Same Sex Flirting #2

[Yel]

Oh people are discussing that account that was so obviously made up

We'd rather people learnt to figure things out for themselves (otherwise people moan at mods and how awful we are..), but we did ban them weeks ago after so many glaring plot holes and assumed others must have found them annoying also.

 

[Pocahontas]

Best. Thread. Ever. I post a lot on the Jack Monroe thread and there’s an off topic chat linked to it called Food and Drink. The artist formerly known as Bezolabub then Mulholland Drive turned up to chat but got salty when she spelt Eton Mess wrong and it was pointed out to her She listed all her IT qualifications and then started winding everyone up, calling us old timers in relation to her youthful 27 years.

I read some of her other posts from time to time and saw that she had posted on the covid thread that she’d been invited to a 100-strong thirtieth birthday party and should she go? Then someone pointed out that all clubs were shut in lockdown and she quickly backtracked and said, ‘oh yeah, I thought the invite was odd. I wasn’t going to go anyway. So weird - I’d better tell all my friends that clubs are shut.’

All that stuff about play fighting, sweaty sex, short skirts, feeling guilty for eating fattening food 100 per cent a man. That ring!

 

[Yel]

I'm not even sure whats going on

Goes back to read what's occurring..

 

[watermelon sugar]

Ahhhh I've had another flashback

She commented on the 'what was the last thing you ate' thread and wrote 'my girlfriend'

I remember thinking to myself 'oooooh you've had sex well done'

 

[Oohthedrama]

Can I just ask.....

how the fuck did it take everyone so long to smell a rat.

like seriously the comedy value was great I must say,
but I was waiting for the girlfriend Kate to come back, riding in on a fucking pink unicorn with her parents in toe, ready to apologise to our resident South African covid victim and marry them then and there.
Wedding menu would obviously include a 3 bean curry and a dessert of fucking run and raisin ice cream.

I’ve waited months to type this, the end.

On a more sinister note this is how people get into trouble on line when they fall for stories from fraudsters and ending getting themselves in too deep. It’s certainly made me think!

YES!!!!!!!!!
Believe NOBODY until you get a blood sample ffs...

 

[Peter Griffin]

Anyone remember when she made a thread called "lets see your desktop backgrounds" ahahahaha deffo a 50 year old bloke

I remember on a thread about "what is the first thing you are going to do after lockdown" (or something like that). She mentioned she was going to take her girlfriend out on a boat and make love to her. It seemed like no matter what the topic or discussion, everything came back to her being a lesbian.

 

[Ab Fab]

What the flick happened here! Just came on here this morning to see if Teanosugar had left an update on her story. When I first asked a couple days ago if anyone thought mulholland tea were the same person I didn’t expect this. I had been waiting for ages for someone to say something but I thought ok I’ll just put it out there they might all hate me but it doesn’t matter I’ll just go back to reading posts and not contributing . The one thing about MD that sticks in my mind was when she flew back from South Africa to London she said I got a train from London to Cumbria she mentioned the time of it and someone replied oh I didn’t think there was a train back so late from London but MD didn’t come back with an explanation

 

[Oohthedrama]

Apparently we are all naive AF we’d have probz believed in the unicorn

I SWEAR THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I READ HER POSTS THINKING “oh fuck all the way off you crazy bint”

I got to a point I was looking forward to catching up on the batshit world of Mullly and her 83 personalities. COME BACK KATE.....
Blunt but no fucks given

WAIT... you knew all along!!!!!!! :000000

it was so obvious

 

[WilmaHun]

Imagine if we had have actually had a big Tattle meet up as was suggested and we're all expecting this young, lesbian girl to turn up and this is what actually came

 

[Dot_Cotton]

Mulholland Drive - Gone but not forgotten 2020-2021

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[LittleMy]

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Via the Lake District

In the Lake District born and raised
flicking my bean was how I spent most of my days

 

[bolimepipi]

It’s like a rap.

in west south africa, born and raised
flicking beans is how i spent most of my days
chilling out maxin relaxin all cool
until i have to see my parents by the pool
when a couple of tattlers they were up to no good
noticed there's a chinese in my neighbourhood
i thought i'd lie more but then i got scared
so i disappeared into lesbean thin air



oh my god i'm just seeing now that so many of you went down the prince of bel air route!!! we spend too much time on here hahaha

 

[nbt]

I'm not even sure whats going on

Goes back to read what's occurring..

On behalf of everybody I’d just like to say thank you for not shutting us down

 

[lemonlime]

Remember being 24 and your parents telling you to dump your fiancé because she might have South African variant virus, and you go "Okay mummy, okay daddy." and email your fiancé that everything is over? Ah, we've all been there.

The parents being chill with Kate just casually waltzing into MD's house before her quarantine was over but later causing trouble that she's an "infected South African" is comedy gold.

 

[LinaLamont]

Stormzy is 72 years old ringtone

 

[watermelon sugar]

Texting my fella from the bedroom apologising that I've blanked him for the last 3 hours

 

[Peter Griffin]

Everyone who took part in this thread:

 

[kittypaws]

Guys I’ve found a photo of Kate the fiancé