A midwife is there to empower and support the woman. The views Feebs has around birth will likely be because she has a wonderful supportive birth team around her.
Midwives do not bring babies into the world, women do. They birth them.
Phoebe Court @swfeebs #2 Want a lecture? You're in the right place, brace yourself for a boob in the face
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Midwives do not bring babies into the world, women do. They birth them.
Pre eclampsia and other life threatening complications to mother and baby just do not exist in feebs world
Consultant: you have pre eclampsia and we recommend urgent induction
Feebs: oh no it's ok I'll eat more date puree, listen to my hypnobirthing CDs, it'll all be fine and have the baby at home
Consultant: you have pre eclampsia and we recommend urgent induction
Feebs: oh no it's ok I'll eat more date puree, listen to my hypnobirthing CDs, it'll all be fine and have the baby at home
Feebs is clearly expecting a super speedy delivery. They say to eat dates 6 weeks before due date. Feebs has been doing it her whole pregnancy 
Oh my god my 2.5 year old is a devil when it comes to clothes. She would wear princess dresses and wellies only for a good week. Even if she picks it out, she still doesn’t WANT to get dressed. It’s a battle every day, twice a day. I just have to grab her and basically force her!I don’t get the battle with the clothes? My daughter is 4 weeks younger than Vespar and Iv never had a battle with her?! I choose what shes wearing then I get her dressed, she’s never refused or demanded she wears something else? Maybe mine just isn’t interested in fashion yet
So glad she’s becoming a bit of a handful though after allll the smugness lately
BIRTH PHOTOGRAPHER GOOD GOD. Just get Jim to take them with his iPhone.
Oh she really is too extra. Dates, eating her placenta and now wants the birth photographed by a pro?! The mw’s at my youngest sons birth wouldn’t let my husband video with his phone until they knew everything was fine, as that was their policy, and this annoying bint wants a full on photo shoot, I can’t.
It’s not One Born my love. And if you end up with an emergency section there will be no chance
She has got rose coloured glasses about her singular birth experience to date. I very much doubt she will be permitted to have the event photographed in hospital but there is nothing preventing it at a home birth.
I’m no earth mother, and I definitely don’t preach about it but I had a home birth, i am deathly frightened of hospitals and doctors etc and I was worried about panicking and sending my baby into panic as well. I would have gone in if I had to but I’m not some hippie stupid person because I had my baby at home.
what IS stupid is preaching to other people about it as if you’re a medic, when you’re not.
what IS stupid is preaching to other people about it as if you’re a medic, when you’re not.
I have photos from my emergency c section. I didn’t ask for them. They’re amazing though!
Oh my Christ she’s asking for birth photo recommendations, may god have mercy upon our souls, high definition feebs foof all over the gram 
I could actually scream, she is such a knob. Will she be adding this to her budget/money saving highlight?! What an absolute dick.
Yeah she's watching those purse strings twang for sure 
Birth photographers cost around £1000!!!! What happened to the strict budgeting?! She’s ridiculous!
She must be going down the mummy blogger route rather than SW 
I loved the ‘evidence’ Behind eating dates! A whole 120 people in the study 
That is not a comprehensive clinical study
That is not a comprehensive clinical study I bet 120 people have eaten McDonald’s for four weeks and the baby has just slipped right out.
Ginger minge
Preeclampsia can end in death of mother and baby if the woman is not induced, Feebs is one dangerous woman suggesting that being induced is not good
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