Continue here... thanks @MrsSavage for the thread title
“Can only presume her face has indeed slid off” ffs am cryingA recap...
Sallie fucked off for a while to sort her life out, appeared on a shite tv series about a shite hotel, came back to show us all her new life, in Leeds, in her new flat that she almost certainly didn’t buy herself but claims she has.
She had a wild DAY out in a nightclub, that was empty and looked shite.
She received some shite #Gifted sweets and then fucked off to Turkey for a new face.
She did a wee post surgery photoshoot in her hotel toilet with her sexy surgical drain on show, and a few girls told her she was an embarrassment by mistake.
She met up with some lads who were over getting Turkey teeth and filmed them continuously to show she had mates, much to their annoyance.
She hasn’t been seen since a night on the booze, 3 days after intrusive surgery and can only presume her face has indeed, slid off.
Sorry I forgot to mention she’s away to Dubai soon, to put a salmon up someone’s hole.
Ha ha still a great thread title well done @MrsSavageAwwww thread name changed. Swear word
% heading to Canaries !!! She needs reporting!Imagine she is still on a drug and orgy fuelled come down after her surgery.
Or skipping to canaries to get home without having to self isolate
Not really, sometimes after nights out she claims her phones been stolen. I think it’s because of how frequently she is uploading things and when she doesn’t for 12 hours is a shockDoes she do a disappearing act regularly (Im only following this car crash of a girl the past few weeks so don’t know!) Should we be worried? I think it’s fairly possible that we’re the only people who notice she’s missing I can’t imagine she has many pals.
She’s only short of the bolt through her neck in fairnessIT'S ALIVEEEEE!!!!........ (if you don't know what movie this shout is off your too young haha)
I think one looks bigger than the other!Just seen the two stories of her with no tape on her face etc and I don’t think her eyes look any different now the swelling has gone down a bit