Sarah Burke #118 Burp thinks she's a queen & Keet's her king,so she's off to marry him with a stolen ring
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Ah here! The shorts on Keet 
she’s obviously been “all systems go” arganising but got Lewks and Keets shorts mixed up Dopes
she’s obviously been “all systems go” arganising but got Lewks and Keets shorts mixed up Dopes
Lewk with Brian today it seems
Lads anyone want to do a recap cos I fecking love Burp's threads but I can't keep upppp.
Please do a recap 
am new to this one after the Julie/ boy child manager tragic bust up
am new to this one after the Julie/ boy child manager tragic bust upQuick recap
- Reached 2 stone even though it should be 3 stone according to her weigh ins.
- Holiday voucher #clab with Eoghan Volswagen Polo Dineen.
-Brought ALL her PR boxes upstairs.
-Keith cleaned his wardrobe.
-Cleaned Belly's teeny tiny room in the teeny tiny old lady's house who is gone to a home.
-Luke got his hair bleached again.
- More butcher trips.
-Tina was mother of bride dress shopping.
-Organised Bellys clothes AGAIN.
-Free dinner in Metropole Hotel described as date day.
-Sarah is afraid of crowds but was dancing and shouting on stage at an autism event.
-Sarah didn't tan her hands well.
-Buying more hen outfits even though she said she had them bought.
-Sarah is getting Beddys ring altered to use as her own.
- We seen a crumb egg tutorial and chicken and mushroom lasagne.
-We had a reminder of Luke being excited about the proposal and Betty videos
-Loads of people telling Sarah how well she looks walking the Lough.
What did I forget
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-She's been out "pounding the roads" non stopQuick recap
- Reached 2 stone even though it should be 3 stone according to her weigh ins.
- Holiday voucher #clab with Eoghan Volswagen Polo Dineen.
-Brought ALL her PR boxes upstairs.
Keith cleaned his wardrobe.
-Cleaned Belly's teeny tiny room in the teeny tiny old lady's house who is gone to a home.
-Luke got his hair bleached again.
- More butcher trips.
-Tina was mother of bride dress shopping.
-Organised Bellys clothes AGAIN.
-Free dinner in Metropole Hotel.
-Sarah is afraid of crowds but was dancing and shouting on stage at an autism event.
-Sarah didn't tan her hands well.
-Buying more hen outfits even though she said she had them bought.
-Sarah is getting Beddys ring altered to use as her own.
- We seen a crumb egg tutorial and chicken and mushroom lasagne.
What did I forget
-Still hasn't invested in a good bra
-Is clearly not on Ozempic
Quick recap
- Reached 2 stone even though it should be 3 stone according to her weigh ins.
- Holiday voucher #clab with Eoghan Volswagen Polo Dineen.
-Brought ALL her PR boxes upstairs.
Keith cleaned his wardrobe.
-Cleaned Belly's teeny tiny room in the teeny tiny old lady's house who is gone to a home.
-Luke got his hair bleached again.
- More butcher trips.
-Tina was mother of bride dress shopping.
-Organised Bellys clothes AGAIN.
-Free dinner in Metropole Hotel described as date day.
-Sarah is afraid of crowds but was dancing and shouting on stage at an autism event.
-Sarah didn't tan her hands well.
-Buying more hen outfits even though she said she had them bought.
-Sarah is getting Beddys ring altered to use as her own.
- We seen a crumb egg tutorial and chicken and mushroom lasagne.
What did I forget
Meticulous recap, if there ever was oneIs Lizzy fishing for an invitation to the wedding or what? 
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She was the same the last time around, blowing smoke up the Burkes holes in the hope of an invitation to the hens/kitchen/honeymoon partiesIs Lizzy fishing for an invitation to the wedding or what?
They really are a pair of ugly bleeps, burps with her baby mutant teeth, big snout, Irish dancing curls and with more rolls than cuisine de France, then u have Keeeeeet with his wrinkly face, diet of a five year old, ebeneezer scrooge behaviour, glow in the dark teeth and gingivitis gums, the hack of the pair of them
No more holding Lewk in family photos, all about Instabella now!
Any weigh in results after her big meal out and pints yesterday? Probably down 5lb
. Can she not see the boy is only interested because Droolie dumped him! Mortified for her.Is rejew jew gone now
Here she is now with her viddamins after it being talked about here
Gowl
Gowl
She has that ugly sucky in vest on under the t shirt duck sake
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