Sam Faiers #2

Eirawen

Well-known member
And I reckon Sam and Paul will split and Paul and Baby Paul will live together forever in a house on their own (and Baby Paul will always be called Baby Paul)
Yes Paul and baby Paul will live in a magic castle in Surrey with unicorns and elves

And it’s bloody huge. I live on the outskirts of London and our next town is classed as Surrey. I think once upon a time where I live now was classed as Surrey but she talks about it like it’s a magical unknown kingdom 😂
I know its really funny, there are some lovely areas in Essex away from the bits nearer to E London, I bet she doesn't know that!!! Surrey is not the haven she seems to think it is, she is a big social clilmber.
 

EmilyChambers

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The more I think about his name, I reckon his first name is actually Baby with Paul being the second name.

And (my mind wanders during isolation) I'm imagining a conversation along the lines of..

Sam (rubs belly) "any ideas what we can call it Paul?"

Paul. "that? It's a baby"

Sam. "Oh I love it, hello baby". (rubs belly again)

8 weeks later

"Congratulations it's a boy!!!"

"look Paul baby is a boy"

"let's give it my name as a middle name"

"oh I love that!"

Billie "what's he called?"

"it's Baby Paul"

😂😂

Hopefully, isolation due to corona won't last long.
 

Jane565

Chatty Member
The more I think about his name, I reckon his first name is actually Baby with Paul being the second name.

And (my mind wanders during isolation) I'm imagining a conversation along the lines of..

Sam (rubs belly) "any ideas what we can call it Paul?"

Paul. "that? It's a baby"

Sam. "Oh I love it, hello baby". (rubs belly again)

8 weeks later

"Congratulations it's a boy!!!"

"look Paul baby is a boy"

"let's give it my name as a middle name"

"oh I love that!"

Billie "what's he called?"

"it's Baby Paul"

😂😂

Hopefully, isolation due to corona won't last long.
maybe with Rosie he asked her if she wanted a cup of "Rosie Lee" ha ha
 

KfBr

Chatty Member
Not sure if this has been mentioned as I dip in and out of this thread but, I caught an old episode of towie the other day (🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️). It was when Sam and Joey were having a break and she was saying to Billie and fearn how she “slapped and pushed Joey once in Dubai” and how “everyone has done it to their boyfriend once haven’t they”. Errrrr funnily enough, I don’t think they have love. I certainly haven’t even when being pinned up against a wall!! I think joeys family knew what she was about and caused problems on purpose!
Can I add that I haven’t watched towie since about series 8 🙈 and never watched the shit show mummy diaries!
 

Eirawen

Well-known member
Not sure if this has been mentioned as I dip in and out of this thread but, I caught an old episode of towie the other day (🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️). It was when Sam and Joey were having a break and she was saying to Billie and fearn how she “slapped and pushed Joey once in Dubai” and how “everyone has done it to their boyfriend once haven’t they”. Errrrr funnily enough, I don’t think they have love. I certainly haven’t even when being pinned up against a wall!! I think joeys family knew what she was about and caused problems on purpose!
Can I add that I haven’t watched towie since about series 8 🙈 and never watched the shit show mummy diaries!
Where can you catch up on the old episodes of TOWIE?
 

EmilyChambers

VIP Member
Not sure if this has been mentioned as I dip in and out of this thread but, I caught an old episode of towie the other day (🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️). It was when Sam and Joey were having a break and she was saying to Billie and fearn how she “slapped and pushed Joey once in Dubai” and how “everyone has done it to their boyfriend once haven’t they”. Errrrr funnily enough, I don’t think they have love. I certainly haven’t even when being pinned up against a wall!! I think joeys family knew what she was about and caused problems on purpose!
Can I add that I haven’t watched towie since about series 8 🙈 and never watched the shit show mummy diaries!
I'm not going to lie, I love Towie!!

However for the length of their relationship, Sam was very very controlling and was always trying to force him to do things and how she wanted a proposal to be and how he should be behaving.

They went to see an Estate Agents when they decided to live together and she wanted to buy a big house then with about a 5 grand mortgage repayment.

The whole time you can see Joey just wanted a normal relationship and have fun like a 20 year old and Sam was desperate to be grown up. I also think she took advantage of him losing his Mom at a young age and played on his emotions.

There's some seems where he seems to really struggle to say no to her.

At least Big baby Paul stands his ground I suppose.
 

Eirawen

Well-known member
I'm not going to lie, I love Towie!!

However for the length of their relationship, Sam was very very controlling and was always trying to force him to do things and how she wanted a proposal to be and how he should be behaving.

They went to see an Estate Agents when they decided to live together and she wanted to buy a big house then with about a 5 grand mortgage repayment.

The whole time you can see Joey just wanted a normal relationship and have fun like a 20 year old and Sam was desperate to be grown up. I also think she took advantage of him losing his Mom at a young age and played on his emotions.

There's some seems where he seems to really struggle to say no to her.

At least Big baby Paul stands his ground I suppose.
She seems to have gone from being the controller to the one being controlled, Big Paul seems very stubborn and oafish, Greg and Billie 's relationship seems lighter and Sam and Paul always look like its hard work.
 
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