I disagree with the statement that 'Boris Johnson is a ****. To me he is a Total and utter lying bastard, who can't keep it in his pants, has led his kids up to ridicule, fucked up his family life, fucked up London (Yeah, thanks for getting Crossrail into the shit), fucked up any chance of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe being released, gaslighted half the nation into feeling they were being victimised by the foreigners, managed to exceed the covid death toll per population than any of the other leading industrial nations, presided over the most corrupt government in modern UK history. This wouldn't have been a trip-off-the-tongue title though....
What I want to have for Xmas, is the Queen driving out of Buck House in a tank, and telling the Prime Arsewipe that he has 10 minutes to get out in favour of John Major or Gordon Brown, or she starts shelling. Then she starts shelling anyway......
I'm not a fan (and don;t get me started on Blair either.....).