Imagine that dirty devil creaking around in the bed,slobering and making noises like a Cobbler Baboon,they have something calld "Groom of the stool"...a servant who wipes them after the loo....what a ghastly job...A Dirty Mop and a spray of Linx is the most I would do
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On a similar note I've just heard that Naked Gun actor Leslie Nielsen has died. RIP.
Why is Leslie Nielsen STILL dead?
What are the reasons why some celebrities keep dying online again and again and again?
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I was just a bit sick in my mouthStiff, arthritic fingers though
No that was asparagus spears you’re mistaken.
Ooooh like your thinking
Ooooh like your thinking
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He was linked by the Daily Mirror to the Profumo Scandal. Naughty boy!
He's 98 how's he supposed to look LOL..
A powerwasher and a hope for the best is as far as I'd go LOL
And Katie Boyle
Hope the queens
not reading here or she’ll shouting ‘.orf with his d*ck’ never mind his head 
Surely a 98 year old man is all dried up and shrivelled? He can't still be getting any action.
"Philip, be careful in the tunnels"
It's probably Liz who keeps setting all these rumours off about him being dead again. Maybe she does it and then gives him a lookHope the queens
"Philip, be careful in the tunnels"now you know how we feel when you drool over bercowNow there's a thought an image I didn't need!
Tbf, 18 year old Prince Phillip could totally get it 
Him and Queenie have had so many affairs between them, wouldn’t be surprised if they were swingers at one stage.
Him and Queenie have had so many affairs between them, wouldn’t be surprised if they were swingers at one stage.
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After all those conquests this is a parady of what it must look like 
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The Duke's dried up dick 
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I’ve met her and she was absolutely lovely. Really friendly and made time for everybody. This was before she was “big”, Think it was on a tour for her second album. As for “gossip”, I have none, sorry!I'm reluctant to ask this cos she's my Girl Crush, but anyone have any goss on Pink? She's the only one I think I'd tolerate a wet nose for
She was equally hotTbf, 18 year old Prince Phillip could totally get it
Him and Queenie have had so many affairs between them, wouldn’t be surprised if they were swingers at one stage.
I don’t think the Queen was ever hot. Margaret, on the other hand, was movie star beautiful in her youth.
Don't think the genes extended to the children
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