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Well we find ourselves back here so soon due to the deranged daily updates to the ever deluded trollop of tiktok.
It saw us treated to an abundance of (apparently) hilarious tiktoks. Including a Mission Impossible spoof performed so well that it was almost as if Trashas former boasts of being an 'actress' were in fact true, however why she has never felt the need to mention her amazing impersonation skills left us all flummoxed - her Bruce Forsyth impersonation is spot on!
These uploads were all alluding to the fact that once again the local constabulary would be paying her council flat another visit in regards to, yes you guessed it, Tattle, where she has been being trolled for 6 months (even though her thread was started less than 2 months ago!)
Friday night and there seemed to be a Whatsapp outage in the Rompford area as 'The Geeeewls' had to take to tiktok to check in (with their leader) that all was ok. Numerous identical messages of "Is it true. Are you ok Sash?" peppered her comment section (so close are this group of friends that they all write in the exact same way) as clearly something major was on the horizon. However their fears were allayed as Sash responded with a copy and paste "I inbox u, yes it's true xx" Phew - crisis averted!
A fantastic, amazing, brilliant night out with her pretty friend wasn't documented online at all as the self-proclaimed tiktok addict 'forgot' to upload anything. However the obligatory 'morning after' videos were posted for all to see. Amazingly both women appeared extremely wide awake and alert for two women that had been out on the razzle-dazzle the night before and Sasha's usual morning-after, gravelly voice was nowhere to be heard. So fresh faced did they look, that it would be easy to assume that they hadn't even been out and merely had a quiet night in. This of course couldn't have been the case because how else would Sasha have 'pulled' 3 times? Well twice really as the third gentleman was 'an ex'. Although this might've been the same 'ex' that she mentioned later on in the day, the one that she had only spoken on the phone to, who knows, in the crazy world of Slosha, anything is possible.
Such a seeker of justice is 'Our Sash' that she decided to put herself up for arrest so that 'everyone else' can also be arrested, then the case can go to court, the trolls will be charged and Sasha can sell her story to 'Take A Break' as she has been in contact with them and they are "gonna run the story once the court case is over". And before anyone doubts this, Sasha herself said it so it most definitely, 100% must be true.
For anyone doubting that someone can surrender themselves for arrest if they are claiming to be a victim, they must be able to, as Sash had 3 months Police training and was then was accepted into the force so she must know.
This meeting with Rompfords finest apparently took 2 and a half hours and Sasha gave her statement. Those police must be so grateful for the Saturday overtime as crime must be well down in the Essex area for them to be spending so much time and resources on investigating the reactions of observers to Sashas drunken, diabolical, inappropriate, offensive antics that she freely shares on any social media platform that she can navigate.
Seemingly the arrest didn't materialise as later on that evening, activity recommenced on tiktok. Sasha appears to have spent the time well, deleting any tiktoks that no longer took her fancy. Including some favourites such as "I'm getting arrested, me" or "Watch me break the law by playing a private phone conversation online for you all to hear"
Ever keen to interact and respond to her 'fans' an upload followed, due to multiple requests, of the outfit that was worn the night before at Nickeeee's, oops sorry I mean that was worn the night before when she was out and about pulling with Nickeeee.
She hasn't disclosed exactly where they went but it must have been to some kind of 80's themed night as she really got into the spirit of it with a form fitting, stretchy, velour dress from Shein that was paired, we are told, with her "Cristeen Labootons"
We were also treated to more private voice notes that she played for all and sundry to hear regarding the previously mentioned 'Jake The Fake', the Hobby Bobby that like to impersonate a Policeman online. This time we find out that one of Gasha's previous geeeewls was actually known to the aforementioned Uncle Fester lookalike and indeed had had some form of personal relationship with him before Sash had ever met him. On finding this out, Trasha removed the 'friend' from her Whatsapp group and blocked her, slagged her off and berated her behaviour for having the audacity to be seeing someone for 3 years before Sasha even knew he existed. So take heed any wannabee whatsapp members, you better hope that Trasha never takes a fancy to someone you're seeing as you will be blocked, deleted and have any private messages you've ever sent, displayed on Social Media against your wishes due to 'Girl Code'.
After a Sunday spent visiting Jo/collecting stock, Monday had rolled around again and after proclaiming that working really is a passion in her life it was time for a much anticipated online live.
The transparency she displays in her lives is so inspirational to others that may want to start a small business from a caravan site in Essex. From placing orders with 'Options Ltd' for more white label goods (although she was going to phone back with address and bank details for payment later on as the bank details weren't at hand). Luckily she did have her own bank details when she needed to make a bank transfer (to pay for the portion of the caravan that she doesn't own outright) all whilst on speakerphone. It really is a masterclass in the 'behind the scenes' of a lucrative business.
Business was well and truly booming and the new items added to the stock list were selling well, including the Cashmere scarves that are 100% acrylic. For anyone wondering "of course the make-up bags are vegan friendly, you ain't gonna eat it!" And the shampoo has no chemicals in it and is "Vegan Free"
She declared how she prides herself on her attention to detail and this was evident as the packaging was up to the usual standard; chuck it in a brown box, throw in a handful of packing peanuts, tape the sides up (with the use of a tape dispenser gun which it seems Casha hasn't quite got the hang of yet) scribble the address in pen and lob it on the floor for later.
The day saw sales of over £1200 add that to the £850 she had 'earned' off of another app for the previous 4 days and it's clear to see how she lives the lavish lifestyle she does. Although bear in mind that with earnings so high HMRC will be sure to take a big chunk of that.
Monday's online live marathon revealed more snippets from her life.
For all of you nosy parkers, the caravan actually cost £61k which was paid as £40k cash and £20k finance - maybe not such an astute deal seeing as the same one is advertised for £51k. She also said that the purchase was supposed to be a joint business venture but it had 'gone wrong' and the aftermath of which had lead her to a dark place and she had a breakdown, surely it couldn't have been at the same time as the other supposed breakdown she had due to £93 worth of stock could it?
During her absence from tiktok Flasha was busy emailing media and news outlets such as sky tv, loose women GMTV etc with regard to online bullying - what a fantastic idea this is. It would be great to hear from an actual bully regards such a serious matter. Bravo Sasha for being brave enough to speak out.
She is also awaiting a response from Dragon Den regards selling white label products. The 'Dragons' would have an absolute field day with the charming, charismatic Ms Fontain no doubt.
We were treated to some 'sexy' photos of Shazza, this included what can only be described as breath-taking pictures of a woman, well past her prime, straddling a large teddy bear with her fake bosoms thrust into the poor innocent teddys rather forlorn looking face because "If that doesn't make you feel sexy, what does?". An image that once seen can never be forgotten (unfortunately).
Another late-night recount of the story of 2 desperate, sad, menopausal women sleeping with a rep on holiday was once again given an airing.
Some medical advice was administered as it seems Flasha now qualifies as somewhat of an expert, seeing as she has proved her own Cardiac surgeon wrong when he predicted that she would never work again.
For those wondering when she will prove that she did indeed pay all of the charity funds from her own Paypal account to the charity, apparently she has already provided proof twice although it is yet to be ascertained where that was because it wasn't on tiktok!
What next for the humble ex-Babestation model?
In her own words as she likes to tease us so much "All will be revealed" - probably when she's had time to make it all up.
I feel it would be inappropriate to comment on/make light of Sasha's extremely disgusting behaviour of the early hours of this morning.
However, I'm sure we would all urge anyone that is suffering/living through any kind of domestic abuse to seek professional help through an organisation such as Refuge.
You DO NOT need to suffer in silence
You are NEVER EVER to blame
You are welcome here x
Well we find ourselves back here so soon due to the deranged daily updates to the ever deluded trollop of tiktok.
It saw us treated to an abundance of (apparently) hilarious tiktoks. Including a Mission Impossible spoof performed so well that it was almost as if Trashas former boasts of being an 'actress' were in fact true, however why she has never felt the need to mention her amazing impersonation skills left us all flummoxed - her Bruce Forsyth impersonation is spot on!
These uploads were all alluding to the fact that once again the local constabulary would be paying her council flat another visit in regards to, yes you guessed it, Tattle, where she has been being trolled for 6 months (even though her thread was started less than 2 months ago!)
Friday night and there seemed to be a Whatsapp outage in the Rompford area as 'The Geeeewls' had to take to tiktok to check in (with their leader) that all was ok. Numerous identical messages of "Is it true. Are you ok Sash?" peppered her comment section (so close are this group of friends that they all write in the exact same way) as clearly something major was on the horizon. However their fears were allayed as Sash responded with a copy and paste "I inbox u, yes it's true xx" Phew - crisis averted!
A fantastic, amazing, brilliant night out with her pretty friend wasn't documented online at all as the self-proclaimed tiktok addict 'forgot' to upload anything. However the obligatory 'morning after' videos were posted for all to see. Amazingly both women appeared extremely wide awake and alert for two women that had been out on the razzle-dazzle the night before and Sasha's usual morning-after, gravelly voice was nowhere to be heard. So fresh faced did they look, that it would be easy to assume that they hadn't even been out and merely had a quiet night in. This of course couldn't have been the case because how else would Sasha have 'pulled' 3 times? Well twice really as the third gentleman was 'an ex'. Although this might've been the same 'ex' that she mentioned later on in the day, the one that she had only spoken on the phone to, who knows, in the crazy world of Slosha, anything is possible.
Such a seeker of justice is 'Our Sash' that she decided to put herself up for arrest so that 'everyone else' can also be arrested, then the case can go to court, the trolls will be charged and Sasha can sell her story to 'Take A Break' as she has been in contact with them and they are "gonna run the story once the court case is over". And before anyone doubts this, Sasha herself said it so it most definitely, 100% must be true.
For anyone doubting that someone can surrender themselves for arrest if they are claiming to be a victim, they must be able to, as Sash had 3 months Police training and was then was accepted into the force so she must know.
This meeting with Rompfords finest apparently took 2 and a half hours and Sasha gave her statement. Those police must be so grateful for the Saturday overtime as crime must be well down in the Essex area for them to be spending so much time and resources on investigating the reactions of observers to Sashas drunken, diabolical, inappropriate, offensive antics that she freely shares on any social media platform that she can navigate.
Seemingly the arrest didn't materialise as later on that evening, activity recommenced on tiktok. Sasha appears to have spent the time well, deleting any tiktoks that no longer took her fancy. Including some favourites such as "I'm getting arrested, me" or "Watch me break the law by playing a private phone conversation online for you all to hear"
Ever keen to interact and respond to her 'fans' an upload followed, due to multiple requests, of the outfit that was worn the night before at Nickeeee's, oops sorry I mean that was worn the night before when she was out and about pulling with Nickeeee.
She hasn't disclosed exactly where they went but it must have been to some kind of 80's themed night as she really got into the spirit of it with a form fitting, stretchy, velour dress from Shein that was paired, we are told, with her "Cristeen Labootons"
We were also treated to more private voice notes that she played for all and sundry to hear regarding the previously mentioned 'Jake The Fake', the Hobby Bobby that like to impersonate a Policeman online. This time we find out that one of Gasha's previous geeeewls was actually known to the aforementioned Uncle Fester lookalike and indeed had had some form of personal relationship with him before Sash had ever met him. On finding this out, Trasha removed the 'friend' from her Whatsapp group and blocked her, slagged her off and berated her behaviour for having the audacity to be seeing someone for 3 years before Sasha even knew he existed. So take heed any wannabee whatsapp members, you better hope that Trasha never takes a fancy to someone you're seeing as you will be blocked, deleted and have any private messages you've ever sent, displayed on Social Media against your wishes due to 'Girl Code'.
After a Sunday spent visiting Jo/collecting stock, Monday had rolled around again and after proclaiming that working really is a passion in her life it was time for a much anticipated online live.
The transparency she displays in her lives is so inspirational to others that may want to start a small business from a caravan site in Essex. From placing orders with 'Options Ltd' for more white label goods (although she was going to phone back with address and bank details for payment later on as the bank details weren't at hand). Luckily she did have her own bank details when she needed to make a bank transfer (to pay for the portion of the caravan that she doesn't own outright) all whilst on speakerphone. It really is a masterclass in the 'behind the scenes' of a lucrative business.
Business was well and truly booming and the new items added to the stock list were selling well, including the Cashmere scarves that are 100% acrylic. For anyone wondering "of course the make-up bags are vegan friendly, you ain't gonna eat it!" And the shampoo has no chemicals in it and is "Vegan Free"
She declared how she prides herself on her attention to detail and this was evident as the packaging was up to the usual standard; chuck it in a brown box, throw in a handful of packing peanuts, tape the sides up (with the use of a tape dispenser gun which it seems Casha hasn't quite got the hang of yet) scribble the address in pen and lob it on the floor for later.
The day saw sales of over £1200 add that to the £850 she had 'earned' off of another app for the previous 4 days and it's clear to see how she lives the lavish lifestyle she does. Although bear in mind that with earnings so high HMRC will be sure to take a big chunk of that.
Monday's online live marathon revealed more snippets from her life.
For all of you nosy parkers, the caravan actually cost £61k which was paid as £40k cash and £20k finance - maybe not such an astute deal seeing as the same one is advertised for £51k. She also said that the purchase was supposed to be a joint business venture but it had 'gone wrong' and the aftermath of which had lead her to a dark place and she had a breakdown, surely it couldn't have been at the same time as the other supposed breakdown she had due to £93 worth of stock could it?
During her absence from tiktok Flasha was busy emailing media and news outlets such as sky tv, loose women GMTV etc with regard to online bullying - what a fantastic idea this is. It would be great to hear from an actual bully regards such a serious matter. Bravo Sasha for being brave enough to speak out.
She is also awaiting a response from Dragon Den regards selling white label products. The 'Dragons' would have an absolute field day with the charming, charismatic Ms Fontain no doubt.
We were treated to some 'sexy' photos of Shazza, this included what can only be described as breath-taking pictures of a woman, well past her prime, straddling a large teddy bear with her fake bosoms thrust into the poor innocent teddys rather forlorn looking face because "If that doesn't make you feel sexy, what does?". An image that once seen can never be forgotten (unfortunately).
Another late-night recount of the story of 2 desperate, sad, menopausal women sleeping with a rep on holiday was once again given an airing.
Some medical advice was administered as it seems Flasha now qualifies as somewhat of an expert, seeing as she has proved her own Cardiac surgeon wrong when he predicted that she would never work again.
For those wondering when she will prove that she did indeed pay all of the charity funds from her own Paypal account to the charity, apparently she has already provided proof twice although it is yet to be ascertained where that was because it wasn't on tiktok!
What next for the humble ex-Babestation model?
In her own words as she likes to tease us so much "All will be revealed" - probably when she's had time to make it all up.
I feel it would be inappropriate to comment on/make light of Sasha's extremely disgusting behaviour of the early hours of this morning.
However, I'm sure we would all urge anyone that is suffering/living through any kind of domestic abuse to seek professional help through an organisation such as Refuge.
You DO NOT need to suffer in silence
You are NEVER EVER to blame
You are welcome here x
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I will however warn you that’s at Least putting another 18 months on your sentence when you appear in court!!!
I get on with her, easier when there’s kids involved, but she is definitely a bit unhinged 
always outstanding. 
The last paragraph highlights what an absolute vile 
