Sarah Burke #120 10 swimsuits, no masher. Marrying a lad with a head like a rasher

[Alucia]

Well done to @Cáca_Milis on the winning thread title, with some inspo from @SIXTYNINEDUDES! and @Wexy123

Thread #120, Burps has one of the most advanced Instagrammer threads on tattle

 

[swipeup25]

Omg the thread title

 

[Chazzyboo]

Brilliant

 

[wineo20]

The thread title

 

[Cáca_Milis]

Jesus we're flying through the threads!

I wonder will the sisters close the salon for the duration of the FoRrIn wEdDiN? They'll all be at it. Can't say they're too pleased on having to spend a heap of money to go abroad and also lose money with the salon being closed?

 

[KerryLady]

Is her Dad better again with the Cancer. Never mentioned no more

 

[Frilly Milly]

She's a miracle worker. Going from blisters and sores on bellys ass yesterday to all the red is gone today with just sudocrem.

 

[delided]

Is all this ‘mom’ talk coming from wanting to be as big as Julie who used the twins . She thinks nobody can see what she’s doing . She’ll never ever be big . She’s big, yes but not in the insta world . People only watch cos she’s an absolute tit show . Get it into your fat head Burp. You’re a MESS

 

[msster]

There is not a hope she is a 14 jesus she is on fire with the lies

 

[work4aliving]

Sarah please show us the size 16 dress swinging on you ...if your telling the truth , it will inspire your renew you followers !!

 

[WtfInsta]

"My stomach is the issue, everywhere is else is fine" I beg to differ burps , I beg to differ. The fact that you have the personality and attitude of a sewer rat, is your biggest issue.

 

[Towhomitmayconcern]

did she think the child would sleep with a bum on fire and blistered…. She’s simple

 

[lizaon35]

Again bursting out of an 18 last week to a size 14 in one week. Come off it. The lift really doesn’t even go half way.

 

[WtfInsta]

For anyone wanting a recap. Sarah is an asshole . The end.

 

[WhoNow?]

Ya, the 16 is going to be “swingin” on you if what you have bought is a mumu. Would she ever cop on, ffs

 

[Yeroneoverthere]

I can't imagine any dress oversized or not fitting her in a 14!!! We shall see Burps we shall see!!!

 

[Howareyahun]

She's a miracle worker. Going from blisters and sores on bellys ass yesterday to all the red is gone today with just sudocrem.

I'd call it neglect, she couldn't be bothered trying to sort Little Beddys ass until it got as bad as it did. Being the expert Mom that she is and not a first time Mommy she damn well knows what was needed to sort that nappy rash. Little Beddy was probably sitting in dirty and wet nappies because her mother couldn't be bothered to change her, that and eating foods that are totally unsuitable for a child of 10 months, the food was probably running through the poor child.

 

[Wonder Woman]

Ther is no way a 14 fits her.
Most clothes made now a days run small. I’m 14 but sometimes have to get 16, in Zara I have to get an 18 coz they run so small.
She is a lair.

 

[harleyquinnjoker]

She's absolutely delusional today with her little hooded beady eyes I think she must be going blind, we saw her unfiltered last week she's not a 14! I'm an 16 atm and bought an oversized jumpsuit last month and ended up getting the 12 , not because I am a 12 but because it was supposed to be worn oversized and I didn't like that fit on me so changed it. Also teeth is out doing the garden? What's he doing with the teent tiny garden cutting it with a scissors imagine offloading your kids so ypu can clean somebody's nanas tiny house.

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

So she thinks her stomach is her only problem area what about her big manly broad back and shoulders