The holiest of holiesMOTHER OF GOD
The holiest of holiesMOTHER OF GOD
Oh definitely, I knew someone who had a "Dr Tongue" tattoo (on his ) in the style of Dr Pepper yet he was distinctly average.In my experience men who talk about it so much just really enjoy the idea of being the local Cunnilingus King. More so that the deed itself.
Shots firedRuss has probably had a lot of experience with women faking an orgasm to make him stop, and now thinks he's some kind of tongue god.
You know he’s sat there watching porn and reading old copies of FHM making notes.Russ has probably had a lot of experience with women faking an orgasm to make him stop, and now thinks he's some kind of tongue god.
“Acksually I love giving head and can happily do it for hours. I love it more than getting blow jobs!”In my experience men who talk about it so much just really enjoy the idea of being the local Cunnilingus King. More so that the deed itself.
Bloatee!! Never heard this term but it's really quite brilliant.. Except it works about as well as a bloatee.
As he holds your head too tightly against his throbbing manhood and says revolting things - 'oh yes you dirty girl'“Acksually I love giving head and can happily do it for hours. I love it more than getting blow jobs!”
*two laps of the tongue later*
“Sigh, are you done yet? My jaw hurts. Why don’t you return the favour m’lady?”
I went through that last night (too hot to sleep). It's so grotesque, and I had to stop every five minutes to remind myself that this is a man born in 1970, and not in, like, 2005.I literally cannot stop reading his 'naked mole rat' archived blog. Literally cannot stop. I'm gonna dislocate something soon considering the constant full body chills of second hand embarrassment
How do you go about deleting the internet so that yourgross sex stuff aside, I saw this on twitter
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dunno, but it'd probably involve not forgetting a passwordHow do you go about deleting the internet so that yourhusbandsomeone you know doesn’t find this? (Asking for a friend)
No! Get him to go for that top top tier one with the zoom call.How do you go about deleting the internet so that yourhusbandsomeone you know doesn’t find this? (Asking for a friend)
Omg brilliant receipts, thank you, but imagine if you’d pre ordered this then discovered the sex blog? And it was a signed copy so you knew it had been touched? Oh no.gross sex stuff aside, I saw this on twitter
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Is it too early to suggest this as a thread title?Russ has probably had a lot of experience with women faking an orgasm to make him stop, and now thinks he's some kind of tongue god.