I preferred out of your mind ft dane bowers.
This will be in my head for the next three days even though I haven’t heard it since about 2002...(had COMPLETELY forgotten about not such an innocent girl though, may have to YouTube that...)
I don’t mind Victoria on her own and i had an enormous crush on David Beckham for few years in the late 90s (98 World Cup onwards). I say crush but I was 9 years old and it was honestly an obsession of the sort a tween (or teen) girl is an expert at. So I’ll always have a slight soft spot for him...
But I find the family unit pretty nauseating. Extremely nauseating, actually. I always call them a cult, which is only half a joke. They are so obsessed with each other, every damn Instagram post either features them all or tags them. Along with a caption about how much they love each other. Honestly, it’s way too much.
Brooklyn seems to have expanded his unwanted public declarations of love to his girlfriend in the the last few days too. He’s definitely the worst of the bunch. You can just tell how full of himself he is, completely unearned. His awful photo book and dropping out of his photography course almost immediately said a lot about his dedication to the craft. But it’s not as if it wouldn’t be obvious anyway. Noel Gallaghers daughter, anais, was on Jack maate’s podcast once, saying how she tried to be self aware and not a bratty child of a celebrity. She went to school with Brooklyn and clearly didn’t think much of him - apparently he drove a very fancy car to school and loved the attention.
Romeo has the face and vibe of a
duck boy, like his older brother but credit where its due - he seems pretty good at tennis, and dedicated to it. That’s assuming he still does it ? But it would be much easier to go the influencer and socialite route of Brooklyn, especially with his modelling past so I hope he’s focused on nurturing a talent. As if the world needs another child of celebrity / model of that generation !
The youngest two are too young to be judged. They seem sweet.