Sarah Burke #136 300 Jumpers Packed, 9lbs Smacked, Truth Slightly Cracked!

[Foxy Roxy]

Congrats @shiv6482 on the winning title

Last thread ended with Burp announcing she’s 9.24 lbs down after a week of eating junk food. Who knew Dorito covered chicken drenched in spices, cans of Coke Zero, twixs, half tubs of ice cream, packets of onion rings, maltesers, chipsticks and whatever else she could grab were the secret to weight loss
Also the long awaited burgundy and navy jumphuhs have finally landed and apparently she has sent out 300+ orders today!! Can’t wait to see all those people tagged in her stories in the coming days wearing Queen And no doubt Burp will be up all night with the Notes app open on her phone trying to come up with 300 glowing reviews to show us....
" the whole world is rooting for you. You're so likeable. Anna"

 

[Angrysue_]

Why is the TV practically on the ceiling? Arthritis in the neck & spine watching that fucker !

 

[shiv6482]

Oh my God, thank you all for rooting for me ! I’m absolutely BURSTING with pride over my very first thread title win - it’s a moment I’ll cherish forever (or at least until the next title drops).

I’d like to thank Burps for her creative storytelling and, of course, all of you for recognising true genius when you see it . I couldn’t have done it without Dorito-covered chicken, Coke Zero, and the endless supply of jump-huhs providing inspiration.

This Queen is off to celebrate with chips, wine, and maybe a cheeky Dorito burger in Burp’s honour. Stay fabulous, my friends, and… drive it on!

 

[#obsssessed]

When I did SW I lost 8 lbs my 1st week so I’d actually believe her this time 🫣 she was severely restricting her calories though 2 meals at about 400/500 cals & then 400 on snacks! She can’t sustain that for too long.

 

[Lucydowl]

She’s flogging hoodies but not wearing her own brand

 

[irishjen]

She won't have access to the go fund, they send money directly to charity, but until it's closed, full amount shows and it stays open for donations.

 

[Wexy123]

She won't have access to the go fund, they send money directly to charity, but until it's closed, full amount shows and it stays open for donations.

But why when she wanted to raise money for the women for Christmas, was the end date put as February That's what makes it look so dodgy to me

 

[irishjen]

But why when she wanted to raise money for the women for Christmas, was the end date put as February That's what makes it look so dodgy to me

I appreciate that and it does look iffy, but when people donate to a Go Fund Me the money stays with them and they send to charity, I've raised money for a number of events and it's always this way.
Burps follows nothing through so no surprise it's still up and open

 

[JoeyJoJoShapadoo]

She gave the impression she could withdraw the money to purchase items for the charity though?

 

[What's the crack?]

Oh my God, thank you all for rooting for me ! I’m absolutely BURSTING with pride over my very first thread title win - it’s a moment I’ll cherish forever (or at least until the next title drops).

I’d like to thank Burps for her creative storytelling and, of course, all of you for recognising true genius when you see it . I couldn’t have done it without Dorito-covered chicken, Coke Zero, and the endless supply of jump-huhs providing inspiration.

This Queen is off to celebrate with chips, wine, and maybe a cheeky Dorito burger in Burp’s honour. Stay fabulous, my friends, and… drive it on!

Well-done @shiv6482

 

[kerrygal1985]

How the hell did she lose 9lbs!she doesn’t even drink water.im on a weight loss journey and she baffles me

 

[nannyg]

It was 9lbs of hair extensions !!!!

 

[cycleon]

When I did SW I lost 8 lbs my 1st week so I’d actually believe her this time 🫣 she was severely restricting her calories though 2 meals at about 400/500 cals & then 400 on snacks! She can’t sustain that for too long.

That first week is mostly fluid, while I don't necessarily doubt her weigh in, it wasn't 9.24lbs of fat she lost
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I appreciate that and it does look iffy, but when people donate to a Go Fund Me the money stays with them and they send to charity, I've raised money for a number of events and it's always this way.
Burps follows nothing through so no surprise it's still up and open

She didn't use gofundme though I think it was a different platform idonate or something? Would it be the same for them?

 

[Jinglecrackers]

That first week is mostly fluid, while I don't necessarily doubt her weigh in, it wasn't 9.24lbs of fat she lost
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She didn't use gofundne though I think it was a different platform kdonate or something? Would it be the same for them?

I-Donate send the money through to the charity every month via bank transfer , we used them in work for a Christmas fundraiser. If the charity already uses the I-donate platform it automatically links to it so you don’t even have to input the charity bank details yourself .
she’s still a gowl bag .

 

[Crones884]

I reckon 9.2lbs was her hair and the 0.04 was the last few eyelashes

 

[Howareyahun]

She gave the impression she could withdraw the money to purchase items for the charity though?

It will depend on what bank account details she linked to the account, it would be either the charity's or her own.

 

[Addd]

I wouldn’t trust her with a go fund me in any capacity.

 

[anotherkerrywan]

I wouldn’t trust her with a go fund me in any capacity.

No one has donated in 3 weeks won't she just close it & give the charity the much needed funds. She's a melt

 

[cycleon]

I-Donate send the money through to the charity every month via bank transfer , we used them in work for a Christmas fundraiser. If the charity already uses the I-donate platform it automatically links to it so you don’t even have to input the charity bank details yourself .
she’s still a gowl bag .

Oh that's good to hear then

 

[Julyrain]

Oh that's good to hear then

The way her link is it looks like she's set up as the beneficiary not the charity.
I used idonate last year and the end of the link was the charity name. She has herself set up as the receiver by the looks of it.
Especially when she said she'd prob go shopping with it and buy them pyjamas to donate.
Don't trust her one bit!