Ruby Granger #16 Rooberoy Lockhart, author of ”Erimenthal Me”

[howaboutnot]

A new thread to celebrate the end of August. Thanks to @Griftwood for the title!

To sum up the last thread: Rubee continues to create busywork for herself, when she has spare time she is off buying mounds of non-recyclable, single-use stationery whilst preaching about sustainable consumerism. She has also purchased a mouldy trunk in which to put her #gifted clothes.

Her most recent videos show her preparing for her return to school, I mean her final year of university. These videos heavily recycle older footage, and contain pearls of wisdom such as "bring candles to uni! They are an ESSENTIAL" even though the contracts for most halls of residence, and rented accommodation in England say not to light candles.


I know I'm missing loads of things out! Please can folks who have managed to watch to the ends of her videos without having to gnaw off a limb/ are better at remembering what has happened in Ruby Land fill in the blanks.

 

[Rosetintedarchitect]

pearls of wisdom such as "bring candles to uni! They are an ESSENTIAL" even though the contracts for most halls of residence, and rented accommodation in England say not to light candles.

Roobee would probably be the biggest cause of a fire in her dorms with all her newspapers, notebooks and paper pads she has all around her desk to post on Instagram.

 

[gossip_guy]

Recap:

• Her new favourite book is A Song of Achilles, despite all evidence pointing to her never reading it.
• Her first 'Back to School' video was her most viewed in a long time, despite containing the usual bizarre, out-of-touch nonsense advice.
• She's already run the 'Back to School' trend into the ground with two videos of diminishing returns, as even her fans are bored of it.
• Ruby's Academic Essentials: H2O, ink pots, a typewriter, a backpack too small to fit all your daily stationery, and a dilapidated, musky trunk to hide in when you're scared of bullies.
• Her academic planner sold out, thanks to very limited stock.
• The contest winners for her planner were unsurprisingly never announced.
• Ever the shrewd businesswoman, Ruby didn't restock the highly requested planner, but ordered thousands too many bookmark ribbons that nobody wanted and now can't sell them.
• Many people either didn't receive their planners, or received them damaged, falling apart, or assembled with months out of order and pages all over the place.
• Ruby replied to one person claiming the planner issues were "unusual" despite a lot of people complaining of the same issues. She then ignored all other complaints.
• Ruby continues to encourage terrible, dangerous eating habits, like filling up on tonnes of water and eating "just dry snacks".
• Ruby continues to encourage atrocious study habits, like revising for the new school year months ahead of time.
• Recycled footage continues in every video.
• Reposted videos and photos continue on Instagram.
• Ruby continues to ignore her book club.

 

[xoxoxo13]

Isn't shopping for antiques really expensive? And she's presenting them as 'essentials'?

 

[thomp92]

She’s a prime example of uni burnout. She’ll have so many regrets that she didn’t go out and enjoy herself

 

[Arya2231]

Isn't shopping for antiques really expensive? And she's presenting them as 'essentials'?

Essential for non-privileged students.

 

[VeryFerociousDrama]

Recap:

• Her new favourite book is A Song of Achilles, despite all evidence pointing to her never reading it.
• Her first 'Back to School' video was her most viewed in a long time, despite containing the usual bizarre, out-of-touch nonsense advice.
• She's already run the 'Back to School' trend into the ground with two videos of diminishing returns, as even her fans are bored of it.
• Ruby's Academic Essentials: H2O, ink pots, a typewriter, a backpack too small to fit all your daily stationery, and a dilapidated, musky trunk to hide in when you're scared of bullies.
• Her academic planner sold out, thanks to very limited stock.
• The contest winners for her planner were unsurprisingly never announced.
• Ever the shrewd businesswoman, Ruby didn't restock the highly requested planner, but ordered thousands too many bookmark ribbons that nobody wanted and now can't sell them.
• Many people either didn't receive their planners, or received them damaged, falling apart, or assembled with months out of order and pages all over the place.
• Ruby replied to one person claiming the planner issues were "unusual" despite a lot of people complaining of the same issues. She then ignored all other complaints.
• Ruby continues to encourage terrible, dangerous eating habits, like filling up on tonnes of water and eating "just dry snacks".
• Ruby continues to encourage atrocious study habits, like revising for the new school year months ahead of time.
• Recycled footage continues in every video.
• Reposted videos and photos continue on Instagram.
• Ruby continues to ignore her book club.

God, when you list it all like that it's hard to believe one person can do all these unbelievable things!

 

[gossip_guy]

God, when you list it all like that it's hard to believe one person can do all these unbelievable things!

And that was just from a couple of relatively slow weeks for Ruby. Tally up all the lies, stupidity and reprehensible tit she's done over the past year and there's enough to fill a hefty book (which Ruby would list as 'read' on Goodreads despite only glancing at the cover).

 

[Griftwood]

She’s releasing some Emily Dickinson poems, a Muji gel pen, a candle and a thick ugly notebook that looks very much like an afterthought!

 

[gossip_guy]

She’s releasing some Emily Dickinson poems, a Muji gel pen, a candle and a thick ugly notebook that looks very much like an afterthought!

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For an idea of how cheap and crappy her notebook will be, simply look to Jack's notebooks on his site, which uses the same manufacturer for it's products.

Ink Outside The Box

Ink Outside The Box

inkoutsidethebox.co.uk

It's a stack of cheap paper folded in half with a couple of flimsy staples in. You can get infinitely sturdier, higher quality notebooks from pretty much anywhere. Nobody should reward this dipshit scam artist with money.

And it's especially hilarious that she's launching cheap, crappy notebooks right after she claimed to be all about sustainability.

Ruby has seemingly injured her leg again, but is putting on a brave grimace despite her mangled limb.

 

[Ilaariaa]

For an idea of how cheap and crappy her notebook will be, simply look to Jack's notebooks on his site, which uses the same manufacturer for it's products.

Ink Outside The Box

Ink Outside The Box

inkoutsidethebox.co.uk

It's a stack of cheap paper folded in half with a couple of flimsy staples in. You can get infinitely sturdier, higher quality notebooks from pretty much anywhere. Nobody should reward this dipshit scam artist with money.

And it's especially hilarious that she's launching cheap, crappy notebooks right after she claimed to be all about sustainability.

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Ruby has seemingly injured her leg again, but is putting on a brave grimace despite her mangled limb.

I still don't like this outfit and would never wear this but at least here she could pass as a 21-year-old

 

[Magpie02]

She’s releasing some Emily Dickinson poems, a Muji gel pen, a candle and a thick ugly notebook that looks very much like an afterthought!

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Where's the dead fly?!

 

[gossip_guy]

I still don't like this outfit and would never wear this but at least here she could pass as a 21-year-old

True! 6 year olds don't tend to go for the Sgt. Pepper jackets.

Although in her Depop descriptions that contain random lies that nobody asked for, she makes a point to say she's only selling off a bright red jacket as she's come to the realisation that red just doesn't suit her. Now here she is in a full ridiculous red ensemble.

 

[Deeznutslol]

True! 6 year olds don't tend to go for the Sgt. Pepper jackets.

Although in her Depop descriptions that contain random lies that nobody asked for, she makes a point to say she's only selling off a bright red jacket as she's come to the realisation that red just doesn't suit her. Now here she is in a full ridiculous red ensemble.

The outfit is bleeping dreadful imo, she just has zero style or taste whatsoever. The only time she looks half decent is when she’s copied an outfit from molly or blakney lmao

 

[LitNerd]

Where's the dead fly?!

She’s sold out and they won’t be restocked, but you can purchase a new year fly in March

 

[CatCafe234]

She’s sold out and they won’t be restocked, but you can purchase a new year fly in March

For just £1 extra, it can come tied in ‘have a productive week’ ribbon.

 

[MGB01]

For an idea of how cheap and crappy her notebook will be, simply look to Jack's notebooks on his site, which uses the same manufacturer for it's products.

Ink Outside The Box

Ink Outside The Box

inkoutsidethebox.co.uk

It's a stack of cheap paper folded in half with a couple of flimsy staples in. You can get infinitely sturdier, higher quality notebooks from pretty much anywhere. Nobody should reward this dipshit scam artist with money.

And it's especially hilarious that she's launching cheap, crappy notebooks right after she claimed to be all about sustainability.

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Ruby has seemingly injured her leg again, but is putting on a brave grimace despite her mangled limb.

I quite like this outfit tbf maybe a cardigan would be better because the jacket is giving very much red coat in the British army crossed with my chemical romance

 

[Ceecee3]

Her meal... can't be more 300 calories by my estimation. Tomatoes (20 cals), hummous (80 cals?), bread (100 cals), falafel balls (100 cals maybe?), idk what the rest is but mainly looks like veggies. She's so irresponsible.

 

[Griftwood]

I feel for the book club admins.

 

[buflesse]

For an idea of how cheap and crappy her notebook will be, simply look to Jack's notebooks on his site, which uses the same manufacturer for it's products.

Ink Outside The Box

Ink Outside The Box

inkoutsidethebox.co.uk

It's a stack of cheap paper folded in half with a couple of flimsy staples in. You can get infinitely sturdier, higher quality notebooks from pretty much anywhere. Nobody should reward this dipshit scam artist with money.

And it's especially hilarious that she's launching cheap, crappy notebooks right after she claimed to be all about sustainability.

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Ruby has seemingly injured her leg again, but is putting on a brave grimace despite her mangled limb.

The outfit is so weird. Why would you wear red socks with that skirt and jacket? Also the jacket looks too big for her.