I’m still chuckling away at the sheer audacity of the woman! Only Stacey could suggest that she managed to dye her hair perfectly by herself at home on the first attempt only to then have her ‘hairdresser to the stars’ friend pop over afterwards to merely blow dry it and expect no one to even question it!
As for the slab? Well what the bejesus is that all about then? I may be getting it all wrong and be some kind of
twit for not understanding what is abundantly clear to a lot of folk, but all it seems to be to me is a piece of wood with various themed tat placed upon it, with the tat of course reflecting the season or time of year.
If that indeed is the case then I’m sorry, but what’s the fricking point?! It’s just a dust collector and for someone who doesn’t place cleanliness at the top of her list of priorities you just know that by the time comes for the next slab to be bundled together than it’s going to be a right old minging mess!
Ah, once again it’s insight into Stacey’s world and what’s important to her. It really is quite bizarre; she’s basically created a bedsit for her and the baby and has lived exclusively in there for the last 6 weeks whilst two of her other children are stowed away in a separate building altogether, meanwhile the downstairs of Pickle Cottage is in all kind of
tit order and there’s no heating to speak of in the house coming into the coldest months of the year but rather than let that worry her she’s out painting dirt into and clagging white felt onto the top of a manky old shed in order to make a Santa’s grotto and sticking various Xmas crap and twigs on to some wood in the corner of the utility room as a Christmas slab! The mind boggles it truly does!
