Sarah This Mama Life #5 Robs going away, Granny can’t stay, sausages every day!

[OliviaPope]

Title by @GPort

 

[Instasham]

Good to see some variation on the lunchtime delights, today ham as well as sausages! Seriously Sarah strikes me as someone fairly well educated and must know why processed meat isn’t something you should have everyday?

 

[GiggleBee]

Good to see some variation on the lunchtime delights, today ham as well as sausages! Seriously Sarah strikes me as someone fairly well educated and must know why processed meat isn’t something you should have everyday?

Its the two grapes and one strawberry that baffle me! You would give a 1 year old more than that!

 

[frostily]

Its the two grapes and one strawberry that baffle me! You would give a 1 year old more than that!

Yes! Where's the rest of the banana?? Two grapes
Why does she keep showing these lunches off?!

 

[BettyCrocker]

Jesus Christ- STOP SHOWING YOUR YOUNG CHILD IN HER SKIMPY SWIMSUIT ON INSTAGRAM!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!

 

[Popper]

Why oh why has she posted a pic of sliced, burnt to an absolute crisp potatoes and plain probably dry salmon and thinks this is a good looking meal! It baffles me that she thinks this food looks good! Cannot get over the black potatoes. But don’t worry, she’s not eating the tit she gives her kids, she will have a lettuce leaf with a sprinkle of mince prepped for herself probably

 

[Queenie]

No matter how much weight she loses, or abs she gets, she’ll still look like a man. She’s awkward, ungainly & butch in her overall manner.

 

[Sandydan]

She is butch isn't she

 

[GiggleBee]

Looks like Isla is getting some fancy 3 teared cake. L got this, seems little effort went into his.

 

[Cookiesncream]

Looks like Isla is getting some fancy 3 teared cake. L got this, seems little effort went into his.

Same as Rebecca Lamb then, first-born golden-child gets a fancy expensive, professional cake. Second-born after-thought child gets a crap zero-effort homemade thing. (If you haven’t seen Rebecca’s attempt at a cake for Woody then you are missing out, if it wasn’t desperately unfair on the poor little boy, it would be absolutely hilarious).

Just to add I have NOTHING against homemade, less than Pinterest worthy cakes. As long as they are made with love, and each child is treated the same. However both these mothers put zero effort into their homemade cakes.

 

[GiggleBee]

She couldnt even let the kids decorate them eggs for the tesco ad. They were clearly done by her.

 

[frostily]

Why does she need to get "ready"?
I mean we all get dressed but imagine still getting dolled up every day purely for the gram

 

[tootsie]

She spent £25 on a balloon garland that needs self assembly...FFS that seems excessive and completely unnecessary in the current climate. Does she not realise a postal worker is risking their life to deliver her these non essential items?!

 

[Veronica]

She spent £25 on a balloon garland that needs self assembly...FFS that seems excessive and completely unnecessary in the current climate. Does she not realise a postal worker is risking their life to deliver her these non essential items?!

And called it understated!???? That's understated!?

 

[mingbag]

Where did they get the helium for the other balloons?

 

[Onthehop]

Plus it’s terrible for the environment.

 

[frostily]

And called it understated!???? That's understated!?

That's hilarious

Also love there's sausages in the meal still

 

[Pushyplumb]

None of that is done for Isla, Lachlan or Rob's benefit. It is all for photos for the grid.
I find it so sad, especially for her children.

 

[GiggleBee]

None of that is done for Isla, Lachlan or Rob's benefit. It is all for photos for the grid.
I find it so sad, especially for her children.

Exactly, Isla doesn't seem like a girl who wants her nails painted or glitter tattoos.

 

[kat_g]

£25 is a crazy amount to spend on balloons. Never mind its for a pretend birthday or that the current climate suggests not to spend on unnecessary items

She couldnt even let the kids decorate them eggs for the tesco ad. They were clearly done by her.

Yep! Everything placed in exactly the right place really? For a 3 year old?!

It bothers me so much as well that she always eats different food to the kids, especially when they seem to be eating together a lot of the time. The children will notice and wonder why, how does she explain it?!