NOW here is the real tea, the #codegate scandal of 2023



Ladies, even though Loaf is boring us to tears with her daily tasks bullshit we mustn’t get so hungry for crumbs that we turn on each other baby gurls





Also
@teampapi you crack me up


I’m eagerly awaiting
@usemycode to put together one of her famous timelines

Here’s a quick recap:
1) someone asks for a code to give an insider
2) code is created
3) code is

stolen

4) literally FIVE minutes later you pop up and start your post with “hey girls heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” (this intro is my favourite part and gets me every time)
5) you give us NO tea

6) the crowd turns on you accusing you of being a THIEF

7) you deny being a THIEF

8) @kearnslegalletter confirms you are a THIEF

9) you still deny
10) we are still hungry for some insider knowledge
I just tried to get a code for a Real Insider but don’t have access

this saga is fantastic, a good little laugh to pass the time until Loafie gets some new dick on the scene



