Sarah Burke #29 Her Munchausen syndrome is flaring up, trying to get pregnant but pints keep showing up
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unless they just let her test drive one for a few weeks I really can't see it happening.
Any one who knows luke knows he's glued to his switch and when that dies he's onto his ipad he's sleeping past 9 cos he was up all night playing gran teft auto with his stepped up daddy and they laughed didn't they they did 
he wants so much to not b like stepped up daddy he's eating burgers and pizzas but really that's cos I want to save the chicken nuggets for tweet 
when lukey asked could he have nuggets for dinner I said no they are for ur stepped up daddio u have to have a pizza like mom it'll b our new thing and I'll make it content then we were knotted weren't we, we were. So now we are playing cards and lukey is locked into his room #blessed
he wants so much to not b like stepped up daddy he's eating burgers and pizzas but really that's cos I want to save the chicken nuggets for tweet when lukey asked could he have nuggets for dinner I said no they are for ur stepped up daddio u have to have a pizza like mom it'll b our new thing and I'll make it content then we were knotted weren't we, we were. So now we are playing cards and lukey is locked into his room #blessedLovely healthy food habits there for lukey going forward! Maybe sit down at a table with him sometime and eat together nah? 2nd week of the easter holidays and all we've seen is the child brought to the pub 
But if u knew luke ud know he asked to go to the pub he loves it there loves the smell of stale piss and watching his mother get shitfaced and fight with his new daddyLovely healthy food habits there for lukey going forward! Maybe sit down at a table with him sometime and eat together nah? 2nd week of the easter holidays and all we've seen is the child brought to the pub
The sad part of this is that she probably was inundated with women struggling to become mothers wondering how she is being seen and diagnosed so quickly from her first 'fertility, pcos' apt ... shes such a liar its disgraceful... 90 cysts me hole...
I really can't see her getting a collab for a car. The ads/collabs she does are horrific, wouldn't entice you to buy anything!
She won’t get a collab for a car 
she wouldn’t get a collab for a sulky she is a scumbag. She has no decent collabs to her name
she wouldn’t get a collab for a sulky she is a scumbag. She has no decent collabs to her nameWednesday morning to do list -
Consume a creamy coffee with 1000 calories and moan I am not loosing weight as quick as I would like …
spout about how luke now likes pizzas, burgers and other shite the mommy loves .. real cause to be proud #mommygoals
Consume a creamy coffee with 1000 calories and moan I am not loosing weight as quick as I would like …
spout about how luke now likes pizzas, burgers and other shite the mommy loves .. real cause to be proud #mommygoals
Proud her son is eating burgers and pizza and the kardashians are an inspiration to her.
duck me what a twit
duck me what a twit
That coffee 
she can’t be that thick surely?!
she can’t be that thick surely?!
Their probably going about a Jeep higher purchase our what ever monthly payments between them, The family car they will need for all the journeys ahead 
We need a another Dear Diary update before the day is out 
We need a another Dear Diary update before the day is out She's as thick as the cream on it .That coffee
Why does she lie so much #wierdo
I think she actually believes her own lies at this stage
What is this alpha wealth she's plugging so much how do they still use her as BA
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So I think I figured out what is actually wrong with her. Sarah is suffering from Mad Piggy Disease a disease that effects common sense, common decency and causes the sufferer to think everyday task like washing themselves, their hair, keeping their offspring alive etc are major life achievements
Sufferes can also suffer from an over inflated sense of self importance, over confidence and tend to contradict themselves a lot.
Studies have shown its brough about by over consumption of pork products, in particular the over consumption of sausage - the food and human kind
Sufferes can also suffer from an over inflated sense of self importance, over confidence and tend to contradict themselves a lot.
Studies have shown its brough about by over consumption of pork products, in particular the over consumption of sausage - the food and human kind
Ahhhh lads. Ye are supposed to be like the bleeping fbi on this. I’m very disappointed in ye to be honest, I found her big news for Thursday. This is the jeep. A friend of a friend of a farmer of a pig told me.
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I highly doubt a car collab. I think mentioning last week was putting feelers out there - wishful thinking! Also it would be really unprofessional of any dealerships to do a collab with someone holding just a learner permit and flaunting the driving around illegally
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