What a bell end wants a thick carpet so she Hoover lines in it , literally
What a bell end wants a thick carpet so she Hoover lines in it , literally
GED?What's her current obsession with posting the most mind numbingly stupid quotes? Who do you reckon she's taking aim at? It's a lot of time wasting for someone who has to complete 8 weeks of holidaying and house moving in the next month.
^ This must be an early contender for next thread titleHenry ain’t the only thing hoovering lines up in Val’s house ayyyyy
AgreedGED?
None of the above, but she has continued to eye duck herself on camera at every given opportunity, so, at least we know she’s committed to somethingHas she moved yet into her brand new four bed house with her daughter's?
Has she gone to Ibiza for 6 weeks yet with her daughter's and mum yet?
Has she toured in a motor home for six weeks with her daughter's and mum yet?
Dj- ed in Malta yet?
Dj- ed in London yet?
New bum?
New teeth?
New car?
She has to mention that she's 34 in every other sentence, because she's looking so hot for her age. No, Sal, you are not. I'm 4 years older and look at least 10 years younger without all the filler in my mug!View attachment 693143
~ family? Nope
~ house? Nope
~ car? Nope
~ new her? Nope
I’m failing to see what’s new
I reckon at this point she’s only writing her monologue so she can post the same background photos of herself that she likes
I am 34 and I don’t feel the need to write it on my Instagram every week. She knows she looks 40She has to mention that she's 34 in every other sentence, because she's looking so hot for her age. No, Sal, you are not. I'm 4 years older and look at least 10 years younger without all the filler in my mug!
I'm 37 and she looks older than me! Maybe I need to start shagging my way through Tulum and hoovering up industrial quantities of snow.I am 34 and I don’t feel the need to write it on my Instagram every week. She knows she looks 40
She looked like a proper psychopath filming herself walking to the shopIt’s not bleeping normal to film yourself pouting going for a walk to your local corner shop.
them three eyelashes hanging on for dear life
She's walking like she's tit her pantsIt’s not bleeping normal to film yourself pouting going for a walk to your local corner shop.
them three eyelashes hanging on for dear life
That's our Sal.She looked like a proper psychopath filming herself walking to the shop