Wonder how long that will last then? He's such a catch too......................................... NOT!
Jeez if my daughter brought that asshole home he'd definately get a rendezvous with my axe!
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Jeez if my daughter brought that asshole home he'd definately get a rendezvous with my axe!
Anyone remember the Emmerdale prank when some wag wrote "Jam rags" on Marlon's shopping list notice board
Emmerdale causes outrage over crude and offensive shopping list in the Dingles' kitchen | Daily Mail Online
Imagine being offended by sanitary pads 
Whoever it was must be having kittens when you get the Vagisil, period pads & pants and all the rest of it in one ad break these days!!Imagine being offended by sanitary pads
Mel B’s wedding, I quite like her dress. Her hubby isn’t what I’d envisaged…
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I wonder what Geri Halliwell does about weddings. Surely she doesn’t rock up wearing white.
Im assuming Geri has ever had a shart situation
I get you, but this is my jam. Having dealt with everyone on my insta friends list losing their bleeping minds over Taylor Bloody Swift when she did that tour, I feel like this is my time to be an insufferable bore back
I hate the way he pronounces mozzarella. He really overdoes the Italian accent - “Mort-za-RAY-la”. Pretentious prat.oh no. he'd pause every 3 mins to smugly tell you that he learnt this particular tongue move from an Umbrian goat herder, and this move from a Neapolitan tomato farmer and he sincerely hoped you could feel the authenticity of every lick
He's a hairdresser called Rory Apparently and 13 years younger than her but has known he years as he's a friend of her cousin.
You’ve clearly never listened to her “music”Im assuming Geri has ever had a shart situation
Look at meeee
Maybe that's why she wasn't there
Tbf is that not true of most of us?Im assuming Geri has ever had a shart situation
This is in my little file of things that I watch when I want to have a good laugh. I absolutely loved Peter Falk!Yes - they're very funny. Peter Falk as Columbo is particularly good in the Frank Sinatra Roast. Mrs Columbo is a huge fan, huge. She's made Frank a lasagne but could he return the dish as soon as possible
I assume she is at Silverstone for the Grand Prix although I have yet to spot her.
Is the fella in the kilt Mel B's new husband? Looks like she'd eat him for breakfast.
He looks very delicateMy thoughts also, not what I’d envisaged at all!
The thing with Oasis is that Liam and Noel were proper characters. Rather them than Chris Martin or that boring guys Denise Welch’s son (so significant I can’t even remember his name)
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