Surely between the two of them they could buy, or more likely beg, a bottle of conditioner. If one of them moves their head too quickly while they’re so close, they’ll go up in flames.
If I was them I’d be more concerned about when they have a sneaky fag. We all know Stacey’s got previous and any naked flame around that lot they’ll both go up like a tinder box!
Of course part of me wants to be compassionate and think it must be awful to be so self conscious you’d do that to your head but then I look at how ridiculous it looks and think, but if you were self conscious why the
duck would you do THAT?!
It’s not even the same colour as his original mop; he definitely was more than a touch of ginger (now not that there’s anything at all wrong with ginger, not at all, but ffs just embrace it) and that’s definitely more mahogany! I sense Stacey’s influence with the colour mind; the way she’s constantly filtered both Roess and Rex’s hair is testament to how she feels about that.
Pah, it’s like everything in their lives, none of it is real. It’s all smoke and mirrors, everything is so contrived and thought about to the nth degree before strategically posted on Instagram. Who could be arsed eh? As for her drip, drip, drip feeding this bloody wedding stuff, surely she’s in danger of losing her audience. Saying that seeing how batshit crazy the sheep are, possibly not. They’re going to hang on her every word regardless how long it takes, oh and then post messages she’ll never see or read telling her how wonderful she is and looks. Cranks!
Would serve her right if everyone stopped paying interest though as, sheep aside, no one is
bleeping interested! That’s right, wedding schmeddinng, no one cares Stace, jog on and go paint something beige or clag some twee
tit on stuff with your glue gun eh?
twit.
