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Lockdown has ended but holidays abroad are still banned, which means all is not well at RVK towers, but lots of trips to London and pizza eating are planned.
Ready, steady.....TYPE!
Background
RVK_loves had built herself a steady following here thanks to her penchant for undeclared ads/gifts/trips, chronic oversharing of her private life, and complete ignorance and self-centred attitude to the coronavirus pandemic, aggressively blocking anyone who dares question her.
She is obsessed with question marks, to the point of ending virtually every single sentence with a ?
The Queen of affiliate links, she will make money out of everything including ovulation kits and nipple shields. Fond of wearing dungarees when pregnant and nappies in labour, she has created a 'nursery space' for her unborn baby on a bit of landing, solely because she won't give up her wardrobe space in the spare bedroom. The sharing of photos of the nursery space by a company resulted in a backlash with comments pointing out that it breaks Safe Sleeping rules with the cot under a window and near a radiator. The post was subsequently removed and people who had commented received apologetic messages from the company who admitted they should not have shared the photo.
RVK has recently outed herself as being a total slob at home. Whilst her (and Ben's) lack of house and car cleaning was already known to Tattlers, the recent photos of clothes scrunched up and stuffed into the tv cabinet which now resides in the wardrobe she is territorial over
and overflowing onto the floor was pretty shocking. 
. She then tried to sell some of these crumpled and dirty clothes.
The one where the 13yr old met the 24yr old
The one where we got engaged
The one where we got married
I don't want to see happy families this Christmas {2020} blah blah blah woe is me
5 Things: A Local's Guide to London
When Grabby met Esther...
That day when Ideal Home came to visit...
Grabby did post on the first tattle thread *scroll down to post #423
Nicknames
RVK - Grabecca, Grabby, Grabatha, Flipper, BB {Basic witch}, Mrs Paper Pants, Mama
Ben - Grandad, Benpecked, Benpaedo, Gingy Saville, Papa Smurf, Child catcher
Freya - Baby Bee, Chops, Chopsy, Sea Urchin, Bentos, Chicklet, Frah Frah
The baby boy cooking in her uterus - Hamlet, Harry, Otto, Hammy
McMuffins - RVKs mum, dad and brother
Grandma Woof Woof, Mumma - RVK's mum
YouTube Comedy Gold
THAT Marks & Sparks advert - My favourite colour is, Texture
How To Style Your Mantle Piece
Balance Me x RVK Loves Launch Party
How To Style Your Home Office
Previous deleted tweets
Peoples who's instagram start with 'mummy' or 'mrs'...
When a lady on the beach tells you...
The one where she slags off Bloom & Wild...
I have strong opinions...
I maybe getting married young...
My cousin and her boyfriend...
Put my car on auto trader today...
Previous deleted tweets with no links
"Lol at flying from Stansted, spot the fake tan#essexcountry"
"... this is why I can't bear to think about children yet. Babies yes but toddlers up ughhh"
"Does anyone ever say anything positive about having children? Sounds like life is hell with them"
"What is it with children looking so gender neutral these days? That's twice this month I've called a girl a boy at work..."
"Christ babies are such hard work. Just saw ben's 1 year old nephew and I don't know how people cope."
"Babies more or less ruin/change your life. Way too selfish for another 8 years at least."
"When your old teachers congratulate you on getting married just three years after leaving school lol"
"Adele is pregnant' 'how can anyone tell?!' hahaha"
"Eugh the thought of being pregnant (in the future) is even less appealing after seeing the 'bodies after bump' photos."
"He looks like a fat disabled American. Haha."
Lockdown has ended but holidays abroad are still banned, which means all is not well at RVK towers, but lots of trips to London and pizza eating are planned.
Ready, steady.....TYPE!
Background
RVK_loves had built herself a steady following here thanks to her penchant for undeclared ads/gifts/trips, chronic oversharing of her private life, and complete ignorance and self-centred attitude to the coronavirus pandemic, aggressively blocking anyone who dares question her.
She is obsessed with question marks, to the point of ending virtually every single sentence with a ?
The Queen of affiliate links, she will make money out of everything including ovulation kits and nipple shields. Fond of wearing dungarees when pregnant and nappies in labour, she has created a 'nursery space' for her unborn baby on a bit of landing, solely because she won't give up her wardrobe space in the spare bedroom. The sharing of photos of the nursery space by a company resulted in a backlash with comments pointing out that it breaks Safe Sleeping rules with the cot under a window and near a radiator. The post was subsequently removed and people who had commented received apologetic messages from the company who admitted they should not have shared the photo.
RVK has recently outed herself as being a total slob at home. Whilst her (and Ben's) lack of house and car cleaning was already known to Tattlers, the recent photos of clothes scrunched up and stuffed into the tv cabinet which now resides in the wardrobe she is territorial over
and overflowing onto the floor was pretty shocking. . She then tried to sell some of these crumpled and dirty clothes. The one where the 13yr old met the 24yr old
The one where we got engaged
The one where we got married
I don't want to see happy families this Christmas {2020} blah blah blah woe is me
5 Things: A Local's Guide to London
When Grabby met Esther...
That day when Ideal Home came to visit...
Grabby did post on the first tattle thread *scroll down to post #423
Nicknames
RVK - Grabecca, Grabby, Grabatha, Flipper, BB {Basic witch}, Mrs Paper Pants, Mama
Ben - Grandad, Benpecked, Benpaedo, Gingy Saville, Papa Smurf, Child catcher
Freya - Baby Bee, Chops, Chopsy, Sea Urchin, Bentos, Chicklet, Frah Frah
The baby boy cooking in her uterus - Hamlet, Harry, Otto, Hammy
McMuffins - RVKs mum, dad and brother
Grandma Woof Woof, Mumma - RVK's mum
YouTube Comedy Gold
THAT Marks & Sparks advert - My favourite colour is, Texture
How To Style Your Mantle Piece
Balance Me x RVK Loves Launch Party
How To Style Your Home Office
Previous deleted tweets
Peoples who's instagram start with 'mummy' or 'mrs'...
When a lady on the beach tells you...
The one where she slags off Bloom & Wild...
I have strong opinions...
I maybe getting married young...
My cousin and her boyfriend...
Put my car on auto trader today...
Previous deleted tweets with no links
"Lol at flying from Stansted, spot the fake tan
"... this is why I can't bear to think about children yet. Babies yes but toddlers up ughhh"
"Does anyone ever say anything positive about having children? Sounds like life is hell with them"
"What is it with children looking so gender neutral these days? That's twice this month I've called a girl a boy at work..."
"Christ babies are such hard work. Just saw ben's 1 year old nephew and I don't know how people cope."
"Babies more or less ruin/change your life. Way too selfish for another 8 years at least."
"When your old teachers congratulate you on getting married just three years after leaving school lol"
"Adele is pregnant' 'how can anyone tell?!' hahaha"
"Eugh the thought of being pregnant (in the future) is even less appealing after seeing the 'bodies after bump' photos."
"He looks like a fat disabled American. Haha."
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), binge watching 'Unforgotten', baking cakes (ditto 
#motheroftheyear
