Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

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nothanksbabes

I cannot believe this catastropucally unattractive simpleton has the audacity to keel posting as if he hasn't relieved the public purse of a large sum of money for duck all, Tory-style?

Is he still packing himself into that bleeping Coke tshirt?
 
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Fred Santos

Some very interesting insights into KOC and SH's attempts to get "in" with Facebook/Meta and, I believe the term they might have used at that time, "leverage" that for clout with the suckers at Mid and South Essex ICB. Simon, Simon, Simon. Suckers as they might be, even they worked you both out in the end - with a bit of prodding. And Facebook/Meta; I wonder how that is going? Have they stopped responding to your emails Simon?

Are you no longer being invited to events?

Or are you and Kirsty just what you always were and always will be:

Useful Idiots
 
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Pkershaw

Pkershaw

Fred Santos said:
It's not unrelated. In the sense that the person at the heart of it all was O'Callaghan.
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Well colour me shocked! 😱

I will admit that I checked out TryLife Ltd on companies house to see if she was one of the directors but even she isn’t that brazen. It’s her modus operandi though. Spend an absolute tit tonne of tax payers money on paying a grifter well over the odds to fail to deliver something. Where have we seen that story before? 🤔

She really is a proper fraudster. God I hope there’s a secret police investigation going on under the surface of all this 🤞
 
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lilykestrel

looking at the Trylife Ltd Facebook page and their posting, they are cousins of Simon's output it seems

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Fred Santos

A new post has landed on what I believe people refer to as the hellsite: you know where.

I will say two things.

1. Followers are GOOD
2. It's good that people (plural) had been keeping receipts....
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anniemouse said:
Try hards more like. Is their target audience great-aunt Beryl?
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anniemouse said:
Try hards more like. Is their target audience great-aunt Beryl?
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lilykestrel said:
looking at the Trylife Ltd Facebook page and their posting, they are cousins of Simon's output it seems

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Christ, this was not a rabbit hole I ever went down - I have been down quite a few, but not this one. Dare we speculate that the arrangement was; and it's a hard word to utter whilst also imagining Simon Harris. In his shed. Mutual? Was Kirsty O'Callaghan, with her social capital ninja skills, tugging both strings simultaneously to unlock the synergies of two, no doubt, highly talented media disruptors? She truly is a loss to the country.
 
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No, Simon. Yours would be the banana joke, sports direct mugs are big, a cloud of Lynx Africa on Christmas Day, Center Parcs is expensive, and probably some drooling over breastfeeding women. I’m not sure anyone would notice a difference if you just copy/pasted your 2009 facebook memories every day.
 
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Fred Santos

One of the reposters of the most recent disclosures on the hellsite is Essex is United - this was set up and championed by Kirsty and may or may not be still "owned" by Essex County Council

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It's f@!king hilarious
 
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Pkershaw

Simon experiences yet another complete and utter self-awareness failure.

Man who has spent the entire tournament farting out his ill-educated football opinions on Facebook and lambasting anyone who has the temerity to hold a different view, is mocking people for, *checks notes*, giving their football opinions on Facebook. Righto, Si 👍

And for his next trick, he’ll be making weak jokes at the expense of grifters who steal a living off the back of tax payers.

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anniemouse

Pkershaw said:
Simon experiences yet another complete and utter self-awareness failure.

Man who has spent the entire tournament farting out his ill-educated football opinions on Facebook and lambasting anyone who has the temerity to hold a different view, is mocking people for, *checks notes*, giving their football opinions on Facebook. Righto, Si 👍

And for his next trick, he’ll be making weak jokes at the expense of grifters who steal a living off the back of tax payers.

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He’s still rimming Southgate I see
 
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lilykestrel

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You'd think he'd be happy, that's at least 2 more years of pointing out that England have won a major tournament in the last decade
 
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MickeyMouseClubhouse said:
If you ever get to see this prick in real life, he's even more funny looking than his photos suggest!
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Agreed. I’ve seen him twice. In the flesh he really does possess a strikingly gormless face and has the posture of a chimpanzee. Wearing the Coca-cola t-shirt both times, naturally.

The second time I saw him was at my gym believe it or not. He was only there because one of his kids had a birthday party in the play area. He was in the cafe at the time talking to one of the staff. I felt extremely sorry for her. Not just because she was having to talk to that creature, but she was definitely getting a face full of gob too.
 
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Pkershaw said:
Agreed. I’ve seen him twice. In the flesh he really does possess a strikingly gormless face and has the posture of a chimpanzee. Wearing the Coca-cola t-shirt both times, naturally.

The second time I saw him was at my gym believe it or not. He was only there because one of his kids had a birthday party in the play area. He was in the cafe at the time talking to one of the staff. I felt extremely sorry for her. Not just because she was having to talk to that creature, but she was definitely getting a face full of gob too.
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The first time I saw him he walked into someone because he wasn't looking where he was going. The second time there was just this gormless stare into the distance! 😅
 
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Now that even Southgate’s biggest fanboy has realised it’s time to stop fawning over him, our intrepid content cweator is having to come up with new cweative ways to cweate his content.

I guess that is what has lead to the birth of this….thing. I can’t think of any words to describe it. Is it meant to be satire? Comedy? I’m struggling to find a connection to Brexit or a dig at the evil torwies. It’s just baffling. All we can say is that it’s very, very bleeping weird. What a pointless blob of matter he truly is.


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Seaford Haggington

Pkershaw said:
Now that even Southgate’s biggest fanboy has realised it’s time to stop fawning over him, our intrepid content cweator is having to come up with new cweative ways to cweate his content.

I guess that is what has lead to the birth of this….thing. I can’t think of any words to describe it. Is it meant to be satire? Comedy? I’m struggling to find a connection to Brexit or a dig at the evil torwies. It’s just baffling. All we can say is that it’s very, very bleeping weird. What a pointless blob of matter he truly is.


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I would prefer to throw my savings into a drain than invest a penny with this fool.
 
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