Sarah This Mama Life #7 Sausage admin & bikini shoots while kids are at school!

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Sarah’s a keyworker, don’t be a fool! Sausage admin and bikini shoots while kids are at school.

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If anyone wants to do a recap of the last thread?
 
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So highlights from the last thread include....

Sarah using keyworker status to go to garden centres.
Sarah being the happiest we’ve ever seen her when her kids went back to school/nursery.
Feeding her kids crap (mainly processed sausages)
Sarah still being on Joe wicks 90 day plan after about 253 days.
Sarah eating nachos, green risotto and breakfast wraps on a loop.
Sarah showing her midriff.
A Cold, lonely bikini photo shoot for her birthday.
Her children still eating off weaning plates.
Sarah decorating her house for her birthday.

I know there’s lots more highlights.... so please add!
 
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I realised today how ridiculous her insta habit is. Today I went out as its my birthday and not once did I feel the need to share pictures on Instagram or do insta stories ect.
Obviously I took photos but I mostly just enjoyed the moment 😊
 
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I realised today how ridiculous her insta habit is. Today I went out as its my birthday and not once did I feel the need to share pictures on Instagram or do insta stories ect.
Obviously I took photos but I mostly just enjoyed the moment 😊
Happy birthday!
Did you do a balloon wall for yourself? Lonely bikini photoshoot?
 
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I realised today how ridiculous her insta habit is. Today I went out as its my birthday and not once did I feel the need to share pictures on Instagram or do insta stories ect.
Obviously I took photos but I mostly just enjoyed the moment 😊
A very happy birthday to you Gigglebee. I hope you are planning on dragging it out for the rest of the month and having a covid friendly grazing table? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bloody ha! 😂
 
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I realised today how ridiculous her insta habit is. Today I went out as its my birthday and not once did I feel the need to share pictures on Instagram or do insta stories ect.
Obviously I took photos but I mostly just enjoyed the moment 😊
happy birthday pal 🥳

make sure you go to AYE-KAY-YAAAAA and get yourself loads of tacky, white,crappy furniture and outdoor lights, take umpteen boomerang videos of you clinking glasses surf a “friend” and buy yourself a massive platter of cakes to sit on a freezing cold beach with while you sit in a bikini like a fanny while forcing your 6 year old to take photos of you.....oh no, wait up, Sarah has already done all that!! 😂
 
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But did you post your birthday cards on instragram? How will people know if you have any friends if you don't?

My daughter had a transition day at school today. She is a few years older that Isla and Lachlan and I am by no means an over anxious mother but I did feel butterflies and nervous about leaving her at school for the 1st time in months and it reminded me of how happy and excited Sarah was the day she sent Isla back (she sent L back weeks before, although she won't admit it). It was all woo hoo I can do a workout in my lunch hour.
 
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I realised today how ridiculous her insta habit is. Today I went out as its my birthday and not once did I feel the need to share pictures on Instagram or do insta stories ect.
Obviously I took photos but I mostly just enjoyed the moment 😊
Happy Burfday!
How are we meant to know it’s actually your birthday if you don’t drag it out until the next one, or spam us with your balloon wall?! 😂
 
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Thank you for all the birthday love! No balloon wall or food table for me but ive been with family and had an amazing day and made some lovely memories 😍
 
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That garlic bread looks frozen? It’s white inside like the butter is solid????
Her “risotto” looks like a bowl of puke....

I cannot understand how she looks at that food and thinks it’s appetising or that it looks good? It just always looks gross.
 
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That garlic bread looks frozen? It’s white inside like the butter is solid????
Her “risotto” looks like a bowl of puke....

I cannot understand how she looks at that food and thinks it’s appetising or that it looks good? It just always looks gross.
Food porn it ain’t 😂
 
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Three different meals and she still can’t make one decent one.

🙄

Who has time for that nonsense?
 
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Those poor kids will turn into pasta soon, why can't she make anything else?! That risotto looks rank 🤢
 
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Honestly this meals thing bothers me. Why cant they all eat the same thing 😡😡
Growing up my mum point blank refused to cook different meals, we either had what she was cooking or nothing - and all my friends parents were the same!! She’s creating a rod for her own back and is going to have some seriously fussy eaters!!!
 
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Growing up my mum point blank refused to cook different meals, we either had what she was cooking or nothing - and all my friends parents were the same!! She’s creating a rod for her own back and is going to have some seriously fussy eaters!!!
Same with me. And that's how I am with my children!
 
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