Tanya Burr #12 Fake smiling like a dumbass freak, bathtub, hairy arm. Rinse. Repeat.

[Jelly Bean]

Thanks to @bbk2me and @Shutterbug99 for joint effort with thread title!

Last thread saw Tanya giving a riveting interview for her latest film at Frightfest. She divulged she had prepared for it by looking at something on her phone. The consummate method actress.
Excitement growing for 'Authored' (whatever it actually is. No one knows). Tanya has played her part by going on several holidays and studiously avoiding mentioning it.

 

[littlepup]

Who wants to buy anything calling itself not perfect and a work in progress?! I get a person can be, but that’s not clear, it’s implying what they’re selling is. Erm, come back when you’re the best you can be thanks

 

[You Won Jane]

One of the few replies under the authored Instagram posts… Surely they’re joking

 

[sfts]

So…an ungodly long countdown to the launch of authored just for nothing to be launched? A beauty brand with no beauty/makeup related imagery? Tarn basically launched a link to sign up for news and updates that will undoubtedly be nonexistent!

 

[Nitfey]

So this the marketing. A written text on paper...this should have been a teaser before the launch. ...
Still no one knows what the F is their product.
And for sure they took the inspiration from some pinterest quotes.
Dear Lord she cannot do anything. Everything she does is just pure unbelievable shish....

 

[dodo789]

It's so ridiculous and annoying, first of all, it’s impossible to find their website through google, not even with her name attached to it. You can go through her instagram but other than stating that she’s the founder there’s no information what the heck is this, but okay you go to the authored instagram…nothing is there, you go to their webpage and NOTHING, except that handwritten tit, that I can barely read, so I will not read it.
Do they expect people will read it and be excited and try to figure out and bring in engagement…probably but this is the most stupid thing ever. I’ve spent more time writing this comment than on their webpage, if you can’t get basic info from one glance then the marketing is trash.

 

[Nova]

“Excited to have you on this journey”?
—Companies should follow my journey, not the other way around. The company should offer me something. I’m not going to sit around waiting for a company launching something only to discover I need to wait for the next clue.

 

[Fhoody]

I cannot believe after all the “exciting meetings” this is what they have! It’s like she has scanned in the half arsed first meeting scribbled on a napkin

We get more about her new favourite trousers or the “best pasta ever” more than her actual business?

 

[evoway13]

Wasn't Jim's baby originally due yesterday or today? Was Tanya hoping to ruin his birth announcement? I might be reaching here.......however, Jim's daughter was born on the 5th...a week early.......

 

[Fhoody]

Anyone want to take one for the team and listen? I suspect she is more bothered about this than her disdain for being a beauty influencer…

 

[enjoy177]

Has anyone heard her interview on Inside The Cell podcast? It was posted yesterday. My GOODNESS she literally is delusional. This interview proves it more than anything she's ever said/viewed herself as before.
She really thinks she's an actress. It's what she truly is, it's drilled inside her on a mollecular level. I cannot stop physically cringing. She thinks so highly of herself. Tanya, you're an extra. So are hundreds of millions of other people. GET OVER YOURSELF.

 

[MsCurly]

Tanya Burr has become the living embodiment of the car crash that you can't look away from.
What she is doing to herself and her career is awful, and I want to stop watching her destructive behavior, but somehow can't.

 

[Shutterbug99]

Wasn't Jim's baby originally due yesterday or today? Was Tanya hoping to ruin his birth announcement? I might be reaching here.......however, Jim's daughter was born on the 5th...a week early.......

September 7th was the due date. Jim mentioned it in a video.

If anything I'd say Tanya held off making the announcement until after Jim had announced the birth - but I really don't know that the two were connected at all.

 

[Fhoody]

Has anyone heard her interview on Inside The Cell podcast? It was posted yesterday. My GOODNESS she literally is delusional. This interview proves it more than anything she's ever said/viewed herself as before.
She really thinks she's an actress. It's what she truly is, it's drilled inside her on a mollecular level. I cannot stop physically cringing. She thinks so highly of herself. Tanya, you're an extra. So are hundreds of millions of other people. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Oh god I’m two minutes in and already cringing! She has mentioned theatre school within 30 seconds

ETA: she has said she didn’t want a large role? Didn’t she say she wanted her first lead role in two years in that Glamour interview . She just doesn’t have a personality and just seems to mirror Sebastian who actually does have some experience or just puff herself up.

 

[Jelly Bean]

In that Telegraph interview, which said Authored took three years of planning , it clearly said it would be launching with 'four gender-neutral products - tinted moisturiser, lipbalm, brow gel and mascara'.
The whole thing is so completely bizarre.
A countdown to a handwritten vague note promising a journey.
Tanya seems prouder of that Kid thing she worked on.

 

[Flossy2020]

Has anyone heard her interview on Inside The Cell podcast? It was posted yesterday. My GOODNESS she literally is delusional. This interview proves it more than anything she's ever said/viewed herself as before.
She really thinks she's an actress. It's what she truly is, it's drilled inside her on a mollecular level. I cannot stop physically cringing. She thinks so highly of herself. Tanya, you're an extra. So are hundreds of millions of other people. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Where can I find this podcast?

 

[Fhoody]

Where can I find this podcast?

She has linked it on her insta stories but it’s on Spotify!

 

[Crying]

it clearly said it would be launching with 'four gender-neutral products - tinted moisturiser, lipbalm, brow gel and mascara'.

gender-neutral lip balm she CANNNOTTTT be serious what decade does she think we're in it's pretty obvious skincare and make-up isn't strictly female anymore jesus christ that obviously just means the products will have bland looking packaging. it sounds like they're hoping to rival Glossier but with unisex skincare, make-up and lifestyle products all in various shades of beige and hoping to build the same cult-ish following with all of this vague ~let's go on a journey together~ or whatever social media posts but realistically will be bored of it quicker than with her own make-up line.

 

[nottouraverageuser]

So…an ungodly long countdown to the launch of authored just for nothing to be launched? A beauty brand with no beauty/makeup related imagery? Tarn basically launched a link to sign up for news and updates that will undoubtedly be nonexistent!View attachment 753124

So it seems Tanya and her team are already deleting some of the comments from anyone daring to ask what’s been launched!! I.e Me! My comment has gone along with a couple of others.
Rather than address the comments, they choose to delete them instead showing complete disrespect for their non followers

 

[Jelly Bean]

So it seems Tanya and her team are already deleting some of the comments from anyone daring to ask what’s been launched!! I.e Me! My comment has gone along with a couple of others.
Rather than address the comments, they choose to delete them instead showing complete disrespect for their non followers

So they can waste time doing that rather than actually working on the launch of whatever it is they are launching.
Brilliant.