RVK Loves #23 Not much sterling at the Sterlings

[Right on top of that rose]

Grabecca Christmas bingo reposted below for your entertainment right now it’s the best ever, game changing bingo ever? {!!}

it’s actually both hilarious and worrying just how predictable she is

RVK Christmas Bingo
-recreation of freyas pregnancy announcement
-trip to get the tree with Grabby and Bentos twinning in camel and tartan
• candy canes in front of tree
• flatlay of tree decorations and white company paper stars
• living room decorated to within an inch of its life
• Nigellas Coca-Cola ham
•Christmas jumper with pleated midi skirt mirror shot
• de-camping to Mummas
• Benpecked on ladder doing Mummas tree
• Pup with Rudolph ears
• fake staged “traditions” with Freya mid November (one tick for every photo she recreates)
• childish “he’s beeeeen” post on Christmas morning
• Switching off for a few days to soak it allllll in
-Followed by a glut of pictures from midnight on the 26th that indicate she did not in fact switch off or soak anything in
-gouging followers with Af links during black Friday week to make a few pennies pre xmas
• aff links for alllll the Boxing Day sales
-phone photos printed out on Polaroid paper in flat lays
-something about the privilege of being a "mumma" at xmas
-some xmas tradition shite that she claims freya is soooooo cuuutttee and soooooo obsessed with that freya clearly doesnt give a duck about because shes 1 and has no idea what the hell is going on
-selfie with herself, Benpecked and Freya in matching PJs. Bonus points if the mcmuffin clan are also in the same matching PJs
- Dusty old skates and sled

- flat lay of wreath materials featuring antique scissors of doom
- ta-dah pic of finished artisanal wreath on shabby front door with tasteful pink ribbon
- pic of metal hoops decorated with foliage hanging on wall
- side or back pic of Grabs holding a bouquet of eucalyptus and berries wrapped in brown paper
- close up of small tin VW beetle with Xmas tree decoration with some schmaltzy drivel about Xmas traditions
- pic of McMuffin barn front door to herald their festive week
- blink and you miss it mention of early Xmas celebration with Benpecked’s fam

 

[Meringue22]

Check me out! #ihavethisthingwithtakingthepiss

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I wonder how long till Grabby regrets the ridiculous present every day advent calendar, if after only day 1 Bentos is wanting more. Tantrums incoming!

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

Check me out! #ihavethisthingwithtakingthepiss

#ohcopiedfrompinterest #rvklovesisasbasicastheycome

 

[Meringue22]

Fucks sake. Even her socks are too big

 

[Countrymouse]

Where’s the (eBay aff linked) fire guard?

I have a son a couple of months older than Bentos and no way would I not have a fire guard on our wood burner.

 

[Rosie_Lottie]

She's not posted for a while again and she's bemoaning her tree decorations not being perfect. I was predicting a baby scan photo in front of the tree announcement in 3 post time, maybe the big event will be her next post - if she can cobble together some homemade paper garlands herself

It's so sad when your life has to be so set up and contrived. Planned down to the exact post and rehashing of traditions. Nothing is just spontaneous and enjoying the moments

 

[MissTeddy]

I wonder how long till Grabby regrets the ridiculous present every day advent calendar, if after only day 1 Bentos is wanting more. Tantrums incoming!

Advent ‘branch’ to be precise, lady

 

[Mustard]

Advent ‘branch’ to be precise, lady

The calendar looks similar to the Esther Babyccino version. It would be her dream to be asked to contribute to their blog.

 

[rockhoppernroll]

Fucks sake. Even her socks are too big

I genuinely don’t know how she hasn’t slipped and really hurt herself with socks like that. Even just walking round! Ditto re lack of fire guard. It’s a tricky one though I suppose.

 

[nettleteareader]

Where’s the (eBay aff linked) fire guard?

I have a son a couple of months older than Bentos and no way would I not have a fire guard on our wood burner.View attachment 331082

It's an accident waiting to happen terrifies me

 

[FlowersintheRain]

Check me out! #ihavethisthingwithtakingthepiss

Almost hun, to be spot on you need the out of focus twinkly tree backdrop. But 100 for effort

 

[Meringue22]

Almost hun, to be spot on you need the out of focus twinkly tree backdrop. But 100 for effort

GODDAMMIT!! I thought I’d nailed it!

 

[Onthehop]

So Beggy has bought her Dad an alcohol advent calendar. Interesting. (From mama’s IG).

 

[IndominusRex]

Can someone please gift her a nutrition course for Christmas. You don’t need to add a load of chia to porridge to ‘pretend it’s healthy’. It already is!

 

[#kindlygifted]

So Beggy has bought her Dad an alcohol advent calendar. Interesting. (From mama’s IG).

It doesn’t say on Mama’s IG that Grabby bought it?

Can someone please gift her a nutrition course for Christmas. You don’t need to add a load of chia to porridge to ‘pretend it’s healthy’. It already is!

Food guilt owing to the chocolate chips in it. For me that breakfast was vom inducing looking at it. With its garnish of diarrhoea

 

[MissTeddy]

It doesn’t say on Mama’s IG that Grabby bought it?

she bought papa a gin one and mama a molton Brown one

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

It doesn’t say on Mama’s IG that Grabby bought it?


Food guilt owing to the chocolate chips in it. For me that breakfast was vom inducing looking at it. With its garnish of diarrhoea

Definitely pregnant. There’s no way she’d be eating chocolate and almond butter on breakfast if she wasn’t.

 

[Justine]

Fucks sake. Even her socks are too big

Freya climbing on this with these ridiculously oversized socks is giving me fear! And I am by NO means a helicopter parent.

And even putting aside the way those big clothes can diminish Frey's mobility I still fail to understand how someone who lives such a curated for show life is ok with their child looking like this... These clothes make her look unkept.

 

[Sw4]

Definitely pregnant. There’s no way she’d be eating chocolate and almond butter on breakfast if she wasn’t.

Hmm I don't know, there was that time in the summer I think when she showed us an indulgent pancake breakfast with 5!!! whole chocolate chips each for her and Ben. And none for Freya.