Scrolling the the comments of Robot's latest video, someone asked how she chose the follower to send a gift to:
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"HALLO IT'S ROOBEE and tyooday oiy'm gyowing tyoo bee rewarding the people whyoo support me by buying my SYOOPER ESSENTIAL STATIONERY!
It's been VERY highly requested that I send people things, and I GENUINELY can't tell you how many emails and messages I've had from loyal POMP-kin Productiviteee customers saying "WHERE'S MY STUFF?!" and "WHY HAVEN'T I RECEIVED MY THINGS YET!"
It's SYO, SYO heartwarming to see people so excited to get random things in the post from me, so I will be sending one lucky customer a handwritten letter BY ME and ABOUT ME that you can CHARRISH forever. You can even tape it on your wall as part of a MURIAL!
I'm SYO, SYO busy avoiding uni and responsibilitee that I can't send letters to just anyone. I need to be SYOOPER careful that I only send to people like me who will appreciate my time as much as I dyoo.
Syo if you can kindly answer this questionaire which will filter out anyone over twelve years old, anyone who doesn't like tea or anyone who isn't politically alligned with Conservative interests, that would be SYOOPER helpful!
In addition to a HANDWRITTEN letter, I will also be sending some expired tea samples that mummy says I can't keep in the kitchen any more. The packaging has water damage because of a TRAGIC and completely unavoidable flood in my kitchen, but this adds an aged, vintage ass-thetic to it which is VERY VICTORIAN!
And as an AX-TRA SPASHUL bonus, the lucky winner will get to collaborate with me on my final year uni PROJ-ACKTS! Each week I will send you a list of my ass-ay assignments and my dissertation topic and you'll have the honour of sharing in my academic journey by providing 1,000-10,000 words on the chosen subjackt! And that's not all! I'll personally be reading your very own Nyotion nyotes!
Syo dyon't delay! Get buying your Pomp-kin Productyivitee products today! The more you buy, the better your chances of winning!
Unfortunately I can't be everywhere at once, syo this community outreach charity work that I am dyooing boiy sending things to a viewer will have to take priority over sending out paid orders or responding to customer service queries. But your patience is syo, syo appreciated!"
Agree. Of course sometimes you go over the word limit and need to cut it down, but not by 3000 words. She must have spent so much time writing extra and cutting it down. It's so stupid.