Sarah Burke #12 Jellies stash, bodadoe mash, hairy tash, always on the lash

[Graywalls]

New thread for Sarah Burke aka fatnflab, thank you to @Seratago for the amazing title!

I also want to repost this hilarious poem by @brandambassador

Back from Turkey, and I’m so happy,
Though I think my PCOS is back-
Lots of beer and up 131 pounds,
Back to slimming world and back on track.

Ive never felt happiness like this before,
This is how I should always be treated,
Nobody ever bought me flowers before,
Or bought me as many shots as keeth did!

life is too short, and life is too hard,
To worry about what others think,
I have the travel bug now and the urge to go-
To all other countries where we can drink !

I missed Lukey so much, I can’t wait to see him,
I bought him a load of designer clothes,
I’ll roll my eyes for the next 24 hours,
Until back to his dad he goes!

I think this is real love, I think marriage is next,
I could do with getting away by myself,
I’ll suss Betty out for a loan for the dress,
At least I won’t be left on the shelf!

drive it on now lads, it’s an SP week,
If I’m not down 10 pounds next Week I’ll go barney,
I need a good week, I need a good loss,
Cos next sat we are off to Claaaaaaarney!!

lots of love #happiness #sp #driveiton

 

[Jellybb]

ANOTHER profile picture change

 

[irishjen]

@Graywalls standing ovation for that round up

 

[Eire93]

New thread for Sarah Burke aka fatnflab, thank you to @Seratago for the amazing title!

I also want to repost this hilarious poem by @brandambassador

Back from Turkey, and I’m so happy,
Though I think my PCOS is back-
Lots of beer and up 131 pounds,
Back to slimming world and back on track.

Ive never felt happiness like this before,
This is how I should always be treated,
Nobody ever bought me flowers before,
Or bought me as many shots as keeth did!

life is too short, and life is too hard,
To worry about what others think,
I have the travel bug now and the urge to go-
To all other countries where we can drink !

I missed Lukey so much, I can’t wait to see him,
I bought him a load of designer clothes,
I’ll roll my eyes for the next 24 hours,
Until back to his dad he goes!

I think this is real love, I think marriage is next,
I could do with getting away by myself,
I’ll suss Betty out for a loan for the dress,
At least I won’t be left on the shelf!

drive it on now lads, it’s an SP week,
If I’m not down 10 pounds next Week I’ll go barney,
I need a good week, I need a good loss,
Cos next sat we are off to Claaaaaaarney!!

lots of love #happiness #sp #driveiton

It would take me a week to come up with that

 

[Jellybb]

What is star week?

 

[Candycurves]

What is star week?

When she has her period

 

[Jellybb]

When she has her period

Right ok I get it now.. so she’s saying she has had 3 periods in a month?

 

[Candycurves]

Right ok I get it now.. so she’s saying she has had 3 periods in a month?

Yep

 

[Jellybb]

Yep

Back down to scourge south doc so

 

[Bettybob]

Right I'm just gonna say this. She must not have any1 really to talk to, daily if she has nothing to give to the gram she tells everyone of her plans for the day,I'm gonna go here, get that, do this,drive it on, tan, scrub, make up and repete. I stay for the cringe of it all...has she no actual friends??

 

[Sweetchillie]

She will be pregnant before the new year with her "miracle baby" just wait and see........

 

[I be weak]

Right ok I get it now.. so she’s saying she has had 3 periods in a month?

Must remember to share on Facebook and Instagram the next time I have a period ..... Said no one ever except Sarah and aunty Mary Julie

Thanks for the tiktok Lukey but get back into your own bed now

 

[Graywalls]

Right I'm just gonna say this. She must not have any1 really to talk to, daily if she has nothing to give to the gram she tells everyone of her plans for the day,I'm gonna go here, get that, do this,drive it on, tan, scrub, make up and repete. I stay for the cringe of it all...has she no actual friends??

I do not think she can confide in her sisters, their whole world is that you have the perfect life and you have one above your sister. If she could tell her sisters of her worries then of course the shock of Brian calling off the wedding would not have been such a shock to the family.

Brian's family and friends were not one bit surprised he called the wedding off so that is the difference in communication!

 

[Chazzyboo]

New thread for Sarah Burke aka fatnflab, thank you to @Seratago for the amazing title!

I also want to repost this hilarious poem by @brandambassador

Back from Turkey, and I’m so happy,
Though I think my PCOS is back-
Lots of beer and up 131 pounds,
Back to slimming world and back on track.

Ive never felt happiness like this before,
This is how I should always be treated,
Nobody ever bought me flowers before,
Or bought me as many shots as keeth did!

life is too short, and life is too hard,
To worry about what others think,
I have the travel bug now and the urge to go-
To all other countries where we can drink !

I missed Lukey so much, I can’t wait to see him,
I bought him a load of designer clothes,
I’ll roll my eyes for the next 24 hours,
Until back to his dad he goes!

I think this is real love, I think marriage is next,
I could do with getting away by myself,
I’ll suss Betty out for a loan for the dress,
At least I won’t be left on the shelf!

drive it on now lads, it’s an SP week,
If I’m not down 10 pounds next Week I’ll go barney,
I need a good week, I need a good loss,
Cos next sat we are off to Claaaaaaarney!!

lots of love #happiness #sp #driveiton

Brilliant

 

[dddddddddddd]

New thread for Sarah Burke aka fatnflab, thank you to @Seratago for the amazing title!

I also want to repost this hilarious poem by @brandambassador

Back from Turkey, and I’m so happy,
Though I think my PCOS is back-
Lots of beer and up 131 pounds,
Back to slimming world and back on track.

Ive never felt happiness like this before,
This is how I should always be treated,
Nobody ever bought me flowers before,
Or bought me as many shots as keeth did!

life is too short, and life is too hard,
To worry about what others think,
I have the travel bug now and the urge to go-
To all other countries where we can drink !

I missed Lukey so much, I can’t wait to see him,
I bought him a load of designer clothes,
I’ll roll my eyes for the next 24 hours,
Until back to his dad he goes!

I think this is real love, I think marriage is next,
I could do with getting away by myself,
I’ll suss Betty out for a loan for the dress,
At least I won’t be left on the shelf!

drive it on now lads, it’s an SP week,
If I’m not down 10 pounds next Week I’ll go barney,
I need a good week, I need a good loss,
Cos next sat we are off to Claaaaaaarney!!

lots of love #happiness #sp #driveiton

so so good!

 

[sophiasstories]

I think it’s so wrong to be uploading videos of herself and Luke in bed and then when he’s asleep can they not have any private moments together? She really annoyed me yesterday giving out that he couldn’t sleep and she was tired over it - get over yourself you selfish witch and try to help him and figure out why he’s become so restless in his sleep - 90% of Of the cause is YOU! The child has no privacy with her it’s so sad

 

[KittenSpice]

For Sarah… Luke is the biggest inconvenience that she has. That Beautiful little boy should be living with his father full time. He just doesn’t fit into Sarah’s lifestyle

 

[I be weak]

For Sarah… Luke is the biggest inconvenience that she has. That Beautiful little boy should be living with his father full time. He just doesn’t fit into Sarah’s lifestyle

If she actually does get pregnant how will she cope ? Babies don't stay babies for long does she realise that and the eye rolling at one child is enough and will be put in crèche full time over her full time job

 

[Witch25]

Sarah’s finances are not adding up to me. She states that she does not get any benefits but yet she can afford:
Manis and pedis constantly
Eyebrows
Hair done weekly
Gyms sessions
Trips to Turkey and Clarney
Rent on her house etc.
Babysitter while she “works”
Luke was in full time Creche.
I know she obviously blags freebies like the trip to the International Hotel in Clarney who dropped her when they were full in the summer and she downgraded to the Hotel Killarney. Her sister’s place does her hair but I’ve seen her go elsewhere and are her sisters comping her extensions and colours and bliw drys weekly??
Either she is claiming one parent family/some benefits in which case she is fairly stupid to publically post that Keeth is living with her or else I’m becoming a SW consultant. 2 days work and the life of Reilly. I have never seen a working mum get in a babysitter to put a school aged child to bed while they supposedly work. She would want a kick up the hole.

 

[Oh June]

Sarah’s finances are not adding up to me. She states that she does not get any benefits but yet she can afford:
Manis and pedis constantly
Eyebrows
Hair done weekly
Gyms sessions
Trips to Turkey and Clarney
Rent on her house etc.
Babysitter while she “works”
Luke was in full time Creche.
I know she obviously blags freebies like the trip to the International Hotel in Clarney who dropped her when they were full in the summer and she downgraded to the Hotel Killarney. Her sister’s place does her hair but I’ve seen her go elsewhere and are her sisters comping her extensions and colours and bliw drys weekly??
Either she is claiming one parent family/some benefits in which case she is fairly stupid to publically post that Keeth is living with her or else I’m becoming a SW consultant. 2 days work and the life of Reilly. I have never seen a working mum get in a babysitter to put a school aged child to bed while they supposedly work. She would want a kick up the hole.

I knew someone who was similar to her. Her lifestyle did not match her income. All for the upkeep of an image. She put everything on credit cards. Once she told me she had over 10,000 on credit cards but as she saw it she was working. It did catch up on her and she nearly lost her house. All for an image.

She is trying to prove to Brian and who ever that she has this perfect life.