Secret Celebrity Gossip #73

[Ethel's little Willy]

Carry on with your gossiping.

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Secret Celebrity Gossip #72

Carry on gossiping. Does anyone else think that Bradley Cooper is turning into a Gringotts Gnome?

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Last thread ended with tales of the Rodster and Penny pictured at Annabel's near some dubious white lines on a table.
Lots of stupid stories of shoving things up various orifices- I'm still wondering about shoving vodka up your foof and it not stinging the bejesus out of you

Have asked for the thread title to be changed to 73 cos of pressing the wrong number sorry x

 

[PrincessCharming]

Vodka in your foof can’t be a great idea, the pH would go haywire

 

[RedMagnolia]

Vodka in your foof can’t be a great idea, the pH would go haywire

What I don't understand is why people would put vodka up their foof/arse instead of just drinking it like normal folk do? Obviously if you are somewhere where alcohol is prohibited, it might be different, but if I want to get drunk really quickly, I'd just neck it really quickly. I wouldn't want to absorb it through my bum - the risk of faecal incontinence is something I would rather avoid.

 

[PrincessCharming]

Boys at my school used to snort whisky and vodka in the sixth year common room while playing cards/gambling.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Boys at my school used to snort whisky and vodka in the sixth year common room while playing cards/gambling.

Why you'd snort it rather than just drinking it either is also unknown to me. The burning in the nose is pleasant. And I speak from experience of vomming up excess vodka and it coming through my nose as well as my mouth.

 

[Curlygirl28]

There was a thing when I was early 20s where people did shots in their eye as the alcohol was absorbed quicker!

 

[Amelia99]

Afternoon! I see we’re still on the topics of intoxicants being shoved into random orifi. I’ve learnt so much these past few days. However I’m going to stick with the traditional entry routes. Dignity always dignity!

Meanwhile it’s the BAFTA’s tonight so look out for evidence of illegal decadence.

I won’t be watching because the acceptance speeches and all round luvvieness might make me go back on my pledge to maintain dignity, soak two tampons in Vodka and stick them in my ears to block out the sound of the cringefest while getting too drunk to focus on the images.

 

[RedMagnolia]

Why you'd snort it rather than just drinking it either is also unknown to me. The burning in the nose is pleasant. And I speak from experience of vomming up excess vodka and it coming through my nose as well as my mouth.

You've just triggered a rather unpleasant memory for me - only it was Lamb's Navy rum. My nasal passages took ages to recover.
My son has just told me that at uni, a guy was ingesting vodka through his eyes, using an Optrex eyebath.

JUST.bleeping.DRINK.IT

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

What I don't understand is why people would put vodka up their foof/arse instead of just drinking it like normal folk do? Obviously if you are somewhere where alcohol is prohibited, it might be different, but if I want to get drunk really quickly, I'd just neck it really quickly. I wouldn't want to absorb it through my bum - the risk of faecal incontinence is something I would rather avoid.

I expect if you’re ever in a situation/ location where you are not meant to be drinking alcohol, taking it up the foof/arse means that the alcohol can’t be smelt on your breath

 

[Peachsquish]

There was a thing when I was early 20s where people did shots in their eye as the alcohol was absorbed quicker!

Lol, until I read your post I genuinely believed that was some stupid made up thing from Kevin and Perry go Large.

 

[RedMagnolia]

I expect if you’re ever in a situation/ location where you are not meant to be drinking alcohol, taking it up the foof/arse means that the alcohol can’t be smelt on your breath

Oh I hadn’t thought of that!
I still think it would lead to unpleasant leakage

 

[PrincessCharming]

Why you'd snort it rather than just drinking it either is also unknown to me. The burning in the nose is pleasant. And I speak from experience of vomming up excess vodka and it coming through my nose as well as my mouth.

Well teenage lads aren’t usually known for their great decision making

 

[Amelia99]

You've just triggered a rather unpleasant memory for me - only it was Lamb's Navy rum. My nasal passages took ages to recover.
My son has just told me that at uni, a guy was ingesting vodka through his eyes, using an Optrex eyebath.

JUST.bleeping.DRINK.IT

Get onto the alcohol companies immediately @RedMagnolia I think that is a cracker of an advertising slogan.

 

[Marek_2011]

It stunts like that that made me think he was Scottish. Only found out last year that he wasn't. He has bagpipes in his songs too!
I was amazed when he spoke with a Southern accent

Two other Rod Stewart songs with bagpipes are "Skye Boat Song" (extra track on Atlantic crossing) and "Rhythm of My Heart."

 

[Cariad]

When I was a wee girl in the 60's , Kaolin and Morphine ( available over the counter ) was the go to if you had a dodgy tummy diarrhoea .....tasted foul but did the trick- totally contraindicated for children under 12 now!

 

[VC10]

When I was a wee girl in the 60's , Kaolin and Morphine ( available over the counter ) was the go to if you had a dodgy tummy diarrhoea .....tasted foul but did the trick- totally contraindicated for children under 12 now!

You can still buy it from chemists but its under the counter. You get 20 questions now from the pharmacist before they sell it to you lol

 

[RedMagnolia]

Two other Rod Stewart songs with bagpipes are "Skye Boat Song" (extra track on Atlantic crossing) and "Rhythm of My Heart."

He had a whole troop of Bagpipers when he performed at the Olympic Torch concert in 2004.

Is it a troop or a battalion or an orchestra?

Anyway, despite being a Londoner, at least Mr Stewart senior was actually a Scotsman, so Old Rod does have a bloodline connection to Scotland - unlike that crazy American actress (Hilary someone? ) who pretends to be Spanish.

 

[Sampx]

Lol, until I read your post I genuinely believed that was some stupid made up thing from Kevin and Perry go Large.

Eyeball Paul

 

[Amelia99]

Ahh the Bagpipes. One of my favourite definitions is “a gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn’t.“

 

[VC10]

Ahh the Bagpipes. One of my favourite definitions is “a gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn’t.“

I remember reading that during lockdown, somewhere, a bagpiper was out in the street at 8pm each night wheezing away, annoying everyone in a 400 yard radius....

Someone should have flattened him with a volvo estate car.


Repeatedly.