What's the pink sausage? Whatever it is, I've never seen it in a chippy in the North West and also a gherkin with a chippy?!
Yep, that Essex favourite the saveloy. And the big gherkins are known as wallys
Also
Whoever said that there's no risk of Rex falling out of that bed cos Joe is the one mainly sleeping in it, I bet that's spot on. Explains why she put a single bed in there rather than using his old cot (which I think someone said converts to a toddler bed). Also explains why she can take her time with the older boys rooms (as they don't actually need to sleep in them!)
And I agree the room is a monochrome mess. I would have taken the fireplace out (it's not original, she's not going to use it, and all those sharp edges in a kids bedroom make me wince), knocked it back to the brick hearth, put in a nice oak mantle. Replaced the carpet for something stain resistant in a neutral colour because floorboards are both cold underfoot for little feet and painful if you fall onto, got rid of those awful wardrobes and the stick on tiles. And just decorated it any colour other than grey/ black/ white.
Though tbh I would have made that room the older boys and not Rex's, and given Rex one of the other smaller upstairs rooms. But of course that would be less gram- able.