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And that's what you missed onGlee Saffron Barkers Thread
To recap
- She has a boyfriend in case she didn't tell you a billion times, no not Jake, no not Tyler, no not Louis, no not all the other guys she was hinting at, some "model" called Josh but on Tattle he is known as Mr Hobosexual or Hobo for short
- She has now wrapped her life in Hobo, admitting they have spent every day together since getting together a couple of months ago, he even spent Christmas with her family, like ALL her previous bfs (A boyfriends for life Saffy, not just Xmas)
- Hobo said to Saffron he thought she was married with kids etc as if he had no idea who she was even though they were speaking on Instagram - shes DESPERATE for a bf so will believe this lie and he's a golddigger
- Apparently now after 7+ years of diets, gym 7 days a week, callisthenics, gym, strictly, she wasn’t able to lose weight and SUDDENLY she eats more protein and is in a calorie deficit and the weight falls off her.
- She is the "happiest I've ever been" - now she has a lapdog/kept hobo bf following her around on free holidays, dropped her YT channel and friends to focus on him and is ofc SKINNNNNNY
- Thinks she is still going to "make it" as an actress, her dream role now is Andi in Devil Wears Prada LOOOOL
- Still looks like Bonnie Blue
And that's what you missed on