Tanya Burr #11 All mattress, no actress

[8Kleopatra8]

The way she fails to address this failure to launch is so childish of her, this is business, what kind of a ceo business woman are you if you cant address issues, and to think this loser had the time to go to ibiza and cornwall
Also it says sep 8th and no yr maybe 2035You know when the makeup expires in the warehouse

 

[getawaywithit]

Maybe someone just forgot to renew the domain lol.

 

[QueenBW]

It's starting to look like a money laundering scheme for real.

 

[Nova]

I’m not even sure what they’re launching.

 

[sfts]

Bloody hell the second hand embarrassment with this one knows no bounds

 

[8Kleopatra8]

Well someone dripped something todayand its her ex and the baby, oh that must hurt

 

[dodo789]

Well someone dripped something todayand its her ex and the baby, oh that must hurt

I hate Jim so much, Sarah’s announcement was so much nicer and about the baby…She’s called Margot Grace Alba Chapman, if someone is interested

 

[nottouraverageuser]

It says the video doesn't exist. What was there?

Ive just watched with no problem.

 

[Anneliese2199]

So awkward! You can tell the interviewer is pretty uninterested, struggling to find questions and keep things going as Tanya's part is so small she shouldn't have even been on the 'red carpet' in the first place.

The lady's face at the end pretty much sums it up.

Also, what's wrong with Tanya's voice? Nerves? It's like she has a lump in her throat and she can't speak very loudly or clearly. No presence or star quality whatsoever.

I just saw this
Interviewer: Introduce yourself
Tanya: I’m Tanya Burr -

and she stops there because there is literally nothing else to add. Most people mention their occupation but she just stopped there. Reality check moment.

Then when the interview said “that’s impressive” or something and then “the fans here are pretty awesome”, look at the look on Tanya’s face.

 

[Cloak]

I just saw this
Interviewer: Introduce yourself
Tanya: I’m Tanya Burr -

and she stops there because there is literally nothing else to add. Most people mention their occupation but she just stopped there. Reality check moment.

Then when the interview said “that’s impressive” or something and then “the fans here are pretty awesome”, look at the look on Tanya’s face.

the interviewer definitely has no idea who she is.

“Introduce yourself…” (aka I can’t do it because who the duck are you)

“So uhhhh ughhh what are you here for?” (Aka why TF are you here?)

Also how mental/awkward is it that Jim literally announced the baby ON THE DAY AUTHORED WAS SUPPOSED TO LAUNCH my god

 

[kalechips]

Tanya: "I worked with a voice coach and listened to an audio recording on my phone of a meeting I had with a psychic"

Interviewer: "wow that's alot of preparation!"

How she could say that with a straight face I don't know. She's a better actress than tanya.

 

[getawaywithit]

Also how mental/awkward is it that Jim literally announced the baby ON THE DAY AUTHORED WAS SUPPOSED TO LAUNCH my god

I honestly assumed they postponed the launch because Jim’s baby had been born and they knew it would be a shitshow if anything was announced simultaneously. But with the website gone who knows.

 

[nottouraverageuser]

I honestly assumed they postponed the launch because Jim’s baby had been born and they knew it would be a shitshow if anything was announced simultaneously. But with the website gone who knows.

Sorry if I’m splitting hairs but the baby was born on the 5th September so I’m surprised they waited until the 7th post!!

 

[Anneliese2199]

Omg look at that engagement

 

[Nitfey]

So really, mattress and mayo...that is all we can expect now. Ads for random tit that No-one will buy either way .
If I was her manager I would just ask for a change.
She is a lost case with her ego.

 

[Nkomoagogo]

Never will I ever buy anything dior again!

 

[Fhoody]

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Omg look at that engagement

What a strange interview! She seems very keen to say YouTube/influencing etc is behind her again and even her acting/accent wasn’t that good for the film now. She doesn’t care about the numbers either on social media. She just does not come across as very humble does she..I mean fair enough have some self respect but it’s a bit of an ego to say you are at a different place in your career when you are still doing ads for Mayo..

Edit to add: I’m sure she is not a collaborator for that Sebastian de Souza project either in the way she made out - I thought it was a voice role but she makes it sound like they are business partners ffs

Interview link:

 

[MiraZol]

Interview link:

I honestly barely recognize her and that's not a compliment. I watched it muted and her body language is so weird. It looks as if she's trying to play a character created in her own head – Oscar winning Hollywood superstar – which is why it looks so fake and unnatural, as we all know how good she is at acting

And what's with her teeth? They stick out like veneers.

Jeezez, I need to watch one of her old vlogsmasses now to unsee this cringey interview.

 

[wishiniwasskinny]

How can you “rewrite the new narrative”?

 

[Dwightschrute]

Wait so Authored is now officially launched? Eh?