The Chateau Diaries #105 The grift that keeps on giving

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Aww....I crown this lady, QUEEN!šŸ‘‘

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It's also a delight to see so many new members on Tattle.Life! Welcome to the Illuminati (the enlightened ones)!
The cracks and fissures SJ tries so hard to hide behind the glamour and the glitter of her fairytale dreams are becoming more and more obvious to more and more people. SJ's kingdom is crumbling.

Tick-tock. šŸ•°
KABOOM! šŸ’„
šŸ§µ Suggestion - Queen Kathy, the Truth Teller - long may she reign!
 
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And ALL the Christmas dead trees rotting in every corner.
They can just put a sheet over them where they stand and have an unveiling next Thanksgiving. It would all just blend in with the ongoing renovations. I think it was Natural Natti that suggested spray painting the evergreen boughs green that Floral Marie had wired into last year's kitchen garland, you could do the same with the once live Christmas trees that have browned out by now. Some of the festive trees are artificial so you might want to paint them pink to go with the Faux Toile. It could all be an episode of the next Advent Vlogs, "One Tree, Many Lives". Of course, all the spray painting would be done in the kitchen with not ventilation or masks and everyone wearing very festive costumes with very high heels all the while munching on international Christmas goodies freshly baked by international volunteers just like Santa's little helpers.
 
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Oh Spiv Teabag loves a cottage..... it can earn him a ton of "play money" --- but only if he looks like he is working on it !!!
Teabag doesn't love a cottage - he loves cottaging. Don't google that.
 
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...but this entire game they played with phillie was also indirectly making a fool of SJ...and they called her out but good...the laff was also on her...not sure she got that...but she will...šŸ˜Ž
It's the same reason why they also called SJ out for the missing plate they'd gifted her. When you spin so many tales it's difficult to keep all the plates spinning, and for SJ it's only going to become increasingly more difficult until it all collapes ---Tick Tock šŸ’£
 
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She was not told

She was not told to empty her lake by any local or State authorities. She received an official letter asking the owners to upgrade their lake and comply to the new EU regulations re. water system in Europe - like thousands of other lakes owners did.

The letter must have mentioned a fine in case the owners didn't comply to the new regulations.

I asked her in her comments section (she was still answering her viewers at the time) if she did receive a written order to empty her lake (as I was really skeptical knowing how the French administration works). Her answer was clear : no, she didn't receive any written official letter to do so.

Instead of panicking, she should have met the local mayor, the local deputƩ and the local Water Police to get to an agreement and get some State, European or Regional allowances to help her financially if necessary, It was possible at the time within these new European regulations.

@Clara Burnett told us that Dana's ex-partner gave Steph all these advices... : what to do, who to meet etc.
Sounds like alcohol induced panic combined with too much medication.
 
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How much is scrap metal?šŸ¤£
They could always nick a few plants if they haven't died off.šŸ¤£


The titles are amusing if nothing else.šŸ¤£
The robbers are welcome to steal a dead Christmas tree with "autumnal" decorations.
Phyllis LOVES to use that word..."autumnal "....he thinks it make him sound smart.
 
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And ALL the Christmas dead trees rotting in every corner.
I am begging all the volunteers paid or non paid....land girl, Russian girl, Dan....please go in the booze room and drink ALL the booze.... That is all Snorty ever suggests doing...." Shall we have a drink????".
Drink it all before they return with spring. None of you are taking down the trees.
What ARE they doing while SJ plays with cameltoe in warmer environments?
That is a wonderful idea .... light the trees and drink the booze.... you will be toasty warm for the first time in the Chateau !!!
 
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Did we work at the same place? šŸ˜Š I had the same experience, myself. In my case, a very toxic workplace and snake pit. It was a good paycheck, so I stayed and convinced myself I could handle itā€¦be above it all. But the toll it took on my mental and physical health after 10 years was terrible. It wasnā€™t worth itā€¦I finally had to walk away (after negotiating a severance payment). Took me a long time to recover from the damage that environment inflicted.
I did nearly twenty years. Rose all the way to the top, from the very bottom I might add, to CEO. Had a very public fall from grace (on every local channel and in every newspaper in the state - basically I was drunk in public-nothing much, but enough ammunition for rivals and totally embarrassing). I basically had a nervous breakdown. I was always ā€œthe fixerā€. According to my very wise aunt, on my way out the door-without a lawyer, I fixed myself. Got out with a large severance and shut down the news cycle in one week. I should have walked out of that place after a month, but I thought I could handle it. Happy to say after several years Iā€™m much happier and healthier. I learned the very hard way that you have to protect your mental health. Once youā€™ve damaged it it is very hard to get back to yourself, and you may never get fully back. Glad you got out.
 
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Why are builder Ian and his wife at the chateau?
No that is one...the only one....of SJ's old friends who is such an SJ ass kisser she agreed to come stay in that igloo while SJ goes off to play "you tickle me, I'll tickle you" with her unattractive man boy.
 
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On Dan's video in the middle of all the junk on the stairs. Yes Fanny you are being watched.

Fanny edits out all the junk lying about, I like how Dan just leaves it in. She needs to stop gift grab as the hoarding is becoming worse.

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It doesn't take much to go from this (above left) to this (above right) NB both these lower images are not from Fanny's house.
 
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From my perspective, it seems that everything she does, it's like she's trying to do it for the very first time, She seems hard working and enthusiastic while willing to try new things. With all that said, she seems to me to have no talent. Ok, so maybe now I have shamed her for lack of talent. Is talent shaming verboten, or is only body shaming verboten?
I give Sara full credit for trying to learn to sew. Learning a new skill is challenging, but it's important to know your skill level & limitations. Sara made a valiant effort, but the dress itself was not a success and should be considered a learning experience.

Also, given Sara & Steve's love of costumes, perhaps Sillymar & Tatty should hook up with them to hold a trial event at their chateau. in the Dordogne.
 
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No that is one...the only one....of SJ's old friends who is such an SJ ass kisser she agreed to come stay in that igloo while SJ goes off to play "you tickle me, I'll tickle you" with her unattractive man boy.
Sorry but I think it is a little offensive to call Stefanny's home an igloo. Igloos actually retain heat.
 
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Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it againā€¦thereā€™s absolutely no reason why Gwen and Billy the Deserter canā€™t pay to finish the gardeners cottage. Michael keeps claiming that he doesnā€™t have the funds to work on the cottage, so he needs donations. Firstā€¦itā€™s not HIS cottage, itā€™s Gwenā€™s. Second, if Gwen has ā‚¬500,000 to buy a property, she can find the money to finish the gardeners cottage. Anyone who gives Michael Petherick any ā€œdonationsā€ through gofundme or Patreon or whatever for the cottage is delusional. Itā€™s so disgustingā€¦makes me sick. MPK is more interested in escorts, parties, designer clothes, and booze anyway. Please wake up! šŸ˜•

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By showcasing what they are capable of purchasing (ā€œRothschild Library, another chateau, etc.) Biffy the AWOL is trying his very best to prove heā€™s not grifting unlike his siblings. He mawwied rich enough so he doesnā€™t have to. šŸ˜‰
 
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How the hell ARE Sillymar and Tats?
No Patreon video today?
Will it be a prerecorded video of .....what???? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
Her packing for her sabbatical???
Packing all of Snort's onesies and nappies? Some toys for him to play with on the airplane so he doesn't get bored?
Don't forget his favorite, red pillow for nap time, mummy.
And a fork or two.
And a plantar....oops! I mean an ice bucket.
And a couple of napkins from the 70's that his grandpa bought him to tuck under his chin when he eats....

Oh wait....can he eat???? What can he eat???

Anything he damn well pleases!!! He is a sham.
A great, big, red pillow sham.
 
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