Here’s one I threw together earlier out of a few bits I had in the toilet. You can read how to make your own in my next book “shite your life out”‘So a lot of you have been asking about my bowel movements…’
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Oh ere we go … the grotty groto 
It’s ‘cause she’s so relatable like innit; she’s showing us how like us she is!
The problem is by showing us how like us she is she’s not being like us! She doesn’t seem to realise that ‘normal’ folk like us don’t feel the need to announce to the world every time they have thrush or give updates on the status of their lady parts post labour, it’s just waaaayyyyy too much information!!
Is she ok putting white felt on the roof of that shed? It’ll be minging after a bit of rain!
Why didn't she use a dustpan and brush to move the leaves?! Or is she doing her 'relatable' shite, any normal person would use a brush! They would also but a pair of shoes on to do work in the garden it's actually dangerous to do what's she's doing in slippers! She's just a bleeping prick
Is the grotty shed a different shed to Mick’s Wendy house gaffe?
We never saw the completed job there either.
This will all be for grandad grab to use as a photo opp. Maybe he will have pregnant women posing in their sheet, sat on Santa’s knee. Ho bloody hohoho.
We never saw the completed job there either.
This will all be for grandad grab to use as a photo opp. Maybe he will have pregnant women posing in their sheet, sat on Santa’s knee. Ho bloody hohoho.
Omg. She’s clearing the leaves after she’s already started painting. How about you clean it first. She’s so dim it’s untrue.
Do. People. Seriously like that tit thing she is wearing 
A "working progress"?!
No, Stace. You mean a WORK IN progress. But then you and your sister have never been any good at literacy skills, have you?
No, Stace. You mean a WORK IN progress. But then you and your sister have never been any good at literacy skills, have you?
Shut the front door, she’s out of the bedsit AGAIN today.
stace mate, calm the fu*k down love, you only had a baby 7 weeks ago, you shouldn’t be running about outside and lifting logs up! FFS just take it easy and go back indoors to feed Roess.
stace mate, calm the fu*k down love, you only had a baby 7 weeks ago, you shouldn’t be running about outside and lifting logs up! FFS just take it easy and go back indoors to feed Roess.
She has literally got no ass left after being sat on it for 2 months.
Oh dear.
Also, perhaps you would have some of your own eyelashes left if you stopped sticking the ugly spiders legs on your eyelids.
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Oh dear.
Also, perhaps you would have some of your own eyelashes left if you stopped sticking the ugly spiders legs on your eyelids.
Dick head
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When she posted her being 6 weeks and a month old they both actually calculated to the 5th
She shouldn't wear leggings it just shows the fact she has no arse moreShe has literally got no ass left after being sat on it for 2 months.
Oh dear.
Also, perhaps you would have some of your own eyelashes left if you stopped sticking the ugly spiders legs on your eyelids.
Dick head
To the poster who said people say this every day
Do they?! I’ve heard one person say it and was disgusted. To say it when you know your in the public domain makes it worse. She’s a piece of tit. Hugely privileged and unaware of it to knock our statements like this when people struggle to conceive every day all around the world. Be grateful for the fertility you have and the child you have as someone else out there would be desperate for it.
Really hope karma knocks her on the arse hard and rose ends up identifying as male
it’s what she’d deserve the way she’s literally creamed herself over having a infant child with a uterus
Eta if you do have gender disappointment despite the fact you were blessed to be fertile, go and get therapy instead of projecting your ungrateful and spoiled attitude on the rest of the world rather than expecting everyone else to listen to your first world problems.
Do they?! I’ve heard one person say it and was disgusted. To say it when you know your in the public domain makes it worse. She’s a piece of tit. Hugely privileged and unaware of it to knock our statements like this when people struggle to conceive every day all around the world. Be grateful for the fertility you have and the child you have as someone else out there would be desperate for it.
Really hope karma knocks her on the arse hard and rose ends up identifying as male
it’s what she’d deserve the way she’s literally creamed herself over having a infant child with a uterus Eta if you do have gender disappointment despite the fact you were blessed to be fertile, go and get therapy instead of projecting your ungrateful and spoiled attitude on the rest of the world rather than expecting everyone else to listen to your first world problems.
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