Sophie Milner #3 You’re a 10, it’s ok hun, return those skims that have been up your bum

[Whatwereyouthinking]

this is the best thing maybe she will realise it’s because she probably spoke to them like a rude passive aggressive witch

Her behaviour must have been dreadful, I have literally never heard of anyone being barred from shopping online EVER

 

[hmsizzle]

I think she wrote the Bali questions herself

Without a doubt! No one cares!!!!

 

[Hamburglar]

Imagine being banned from Wayfair of all places

Any thread title suggestions?? I’ll do a new one!

 

[KarenOG]

Imagine being banned from Wayfair of all places

Any thread title suggestions?? I’ll do a new one!

Off to Bali again, Hennys shipped off to Mummy, suspicious looking abs have appeared on her tummy…

 

[wildOrchid]

Off to Bali again, Hennys shipped off to Mummy, suspicious looking abs have appeared on her tummy…

You forgot “banned from Wayfair”

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Tango tits - banned from shopping at Wayfair.

Short and to the point. Unable to get a rhyme in, sorry.

 

[itsayouproblem]

Flab to abs overnight, banned from wayfair for being a gobby woke shite

 

[justbeingnosy98]

I’m surprised Sophie the war journalist has nothing to say this morning..

 

[Moonbaby09]

She must be so bored of her life her stories are so dramatic over such petty things these days. For a girl her age living in London she really isn’t living her best life is she.

 

[Hamburglar]

Newwwwww thread:

Sophie Milner #4 Bali again, Henny left with mum, suspicious looking abs have appeared on her tum

Good work @KarenOG - had to amend slightly to make it fit. Quick recap on thread #3 from me… Tits are still fake Stole toilet roll from a bar bc she’d run out and couldn’t be arsed calling to a shop on the way home Got an amazing New look collab that we haven’t seen her wear outside of the...

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