Sophie & Dave #26 Don’t sing to me Dave, do some cardio instead!

[Donald73]

Dave looks bigger than ever.
Whatever he is doing is not working. Needs to get himself a real PT. A proper meal plan, some proper cardio added to his weights. He should be dropping big numbers at his size.

Whatever will his mother think when she’s there seeing him scoff everything and losing no weight, will she do that mother thing of talking sense into her son?? I hope she tells the both of them straight - son stop eating, Soph stop blinking, both of ye START parenting!!!

That moment when your gym shoes are bursting...gainzzzzzzz on the feet too eh Dave??

 

[flyingfish93]

I find his tiny little feet hysterical, sorry

 

[cushtybert]

The adventures of Dave and his fat vagina...featuring Henry the hoover as a special guest

 

[itsmee2]

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Wtf is this

tit the bed - those books are £45 EACH

Actually quite like the concept but seriously?!?!

Nice concept but a bit Middle class for me and would be lost on most 18 year olds on their birthday unless there is a slot at the end for money/iPhone etc .

 

[Lena22*]

OMG his feet !! Why have I not noticed this they're like a ladies size 4 how does he not fall over alot. Top heavy like

 

[Donald73]

They’re like the geishas of old, all squished into a tiny shape. However theyre still fat feet so has to squeeze them into the tiny size 5 shoe

 

[Hurrah54]

You know what they say.... small feet..... small buried penis

 

[BRR]

"I can't imagine Barney having a baby and me not being there for him" - what an odd thing to say about your tot

 

[Emmapism]

Yeah resting on back of shoulders is okay but the forward lean isn't great. You should be tensing your core for balance so it's more of a full body movement. That's what I've always been taught.

I feel like he's trying to show off and lift weights beyond his ability to distract from the fact he's bigger than ever. This is how people injure themselves. You need to build up slowly, especially when you've never been fit/trained properly before.

 

[Pangolin]

Who sits a baby in front of a screen to eat?! And why doesn’t the kid ever have a bib on? She’s so lazy, can’t even be arsed to be with her child.

I don't have any children, and I know that screen time is sometimes necessary (if not for mum & dad sanity if anything else ) but it seems SO WRONG to me how utterly enthralled Barney is by the TV.

 

[Chadders312]

"I can't imagine Barney having a baby and me not being there for him" - what an odd thing to say about your tot

She needs to focus on being there for him now let alone 20+ years down the line!

 

[GoofyGirl]

I don't have any children, and I know that screen time is sometimes necessary (if not for mum & dad sanity if anything else ) but it seems SO WRONG to me how utterly enthralled Barney is by the TV.

They use it constantly. Sadly their the ones missing out on interaction with Blanket!

 

[Geetbo]

His tiny feet make my skin crawl. And they’re further evidence that his knob is the size of a McDonald’s chip.

 

[Polkadot123]

Sing to me Dave has died a death.

 

[Chadders312]

Itsy bitsy hobbit feet, i think the name Bilbo Baggins suits him

 

[SkinkaareFan]

His tiny feet make my skin crawl. And they’re further evidence that his knob is the size of a McDonald’s chip.

Hey now, I've had some long chips from McDonald's so that's not an accurate comparison

ETA: the girth is probably about the same as one though.

Sing to me Dave has died a death.

There is a God!

 

[cushtybert]

Daves new shoes for the gym

 

[Polkadot123]

Sophie and Dave #27 Green Dress mess, Dave looks stressed, Views getting less and less

Well done @Venom 41 likes! Now eagerly await a @disneys round up.

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