Scousebirdblogs #26 Leaving on a Jeff plane

[Scousebird0924]

She is basically just a mug seller now isn’t she

She was buying them in but she’s done the whole I can make them cheaper! Even the “custom” cards as if a millionaire has the time to custom print a card she’s so full off poo and she’s started printing on T-shirts with a cricut heat press things they will be peeling after the first wash you need loads of pressure for it to be permanent something else she used to buy in from a local business but now is doing it herself what a tool!

 

[BettyRizzo]

She was buying them in but she’s done the whole I can make them cheaper! Even the “custom” cards as if a millionaire has the time to custom print a card she’s so full off poo and she’s started printing on T-shirts with a cricut heat press things they will be peeling after the first wash you need loads of pressure for it to be permanent something else she used to buy in from a local business but now is doing it herself what a tool!

You don't need to worry about things lasting when all your customers are tourists...they won't be around to complain

 

[Asevithankstome2]

That bleeping dressing gown needs to be incinerated

 

[Rothsey]

Has she had her naturally plump lips some again? Looked a bit wonky, overfilled to me

 

[Asevithankstome2]

Christmas present idea for Jeff’s family and for when Cora’s old enough

 

[Scousebird0924]

She looks like she could snap corben

 

[Jango Jones]

Looks like she’s sat on poor JC!

 

[Shazblag]

Fucken kip of her, and her tit nails, did she tell JC she took the Tory coin to fund her staff.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Fucken kip of her, and her tit nails, did she tell JC she took the Tory coin to fund her staff.

He looks like one of those oldies you see in certain places with a carer getting dragged about when bless them they don’t know what day it is.

Bet the card went straight into the recycling bin.

 

[Ms LPBR]

Can we do a bleeping crowd fund or something to arrange for his safe return from this obvious hostage situation…if he’s next seen in a window of piss alley being forced to wear a pumpkin spice hoodie I’m on to the PREVENT team

Fucken kip of her, and her tit nails, did she tell JC she took the Tory coin to fund her staff.


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If I was meeting him I’d have at least done my nails and washed/brushed my bleeping tatt….Jesus ducking wept, I have no words

 

[mchammerr]

Can we do a bleeping crowd fund or something to arrange for his safe return from this obvious hostage situation…if he’s next seen in a window of piss alley being forced to wear a pumpkin spice hoodie I’m on to the PREVENT team


If I was meeting him I’d have at least done my nails and washed/brushed my bleeping tatt….Jesus ducking wept, I have no words

Hairburst working wonders there

 

[Cilla Slack]

See her arse is scranning the microphone like some sort of funky dildo. Goon.

 

[MariellaMac86]

Oh no.. oh no… oh no no no no no

He looks petrified and rightly so.

Tell me you don’t have or respect boundaries without telling me you don’t have or respect boundaries

 

[12055584]

Can we do a bleeping crowd fund or something to arrange for his safe return from this obvious hostage situation…if he’s next seen in a window of piss alley being forced to wear a pumpkin spice hoodie I’m on to the PREVENT team


If I was meeting him I’d have at least done my nails and washed/brushed my bleeping tatt….Jesus ducking wept, I have no words

Jeremy maintaining his place in my heart by looking thoroughly not arsed by this absolute head

the irony

the audacity

stop the world I want to get off

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Fully expecting to see over the next month the phrase *and this is the last photograph taken of Mr Corbyn before his curious disappearance

 

[Ashleygardens]

What we can also take from that photo is how much of a unit she is. Our Jezza is like 5'9, so while not massive isn't a short arse either. Can we all just take a minute to appreciate Jeff's stature in all its glory.

Oh and also her her gorgeous bouncing bouffant.

(Btw all you 6ft glorious super models I'm not trying to shame anyone, I actually wish I was 3 stone lighter and half a foot taller. Just our Jeffany has form for shaming short fellas so she's fair game.)

 

[Aob]

Poor Jezza been gifted overpriced Cadbury’s, hairy fanny pens & the super sold out exclusive scouse bird diary (2022 ofc)

 

[Tomi2015]

She’s going to kidnap Corbyn and gag him with a sweaty sock isn’t she

 

[B4M81]

She’s going to kidnap Corbyn and gag him with a sweaty sock isn’t she

Or the infamous versatile bikini top

 

[NorthernBelle]

Best comment on her latest tik tok