Did anyone take a screenshot of said shit breakfast? She must have deleted it!
This is THE best. Agree completely. Piss off with your bunny slippers, you absolute daft bint. Everyone is cringing.She has a jaw line like Desperate Dan and is constantly in a flowery dress pretending to be all feminine and fragile. Recouping energy? She literally does social media for spa products. Just f*ck off, and take your bunny slippers with you.
The only time I nurse a coffee is when I’ve had 10 too many cocktails. I bet she’s the kind of person that gets up at 5am on holiday and tries to shame everyone else for having some fun!Her latest caption:
'🪴 Banana and Blueberry Baked Oats 🪴 Still trying to recoup some energy back from yesterday ... I’ve been going food shopping since 8am and I’m still sitting here nursing coffee '
Where do we even start with unpicking this? Why has she included a plant emoji? Why has she lit a candle to have with her breakfast? Who does that? 'Nursing' coffee? And she's been writing mega long book reviews? Does she seriously see herself as a writer? How do you become 'Head of Digital' at a leading spa brand when you can barely string a grammatically perfect sentence together? So many questions....