Terrys bakes

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I have a small house and garden but we had a kitchen extension so my kitchen is nice and big. I'd really love a separate work area though. I sometimes feel that my walls are closing in on me with all my stuff!
 
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Conning Spud Man again. Pay for your goods you absolute pairs of beggy grifters!
What does Norfolk County Council Education Department say about your childrens’ non attendance at school? You are denying them their right to an education and their chance to escape a life of begging!
 
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I live locally to them, never been tempted to buy his bakes, I’m just a home baker and i think i could do a better job. If anyone wants a page to follow I recommend andeatit & kookieko. Much better stuff.
 
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That ‘butter’ icing 🤢. And he charges people for this crap. The cheapest chemical laden marg, splattered into a bowl, then mixed with icing sugar. He can’t even be arsed to add any vanilla essence to give it a bit of flavour.
 
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That ‘butter’ icing 🤢. And he charges people for this crap. The cheapest chemical laden marg, splattered into a bowl, then mixed with icing sugar. He can’t even be arsed to add any vanilla essence to give it a bit of flavour.
It's vile isn't it....
 
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I also bake for a living. His buttercream horrifies me. It's margarine 🤮 Margarine is closer to plastic in its composition than it is to butter. And the ratio of icing sugar is massive. It must be cloyingly sweet. Then there's his method... Chucking it all in the mixer together.
I'm traumatised.
Any good baker knows to beat the butter first till its white and fluffy, then gradually add double the weight of icing sugar 2 to 1 ratio
I'm sorry. That wasn't meant to turn into a buttercream lesson 😂😂😂😂
But yukkkkk
I bake occasionally for myself and that’s how I do mine! It’s literally the recipe on almost every UK buttercream recipe site. But let’s not forget Pissflap Terry makes “unreal” (Highly bleeping debatable) cakes so he he must be right and us millions of others must be wrong!
 
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£90!!? For what looks like a 6 inch cake (haven’t watched the vid so could be wrong on the size)

That’s ridiculous
 
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Rented house, buying a 3 year old Range Rover or would this be on lease? I wonder if they do a self assessment. Just some thoughts.
 
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They’re acting like they drive a clapped out fiesta. They already drive a RR. It’s just as their waist lines and heads expand they need a bigger version. They must be taking it in from Social Media. Rent alone is almost 2k a month and let’s face it he isn’t making a living from his ‘bakes’. I doubt they declare anything. Companies house struck off. If they had an accountant as SE we would have seen them plastered on IG receiving a cookie pie for doing their accounts 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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All on the knock! It’ll crash down around them. Just like the ‘home’ bakery, not declaring their income and not sending their children to school. What a show that will be!
 

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According to his wife he’s ’worked bleeping hard for that car’. Doing what exactly? Taking the piss out of trades by getting them to install a bakery for free and paying them in cake, setting up several GFM’s so sad sacks fund their lifestyle or managing to bake so little, people have to wait 3 months for dry old cakes made with the cheapest of ingredients. All they ‘deserve’ is a rusty old bike.
 
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Another shout out to a beautiful bakery who offer delivery. Fantastic quality selection, beautifully presented with immediate despatch and for less money!
I see Terry wraps his bakes in plastic. By the time the punters get them I think all they’d be able to taste is plastic and nothing else (although that might just be the cheap margarine 🤢)
 
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Love how everyone is telling him he’s worked bloody hard for his car. He does approximately 1 baking day a week! Glad he’s put what’s left of the Go Fund money to good use, minus all the food the fatties have consumed and the multiple teddies for a mid life crisis grown up.
1 chap pointed out it will have broken down within a month (Given Range Rovers are notorious for faults) and Sir Terry told him he was jealous 😂

Utter bleeping wick!
 
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Love how everyone is telling him he’s worked bloody hard for his car. He does approximately 1 baking day a week! Glad he’s put what’s left of the Go Fund money to good use, minus all the food the fatties have consumed and the multiple teddies for a mid life crisis grown up.
1 chap pointed out it will have broken down within a month (Given Range Rovers are notorious for faults) and Sir Terry told him he was jealous 😂

Utter bleeping wick!
Another GFM for repairs incoming…
 
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Love how everyone is telling him he’s worked bloody hard for his car. He does approximately 1 baking day a week! Glad he’s put what’s left of the Go Fund money to good use, minus all the food the fatties have consumed and the multiple teddies for a mid life crisis grown up.
1 chap pointed out it will have broken down within a month (Given Range Rovers are notorious for faults) and Sir Terry told him he was jealous 😂

Utter bleeping wick!
I can not understand this... all those trades that have given him a bakery for free and he is parading a new RR on social media. I am at a loss to see why people can't see what is wrong with this. Be humble, work hard and don't show off on social media.
 
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