Stacey Solomon #49 A backwards accent might sound posh, but pickle is still called R Swash
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Cos then she can’t go on about how sore her nipples are in an attempt to be relatable!
‘I’m just like you’ she trills, before putting her sons on the shuttle bus to take then back to the annexe to fend for themselves. She then returns to Pickle Cottage to stare longingly at Opal Fruit for hours on end whilst studiously avoiding the two year old, that until recently she devoted every waking moment to. Just like us eh Stacey?! Bollocks you are!
It's almost embarassing watching her pretending she is breastfeeding
Rex and Rose are both cute in my eyes. Rex's behaviour isn't cute though and he is constantly FILTHY and unkempt and I can understand why people are put off him because of that, BUT, that's not his fault, it's his parents. Rose just looks like every other newborn to me, albeit quite a jaundiced one!
I felt bad and deleted my comment about the kids as not their fault they've got their dads looks 
... Although the deceased sister doesn't speak volumes for the Solomon genes either so who knows maybe they had the better end of the deal after all .
But yeah... Let's just say I'm joining several of you in tattle hell
... Although the deceased sister doesn't speak volumes for the Solomon genes either so who knows maybe they had the better end of the deal after all . But yeah... Let's just say I'm joining several of you in tattle hell
I never even knew anyone with an annexe let alone ‘several friends’
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Some/most newborn babies have a face only their mothers can find beautiful.
I didn’t think all mine were. In fact one was an ugly little buggar, but he smoothed out and got quite cute around 3 months
R&R have inherited the big Swash gob. I’m sure once their faces grow to match it will be ok.
I was thinking baby Roe is not gonna be fitting in that swish pram or the trapped limbs hazard crib, if she doesn’t get taken off that bloody bed soon.
I didn’t think all mine were. In fact one was an ugly little buggar, but he smoothed out and got quite cute around 3 months
R&R have inherited the big Swash gob. I’m sure once their faces grow to match it will be ok.
I was thinking baby Roe is not gonna be fitting in that swish pram or the trapped limbs hazard crib, if she doesn’t get taken off that bloody bed soon.
I bet if she was in a council house and not a million pound ‘cottage’, the stains on the kids’ clothes wouldn’t be seen as #relatable, and people would be wagging fingers. I know toddlers get grubby, but he’s constantly dirty. Doesn’t she have a utility room? What’s the point of having one if you’re just going to let your children (and yourself) fester.
How long are we giving it for Joe to grow into his big swash gobSome/most newborn babies have a face only their mothers can find beautiful.
I didn’t think all mine were. In fact one was an ugly little buggar, but he smoothed out and got quite cute around 3 months
R&R have inherited the big Swash gob. I’m sure once their faces grow to match it will be ok.
I was thinking baby Roe is not gonna be fitting in that swish pram or the trapped limbs hazard crib, if she doesn’t get taken off that bloody bed soon.
Sorry but I just see Boris everyone time I see Mr Hucknall 
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Did you know that SS had a baby girl and called her Rose?
She kept that bloody quiet! Wish she’d post some pics.
She kept that bloody quiet! Wish she’d post some pics.
Wow I had no idea. Is she breastfeeding this time?Did you know that SS had a baby girl and called her Rose?
She kept that bloody quiet! Wish she’d post some pics.
I’m not sure. She hasn’t mentioned that yet.Wow I had no idea. Is she breastfeeding this time?
Same as her best pal Minky Hinchy. All for the ‘gram, so they can seem relatable and have content about how it didn’t work later on
All I see is Bingo from the Banana Splits. Yes,I’m going to Hell.Sorry but I just see Boris everyone time I see Mr Hucknall
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Imagine it being such a rare occurrence that your baths are instaworthy.
Makes me think of the school mums on my Facebook that occasionally post an ordinary meal (I’m not knocking average meals, I serve them daily
) it doesn’t make me think “oooh what a fab mum” I just assume they don’t cook often that’s why they photograph nuggets and chips on the rare occasions they do.All the covids, from 1 through 19 and the future 20-27 tooIt’ll have been the bath; it was such a shock to her system she’s been left all disorientated and confused!
Just a thought, I’m sure they discovered penicillin through mould? As unpleasant as it would have been they should have kept that bath water; the state of that once she’d been in and washed her dirty body they possibly could have had the cure for Covid!!
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