I don’t trust guys that use that “ironic humour“ to justify things like this. The fact that he‘s talking about dating sites, and THAT’S where his mind went to is a huge red flag.I've said it before I'll say it again, he's like a living, breathing relic from the early "being ironic" Internet era. There's a few of them on twitter tbf.
Silly, gentle, giggly self
(This is in response to his tweets about tinder matching with people and his hilarious jokey banter about the best way to his heart being with an axe, and throwing a tin at someone in a food fight)
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What does that word even mean I’m too scared to Google? Also you only ever hear the word sodomy in the bible and bad news articles what young woman will find this appealing?!Lol, I think he means it to be like Gomorrah - not that that makes it any better.
Here's the wiki summary.
Agree with you though. Even as a joke it's just not remotely appealing!
Definitely. So many dodgy men use that kind of humour so they can deflect criticism by saying 'oh it's just a joke, you have no sense of humour' etc.
Oh I could definitely see him on a forum like Something Awful, 20 years ago, when everyone would try to out-edgy each other.
Who on earth would be surprised that these women unmatched him? They make a fun, flirty comment and he responds with a crappy remark that makes him sound disinterested. Is he hoping some fair maiden of Twitter will see his comments and think he’s hilarious and give him some minge or whatever the thing is.
He's a raging misogynist "nice guy". His repulsive sex blog makes that very apparent.
There’s a reason certain people are single despite spending loads of energy to recruit victims.
There’s one of these ‘nice guys’ in my work. He has taken advantage of one girl and I can’t go into any detail really but it will come as no surprise that he isn’t a nice guy.
Look how the edge lords turned out: Aartrek, Schmorky, Lowtax and I'm sure more I have forgotten. Russ definitely had an account if he isn't an active poster now, I'd put money on it. Probably a rabid cheerleader of Lowtax until the tide turned.
Exactly.
I never saw the appeal of that site at all. Just a bunch of elitist wankers paying to talk to other elitist wankers.
Some great replies to this such as "Have some respect. And also, give it some minge!"
Shh, don't say it out loud you'll manifest it into existence.Your silly, gentle, giggly self? duck me he really needs to get together with Jack Monroe
Still think Jack and RSM getting together would be funnier.
RiC, RSM, and JM
The most difficult game of snog, marry, avoid of all time.
The most difficult game of snog, marry, avoid of all time.
Absolute nightmare joint rotation
Worst. Threesome. Ever.
Actually I’d marry Russ, I reckon I could get him to leave me fairly easily. Snog RSM, not sure of her number of teeth/honk status. JM avoid, natch.
Might as well just type 'Notice me Jack! Notice me!'
i did a proper full body shudder there
eta. come to think of it,
snog russ cos he'd be grateful and it'd be over quickly.
marry jack (hear me out here!) with an iron-clad prenup for half the money and sideboards, repatriate sb, coops and content to sb's dad's house, quickie divorce
avoid rsm at all costs
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And his finest moment - 'Give it some minge' isn't even original!
And his finest moment - 'Give it some minge' isn't even original!
*whispers* who is RSM?!
Road Side Mum.
She has threads on here.
She is the one who published the original photo of the school meal allocation (which Jack hijacked). But don't pity her as she is an absolute horror. A dreadful combination of deeply unpleasant and chronically tedious. Plus a grifter. Of course.
It really would be impossible to pick who is worse between her, Rusty and Jack
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