be standing in front of the window with its light, dressed in black, changing a lightbulb? We know it takes at least four people to change a lightbulb at La La Lande.
Who is he?
I am sure BJJ thinks he is Brad Pitt/vampire.
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Ok, I'll admit it, I'm into some freaky tit in the bedroom from time to time. But Don Jarvis please explain to us all here, how you manage to be overcome with lust to pull down Phyllis's
If it's all about humiliation - aren't you satisfied by the vitriol directed towards him/her in the comments section.....?
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