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# Sarah's Day new cooking app exposed
# Overpriced subscription service with bland recipes that have barely been tested
# Unsubstantiated health claims to be attached (as per her CIN 3, SIBO, PCOS claims in the past)
# Teasers have included ridiculously unattainable, unnecessary and overpriced ingredients, likely to be affiliate linked through the app so she gets a kickback
# In typical Scuzzy fashion, she's done the least amount of work possible and is using trending 'health' buzzwords (GF/SF/etc) to get those $$$ flying in while she lounges on her beige couch
# And because she seems to enjoy the questionable 'borrowing' and appropriating of other cultures, she has opted for a name that is Thai in origin. Marketing ploy to drum up controversy or is she literally that thick?! You decide!
*sit in car and carefully position phone so that camera angle captures collarbone*
*tilt head just so and droop eyelids to feign vulnerability*
*press record and…*
Good morning SisSys. Sigh!
*droopy eyelids, check*
*collarbone, check*
*affected sad voice, check*
I was supposed to wake up super early and sMaSh out a super sweaty workout today but, right now, I need to be rEaL and rAw with you guize.
You guize know me and you know I’m always a super upbeat and bubbly extra small human.
*tug at sweater, collarbone pop*
But being a #milfbossbabemum is sOoOoOoO hard! I don’t think anyone understands how hard my life of taking pictures of my contorted body, getting regular injectibles into my face, and perfectly colour-matching my hair to Donald Trump’s is! That last one took some real effort!
I’m just sitting in my car outside the gym but couldn’t go in until I had a rEaL and rAw talk with you guize first. This is hard but I feel like I’m talking to my friends because I have no actual friends in real life and I wanted to be open and honest with you, my sissys.
You know I’ve been working on my latest sUpEr sEcReT cOoKiNg pRoJeCt since I was 2 months old.
I remember I would drag a stool up the kitchen counter and mix in agave syrup and poopy bloom and coconut aminos and come up with the most wonderful and elaborate desserts! I just knew I'd have a cooking project of my own one day! And that day has come: I haven’t slept in months because I was sMaShInG out recipes and force-feeding the disgusting outcome to Kurt to test for food poisoning. He’s been looking quite grey recently so I think the recipes are really working and clearing out his system!
Anyway, I did all that work, and Kurt repeatedly risked his life, just to make it all perfect for you my sissys. But now it’s all fallen apart. Because I’m such a milfbossmum that I didn’t safeguard the app details, so now it’s all been disclosed before I had a chance to hype it up and scam the most money out of you idiots!
*catches self, stops recording*
*Tilts head, starts crocodile tears*
*restarts recording, pops collarbone*
The phone cut me off, but I was saying worked SOOOOO hard to make this project perfect for my tribe because I know you guize really wanted to fork out a monthly payment from your hard earned cash, during the global pandemic and recession, to get the step-by-step guide to my sloshy slop made from the super-secret-proprietary sEzZy-approved ‘ED safe food list’ of 4 ingredients.It's sweet potato, courgette, half a banana and coconut oil by the way.
I worked SO HARD to cReAtE recipes that were miraculously loaded to the hilt with unrefined sugar in spite of the limited safe food list, and also had the magical power to cure every single disease known to mankind; well, apart from racism and homophobia that is! Kurt and I are firm believers those qualities make for great abz!
I even planned a second sPeShUl announcement where I would reveal extra sEcReT seasoning that turns everything I cook that appetizing grey colour you’ve come to associate with my meals! I get 1000’s of DMs asking me for that secret and I was so excited to finally share it with you guize!
*check camera angle*
*crocodile tears, stroppy voice*
Anyway, I don't to be negative but I wanted this secret project to be so perfect for you guize because I’m so real and raw, and I knew you’d want to eat just like me, because I’m your #milfgoals and there’s nothing greater in life than for you minions to aspire to be just like me because I’m so fucking hawthave you seen me checking myself out in the mirror?
*tilt chin, take note of camera angle*
But now it’s all ruined because the information is out there, and you can judge for yourselves that it’s all just another sEzZy scam! You’ll know that the app is nothing but a massive money pit and those recipes are all plagiarized like every other thing I’ve done, and then marked up with the most expensive products on the market (because, affiliate links equals more $$$ for me), and of course once you subscribe, it’ll be hella difficult for you to unsub and stop the automatic payments coming out.
*note to self: cry, pout, make sure they feel you're cheated, but don’t forget to pop the collarbone like a milfboss*
I had it all worked out so perfectly to siphon your $$$ from you without you even noticing, but the hAtErS couldn’t just let me have another few million. They just had to get involved and expose my latest scam!
*strain, squint, push out more crocodile tears dammit. make them see I'm the victim!*
It's not fair the way these hAtErS are always attacking me. It's like they don't want me to be the speshul flower that I am. They don't want me tobodybloom! They keep trying to showcase my dodgy dealings! It’s so unfair!
Normally, I wouldn’t be so down because you know I never complain you guize, but I had to be rEaL and rAw with you today. I'm so upset that I dropped Focks off at my mum's house and I've put Kurt on to moderating comments on insta while I go sMaSh this workout.
After that I'm going to go radio silent for a full day to drum up concern amongst you lot and increase my engagement. Then I’m going to flood your feeds with Focks spam to deflect from this latest disaster.
Oh, a head’s up because I’m real and raw: I’m also going to be maniacally deleting, blocking and reporting all posts that mention that the app’s name is of Thai origin, because yet again, I did not bother to research it and do not care if I’m appropriating and disrespecting other people’s cultures. I’m just acting confident and you don’t dare get to question me! Honestly, if you sissy’s can’t tell that I’m a disgusting racist by now, then I really don’t know what else I can do to prove it to you.
Special mention to @ swiftie13 for the brilliant Sunee side up pun in your thread suggestion!
Thanks @Yel
# Overpriced subscription service with bland recipes that have barely been tested
# Unsubstantiated health claims to be attached (as per her CIN 3, SIBO, PCOS claims in the past)
# Teasers have included ridiculously unattainable, unnecessary and overpriced ingredients, likely to be affiliate linked through the app so she gets a kickback
# In typical Scuzzy fashion, she's done the least amount of work possible and is using trending 'health' buzzwords (GF/SF/etc) to get those $$$ flying in while she lounges on her beige couch
# And because she seems to enjoy the questionable 'borrowing' and appropriating of other cultures, she has opted for a name that is Thai in origin. Marketing ploy to drum up controversy or is she literally that thick?! You decide!
*sit in car and carefully position phone so that camera angle captures collarbone*
*tilt head just so and droop eyelids to feign vulnerability*
*press record and…*
Good morning SisSys. Sigh!
*droopy eyelids, check*
*collarbone, check*
*affected sad voice, check*
I was supposed to wake up super early and sMaSh out a super sweaty workout today but, right now, I need to be rEaL and rAw with you guize.
You guize know me and you know I’m always a super upbeat and bubbly extra small human.
*tug at sweater, collarbone pop*
But being a #milfbossbabemum is sOoOoOoO hard! I don’t think anyone understands how hard my life of taking pictures of my contorted body, getting regular injectibles into my face, and perfectly colour-matching my hair to Donald Trump’s is! That last one took some real effort!
I’m just sitting in my car outside the gym but couldn’t go in until I had a rEaL and rAw talk with you guize first. This is hard but I feel like I’m talking to my friends because I have no actual friends in real life and I wanted to be open and honest with you, my sissys.
You know I’ve been working on my latest sUpEr sEcReT cOoKiNg pRoJeCt since I was 2 months old.
I remember I would drag a stool up the kitchen counter and mix in agave syrup and poopy bloom and coconut aminos and come up with the most wonderful and elaborate desserts! I just knew I'd have a cooking project of my own one day! And that day has come: I haven’t slept in months because I was sMaShInG out recipes and force-feeding the disgusting outcome to Kurt to test for food poisoning. He’s been looking quite grey recently so I think the recipes are really working and clearing out his system!
Anyway, I did all that work, and Kurt repeatedly risked his life, just to make it all perfect for you my sissys. But now it’s all fallen apart. Because I’m such a milfbossmum that I didn’t safeguard the app details, so now it’s all been disclosed before I had a chance to hype it up and scam the most money out of you idiots!
*catches self, stops recording*
*Tilts head, starts crocodile tears*
*restarts recording, pops collarbone*
The phone cut me off, but I was saying worked SOOOOO hard to make this project perfect for my tribe because I know you guize really wanted to fork out a monthly payment from your hard earned cash, during the global pandemic and recession, to get the step-by-step guide to my sloshy slop made from the super-secret-proprietary sEzZy-approved ‘ED safe food list’ of 4 ingredients.
I worked SO HARD to cReAtE recipes that were miraculously loaded to the hilt with unrefined sugar in spite of the limited safe food list, and also had the magical power to cure every single disease known to mankind; well, apart from racism and homophobia that is! Kurt and I are firm believers those qualities make for great abz!
I even planned a second sPeShUl announcement where I would reveal extra sEcReT seasoning that turns everything I cook that appetizing grey colour you’ve come to associate with my meals! I get 1000’s of DMs asking me for that secret and I was so excited to finally share it with you guize!
*check camera angle*
*crocodile tears, stroppy voice*
Anyway, I don't to be negative but I wanted this secret project to be so perfect for you guize because I’m so real and raw, and I knew you’d want to eat just like me, because I’m your #milfgoals and there’s nothing greater in life than for you minions to aspire to be just like me because I’m so fucking hawt
*tilt chin, take note of camera angle*
But now it’s all ruined because the information is out there, and you can judge for yourselves that it’s all just another sEzZy scam! You’ll know that the app is nothing but a massive money pit and those recipes are all plagiarized like every other thing I’ve done, and then marked up with the most expensive products on the market (because, affiliate links equals more $$$ for me), and of course once you subscribe, it’ll be hella difficult for you to unsub and stop the automatic payments coming out.
*note to self: cry, pout, make sure they feel you're cheated, but don’t forget to pop the collarbone like a milfboss*
I had it all worked out so perfectly to siphon your $$$ from you without you even noticing, but the hAtErS couldn’t just let me have another few million. They just had to get involved and expose my latest scam!
*strain, squint, push out more crocodile tears dammit. make them see I'm the victim!*
It's not fair the way these hAtErS are always attacking me. It's like they don't want me to be the speshul flower that I am. They don't want me to
Normally, I wouldn’t be so down because you know I never complain you guize, but I had to be rEaL and rAw with you today. I'm so upset that I dropped Focks off at my mum's house and I've put Kurt on to moderating comments on insta while I go sMaSh this workout.
After that I'm going to go radio silent for a full day to drum up concern amongst you lot and increase my engagement. Then I’m going to flood your feeds with Focks spam to deflect from this latest disaster.
Oh, a head’s up because I’m real and raw: I’m also going to be maniacally deleting, blocking and reporting all posts that mention that the app’s name is of Thai origin, because yet again, I did not bother to research it and do not care if I’m appropriating and disrespecting other people’s cultures. I’m just acting confident and you don’t dare get to question me! Honestly, if you sissy’s can’t tell that I’m a disgusting racist by now, then I really don’t know what else I can do to prove it to you.
Special mention to @ swiftie13 for the brilliant Sunee side up pun in your thread suggestion!
Thanks @Yel
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123nahsezzy
Member
“He’s so advanced, he’s a weapon”
Babe he can’t even say hello. Relax.
Babe he can’t even say hello. Relax.
morgsanderson
Member
“Cause we’ve had fox for like 3 weeks straight” yeah cause he is your fricking kid!!
pizzalurker432
Member
'i used to have organic cumin but this is the woolies brand don't judge me'
the sad thing is, she's serious.
*also puts cumin in BOLOGNESE wtf
the sad thing is, she's serious.
*also puts cumin in BOLOGNESE wtf
Spicy_bananas
Well-known member
I'm surprised he can't say perioral dermatitis yet. Come on Scuzzy, get your shit together!
exactly, if anything it makes us focus on it more because the reality is such a stark contrast to her words. If she hadn’t made the point of continually lying about it (lichurally weekly), it wouldn’t even come on our radar.
Like saying he is doing so well at learning words and only used a dummy at night, when all we see is him grunting with a dummy in at all times of the day.
Sarah uses her internet personality/brand to personify what she actually wants to be, even though it is far from it. She is in a fantasy land, she always does it to describe herself - posting about being the most productive human on the earth, being balanced, having a great healthy food/exercise relationship, being a domestic goddess, having friends, enjoying travelling.. all things that aren’t actually true In the slightest but she wants them to be and wants to believe that they are.
Sadly, I think she is doing the same for Fox. She wants a talking, dummy-less, advanced, outdoorsy, technology hating, clean eating, surfy grom, iron man swimmer who HATES all toys... Sarah is projecting and wants to believe he is ALL that...when in reality Fox is just an average toddler with an average toddler personality, craving engagement and socialisation, with his ridiculous name being the only thing that makes him speshul.
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Ummm in regards to her saying fox says ‘advanced words like banana’... her story the other day showed her and Kurt saying - say banana,
And fox LITERALLY said - AH BA AH GAH (literal baby babble)
And Sarah goes - YAAAY HE SAID BANANA OMG!!!
what the actual hell, he clearly did not
she is delusionalll
And fox LITERALLY said - AH BA AH GAH (literal baby babble)
And Sarah goes - YAAAY HE SAID BANANA OMG!!!
what the actual hell, he clearly did not
she is delusionalllRandom thought - the "random mean girls" didn't leak anything, because to "leak" insinuates an insider who spoke about confidential things out of turn, right? Like if it was her sister, or Kurt's sister, or any of their friends, sure, it was a "leak"...
There was no leak. It was public information which was found on a public platform. No hacking. No lying. No breaches. No leaking.
There was no leak. It was public information which was found on a public platform. No hacking. No lying. No breaches. No leaking.
HarrysGirl
Member
There was so much to unpack in the story I don’t even know where to start...
A morning surf for Fox before school? Mate you haven’t even played playdoh with him before and he is 18 months old, doubt you’d be giving up your morning work out to take your kid SURFING before school.
He has said the word umbrella? Who is she trying to kid.
“he loves sensory play” yeah he is a toddler. Show me a toddler who DOESN’T?
“he can’t sit and watch tv or anything”.... is she even AWARE at this stage that she posts him at least once a week watching a movie??
“all my friends with nuuborns”.... I’d eat Fox’s ‘umbrella’ if she had an actual friend with a nuuborn.
A morning surf for Fox before school? Mate you haven’t even played playdoh with him before and he is 18 months old, doubt you’d be giving up your morning work out to take your kid SURFING before school.
He has said the word umbrella? Who is she trying to kid.
“he loves sensory play” yeah he is a toddler. Show me a toddler who DOESN’T?
“he can’t sit and watch tv or anything”.... is she even AWARE at this stage that she posts him at least once a week watching a movie??
“all my friends with nuuborns”.... I’d eat Fox’s ‘umbrella’ if she had an actual friend with a nuuborn.
Dorigen211
Active member
Excuse me, but it's been stated before. Those statements made about Sarah apply to Sarah, and Sarah only. I could care less if another mother didn't take their child to swim lessons, what I care about is an influencer who touts her child off as being special and better than other kids, under the guise that she is the best mum ever, not giving her child the opportunity to even relish in said special abilities. She has the time, money, and privilege unlike most other mothers to give her child these opportunities, yet all she can be bothered doing with her life is scamming young girls, appropriating cultures and looking at herself in the mirror. If you are taking comments made about Sarah's circumstances as an attack on yours and others' mothering, then I suggest this is more a personal issues rather than the broader issue you are trying to make it be.
The people here are allowed to make their comments, mother or not and as they please, and even as a mother myself, I will give them good faith that they are speaking about Sarah specifically, and not all mothers. As someone has already said, their input is valid and brings different perspectives and can a place for us to all learn something new.
HarrysGirl
Member
Haha she’s getting some serves on her post today.
Aussiemum33
Member
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XXXtentation
Active member
Sarah explaining for the 150th time her only recipe : Bolognese
Justabitcurious
Member
I have a theory!! I’m calling it now.
Sarahs been hinting at an upcoming vlog where she “turns a crappy day into a good day” and “shows a day in the life” and what she does to cheer herself up. Also, in her recent post with the hideous looking carbonara dish, she actually hints to the Sunee app with a
emoji.
So my theory is, the Sunee app surprise has been ruined, so Sarah is going to reveal it all in this upcoming vlog. I have a feeling she’s going to do it in a way that completely centres herself as a victim of bullying because people “ruined” her grand surprise. She’ll be passive aggressive and call out all the “mean girls” that tried to bring her down, but then spend the rest of the vlog proving that she’s the “bigger person” and enrage all her little stans to back her further to perceive her as this boss bitch whose above everyone. This will generate sympathy, she’ll have some click bait caption and it will reinforce the rhetoric that Sarah receives unwarranted and unfair backlash that should not be acknowledged because it only stems from petty little mean girls. Thereby further armouring herself again fair and valid criticisms from regular, educated and thoughtful followers.
I absolute 100% believe she’s going to name the app in the vlog, and I just have a suspicion this will be the angle she takes..
Now we wait
Sarahs been hinting at an upcoming vlog where she “turns a crappy day into a good day” and “shows a day in the life” and what she does to cheer herself up. Also, in her recent post with the hideous looking carbonara dish, she actually hints to the Sunee app with a
emoji. So my theory is, the Sunee app surprise has been ruined, so Sarah is going to reveal it all in this upcoming vlog. I have a feeling she’s going to do it in a way that completely centres herself as a victim of bullying because people “ruined” her grand surprise. She’ll be passive aggressive and call out all the “mean girls” that tried to bring her down, but then spend the rest of the vlog proving that she’s the “bigger person” and enrage all her little stans to back her further to perceive her as this boss bitch whose above everyone. This will generate sympathy, she’ll have some click bait caption and it will reinforce the rhetoric that Sarah receives unwarranted and unfair backlash that should not be acknowledged because it only stems from petty little mean girls. Thereby further armouring herself again fair and valid criticisms from regular, educated and thoughtful followers.
I absolute 100% believe she’s going to name the app in the vlog, and I just have a suspicion this will be the angle she takes..
Now we wait
Jessica Jones
Active member
Looks like she is dressed up and ready for a spin at the pokies 
