God plz plz plz tell me col ain't going out dancing on tables with the Geordie shore crewAnd here comes the mutton dressed as lamb. Bet she thinks she’s a cougar but the truth is she’s a leathery old tart with a minge like a pork scratching.
Get in the sea.
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Turkey teeth, Thailand tits I’m in Portugal getting my kfc bargain bucket smashed to bits!