LolaChristmas
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Was in a position to know quite a bit about the Royals from a previous job and still hear the odd bit of goss from former colleagues.
- Andrew is definitely bi and HIV+ (and everything else you can imagine too.) No redeeming features - stupid and charmless. Fergie has been the conduit for his dodgy deals, which is why she's been stuck like glue to him for years. Word is that they are also back together although someone who would be in a position to know says it's only since the Epstein stuff surfaced and it's just for show. Fergie drinks like a fish but is shrewder than you'd think. (She was trollied at Ascot last year and it was noticed by HMQ.) Beatrice's wedding is off permanently, they're just trying to figure out how to present it as something other than the truth which is that Edo was playing away regularly.
- Anne and TL were quietly separated for a while but they have reconciled recently (she has had an on/off affair with Andrew Parker Bowles for years.)
- DoE has been having it away for years - he has never been faithful but HMQ adores him and put up with it. Penny Brabourne has been his mistress for years but there were others she overlapped with. HMQ had an affair with Porchester but Andrew is definitely Phillip's.
- Harry (until recently) got on much better with Charles than William, who blames him for his mother's death still. Harry is so thick they once thought he might be disabled. There are injunctions in place to prevent reporting of certain things about Harry - but not who his father is: that's absolutely definitely Charles. Harry has every bad trait of his mother and almost none of her good ones.
- MM is loathed by everyone at BP and the public don't know the half of it. She and Harry are big coke heads.
- Never heard a bad word about Kate but Carol is definitely less popular. The Middletons have been separated for a while and there were always rumours about how they had got so rich on a business selling balloons and party hats.
- Andrew is definitely bi and HIV+ (and everything else you can imagine too.) No redeeming features - stupid and charmless. Fergie has been the conduit for his dodgy deals, which is why she's been stuck like glue to him for years. Word is that they are also back together although someone who would be in a position to know says it's only since the Epstein stuff surfaced and it's just for show. Fergie drinks like a fish but is shrewder than you'd think. (She was trollied at Ascot last year and it was noticed by HMQ.) Beatrice's wedding is off permanently, they're just trying to figure out how to present it as something other than the truth which is that Edo was playing away regularly.
- Anne and TL were quietly separated for a while but they have reconciled recently (she has had an on/off affair with Andrew Parker Bowles for years.)
- DoE has been having it away for years - he has never been faithful but HMQ adores him and put up with it. Penny Brabourne has been his mistress for years but there were others she overlapped with. HMQ had an affair with Porchester but Andrew is definitely Phillip's.
- Harry (until recently) got on much better with Charles than William, who blames him for his mother's death still. Harry is so thick they once thought he might be disabled. There are injunctions in place to prevent reporting of certain things about Harry - but not who his father is: that's absolutely definitely Charles. Harry has every bad trait of his mother and almost none of her good ones.
- MM is loathed by everyone at BP and the public don't know the half of it. She and Harry are big coke heads.
- Never heard a bad word about Kate but Carol is definitely less popular. The Middletons have been separated for a while and there were always rumours about how they had got so rich on a business selling balloons and party hats.