Squirmy & Grubs #2 Scrammy and Grabs

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Maybe she's a fame/gold digger with a disability fetish

Do those exist lol?
Oh yeah pretty sure there is, it's called FGDDF. There's a large number of tall, pretty blondes blondes that belong to the exclusive club. Shane is their cult Jesus.
 
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Thats an interesting take. But, do you also think that, for a shy introverted girl, she reached out to him with absolutely no intention of continuing his business, taking photos, doing interviews and making videos with him (which he’d done with girls before her) for lots of people to analyze and critique her and their lives and that she had no plan to travel with him and perform public speaking responsibilities?
I think she reached out to him because he seemed safe. If he got at all creepy, she could just shut off the computer.

I mean, they posted an orchestrated kiss photo right after their first date lol.
I don't know when that photo was taken. Are the trees usually that bare in May in PA? I also don't know where that photo was posted except recently.

She saw a video of him publicizing his life for everyone to see, in your opinion did she have to get over this huge hurdle of being so private and guarded?
Anyone who is afraid to answer the door for a known planned delivery and anyone who hates standing in line for take-out and anyone who would rather have their drunk boyfriend call 911 than do it themself has some sort of anxiety going on.

Or perhaps did her mom watch his video and encouraged her to contact him in order to help her get over her shyness? What’s your opinion on that?
I think, if anything, her mother hoped she would get over some of her shyness by living in the dorms and having more opportunities to socialize with people. I doubt she would have approved of her meeting Shane until she facetimed him, read his book, saw the video and read the blog.

I just don’t see how, if she were so socially awkward, she would’ve desperately pursued him of all people when everything would‘ve been so painful and agonizing for her. I could see a friend suggesting or setting up a blind date for someone to help them in that way. In this case it only makes sense if you give it about a year of meetings, rehearsals and speaking/behavior practice before you get into the actual public aspects of the relationship, which wouldn’t at all sound like a legit romantic relationship just a business plan and partnership
It's not what I would consider a romantic relationship, but for different reason than you. However, they could consider it both a romantic relationship and a business partnership. The brand, after all, is called S&G.

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Why do all of this? Why make your life so much more difficult when it didn’t necessarily have to be? Because there’s a huge benefit in it for you, of course.
Of course there is a huge benefit. Shane had done well with his career as far as becoming an author and starting a non-profit. He probably told her of his bigger plans once he realized she wasn't going to run home screaming. His 2nd book was about to hit the market. He was in the process of writing his Nurse book and needed a cover photo. Her travel would be covered. The YT channel would be used to promote the book and make even more money. She wouldn't have to get a job where she worked with a lot of people (which would exhaust her ... her dream was to own a goat farm). Could any of the campus guys offer her this?

I do agree that they seemed very concerned with the people who scratch their heads over this particular relationship ... more concerned than what their fans believe. If there is a fraction of the population that doesn't believe the relationship is "real", what do they care? Why keep addressing it? Why get reddit users banned and YT channels shut down?
 
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Seems to me that they have something to hide. They spend way more time trying to defend their so called relationship, than they do interacting with their own fans. They know that they are on to a good number with this unlikely love story and are probably always worried about the tide turning the other way, when it comes to people beliving if they are genuine or not. The fact that they have to defend their relationship so much, makes it all smell rather fishy to me. If they are genuine, I don't see why they would be so concerned about proving that they are a real couple.
 
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I still think Hananh is just a weirdo with lots of issues.
Seems to me that they have something to hide. They spend way more time trying to defend their so called relationship, than they do interacting with their own fans. They know that they are on to a good number with this unlikely love story and are probably always worried about the tide turning the other way, when it comes to people beliving if they are genuine or not. The fact that they have to defend their relationship so much, makes it all smell rather fishy to me. If they are genuine, I don't see why they would be so concerned about proving that they are a real couple.
They're boring and secluded so defending their relationship gives them something to make videos about & get views.
 
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I still think Hananh is just a weirdo with lots of issues.

They're boring and secluded so defending their relationship gives them something to make videos about & get views.
They don't act like a normal couple to me, they don't seem to have any friends out side of their relationship. I sure could not spend all the time that they supposedly do together with my partner, most people need a hobby or be able to enjoy a friends company away from their other half . She supposedly does all this caring for him without a break and no time to herself, now that would send me mad especially at her age. It sure does seem like they keep their bubble small for a reason.
 
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For me, the turning point from believing Hannah was a weirdo devotee to realizing this is whole relationship is a scam was the title of "their" house excluding her, then the price of it being twice as much as they told fans, then their zoom "marriage" with no officiant, witnesses or certificate to be found online, then his parents treating her like a paid caregiver instead of a future daughter in law keeping their son alive every day.

Obviously his "dating" history being all pretty tall blondes playing nurse and business partner, is already a huge question mark. Not one plain looking girl he hung out with in college, chose being his ass wiper as her career. Then Anna being Hannah's twin and doing the exact same "ppl think my gf is my nurse" business shtick, followed by Hannah taking on the job... that is just badly written fiction. At least Shannon could be explained by being 16 and an orphan when they met. You can say they were work friends for 2 years, never had sex while dating and according to Shane himself, she dumped him when she came to her senses. But its also worth mentioning she has a career in digital marketing now and LAMN looks great on her resume.

Then add their inconsistent lies regarding his sexual performance, physical abilities, round the clock care. Her mothers servitude vs his parents coldness toward her. No friends around to corroborate how they are off camera. Their lies and manipulations regarding finances...They are making half a mil a year gross yet e-begging and crying over $1200 a year on shakes, plus he and his cousin stole $80k from his non profit foundation in 2018 alone.

If it was just one or two of the things above, we could excuse it with her being a weirdo devotee. But all of these questionable things combined are just undeniable. It's a scam.
 
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Oh look, Shane endorses Shannon's resume on linkedin

I guess he forgave her for dumping him, saying she was giving up so much to be with him due to his condition... Because as we all know from his exchange with Cole, Shane is a very reasonable guy when someone challenges his ego, right?

Nope, this "romance" was another scam to promote his LAMN brand of business, and the supposed emotional breakup he was talking about in the article was fabricated for pity points. Disgusting.

100% chance Shane is an actual virgin, since all of his girlfriends are paid actors.
 

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Thanks, fancyvagabond, for putting it all together.

Do you think the scam is meant to go on until they have, say $5 mil each in the bank and then close down shop? How did they know when they started that they would gain as many subscribers as they have? Or get as many sponsors? People have made some serious coin off of YT, but many have not. YT could close down an any moment or decide not to share the revenue with the creators

If Shane and Hannah want to marry and/or have children separately, I guess they think the wait is worth big bucks in the bank?

We won't know for certain if their county considers them married until the September certificates are posted for Hennepin county. I don't see that his parents have any mention of the marriage on their Facebook. I wonder why that is?

I don't understand why he thinks it is a good idea to go off his meds for four months in order to increase his chances of fathering a child. Even if it is all a hoax, what kind of message is he sending to his viewers who are suffering from physical diseases?

And no they don't have sex. Why do they even go there? Why the mention of a pregnancy scare? Perhaps he is trying to bust the myth that disabled people don't want and don't have sex. But he can only represent himself ... a person in a very fragile physical shape.
 
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How long and how far this scam goes depends on Hannah. Im sure Shane would keep it up until his death bed even if it means Hannah gets knocked up by some chad on the DL and Shane has to pretend its his baby.

No one can predict success on Youtube but this isn't Shane's first rodeo. Hes been developing this brand for years with three different actresses. I think Hannah and him realized pity will only get them so far and the key factor missing was ass, tits and swimsuits. And they were correct.
 
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And she hopes their baby has the same deformities as Shane? WTF! There's no way she can handle taking care of the baby ans shane at the same time. I mean dude got jealous and pissed when Hannah was giving the kittens some attention. I'm completely baffled. How did this wholesome and feel good channel end up like this ?
 
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And she hopes their baby has the same deformities as Shane? WTF! There's no way she can handle taking care of the baby ans shane at the same time. I mean dude got jealous and pissed when Hannah was giving the kittens some attention. I'm completely baffled. How did this wholesome and feel good channel end up like this ?
Their true colors have shown through
 
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Couldn't help noticing social justice warrior Hannah has her preferred pronouns in her bio but Shane does not. Lmao gee I wonder why that is and why woke Hannah lets it slide? Hilarious.
 
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Shane's preferred pronouns:

He/Him/super duper manly chad/ has a massive pee pee/drinks lots of beer/sexing a hot slave wife who's totally not a fake gold digging scammer goddamnit :mad:
 
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Theres literally no possible way they could have sex. His body cannot move. His limbs are locked in that position. It's just basic common sense lol. How? If there was a way they would have properly answered the question at some point.

So really, what does it matter if she's off her birth control? If she wanted to get pregnant, and if she does end up pregnant, they very much will have to purposefully try to make that happen. There is no possibility of an unplanned pregnancy. It's funny that they pretend otherwise. "Ohhh hannahs off her bc! Yikes whats gonna happen?" Nothing. Nothing could ever happen without very specifically manipulating of bodily fluids (sorry for that).
 
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Theres literally no possible way they could have sex. His body cannot move. His limbs are locked in that position. It's just basic common sense lol. How? If there was a way they would have properly answered the question at some point.

So really, what does it matter if she's off her birth control? If she wanted to get pregnant, and if she does end up pregnant, they very much will have to purposefully try to make that happen. There is no possibility of an unplanned pregnancy. It's funny that they pretend otherwise. "Ohhh hannahs off her bc! Yikes whats gonna happen?" Nothing. Nothing could ever happen without very specifically manipulating of bodily fluids (sorry for that).
would viagra help? assuming hannah can do all the work
 
we dont even know if his penis works at all. didnt someone say the only way he can pee is if he lies on his side? Hes got a seriously messed up little body even if his penis does work its probably all deformed and such. Can he grow hair on his face? Im sure his testosterone production is severely limited
 
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I'm sure he gets handies on a daily basis and probably throws a fit if she doesn't want to do it. The guy is not capable of self gratification or having sex with his locked in legs. She's essentially his hands so im sure he's chasing her around the house in his power chair demanding more
 
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what a great way to go thru life. locked inside with a full grown baby who cant move demanding u give him more handjobs
 
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