Slimmingworldxgemx #3 Last Xmas gave us an aff, it was too small to see, she's having a laugh!

[Latetotheparty]

Jumped on to say the same thing about the elf on the shelf omg gem no! Don’t embarrass the poor kid! She’s trying everything she can to stay relevant, but unfortunately she’s making a tit of herself and her daughter

 

[Allthatglitters666]

This is beyond embarrassing

 

[MrsM79]

She has a puppy. There is no way on Earth any dog owner with half a brain would intentionally leave chocolates on the floor right where a puppy would grab them. That last shot is clearly for show, so no, I’m sure they weren’t still there by 5pm

I have a sad feeling that puppy spends a lot of time in his crate.

I hate gemmas perfect white cunty socks and her perfect shiny cunty boots and her stupid fake life

Is this the next thread title?

 

[Snarkypants]

Wowwww imagine doing Elf on the Shelf for a High schooler

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's putting the eye roll emoji on her post, yet she's gone to the effort of tucking the elf into her merc and recorded it for instagram (yes Gemma you have a merc well noted so here's mine ) and she's gone and ordered a personalised balloon *insert more eye rolls*... but she's not ready to let the magic go for her nearly teenage daughter? what a bleeping bellend!

 

[Runforestrun]

New thread here,

Slimmingworldxgemx #4 We hate Gemma’s perfect white socks, perfect shiny boots and her stupid fake life

No thread suggestions that I could see so I went with this perfect quote that someone nominated for a title. Had to amend it slightly to make it fit and remove the swears as per title rules, which is a massive shame! 😂 Gemma’s still a bleep, doesn’t seem to do much now but show espa stuff and...

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