Ha! I just came to post that as well. It's genuinely hideous, but at the same time, completely compelling. Every picture elicited another 'wtf?!'
I realise this is probably the least offensive thing about this house, but how close is the TV to that sofa in pic 12! I can imagine the neck painThat has to belong to a footballer.![]()
There's bits of it I don't mind, but they should all be in different houses.That has to belong to a footballer.![]()
HIDEOUS. I'd move in immediately.That has to belong to a footballer.![]()
I'd rather that than the soulless grey....I saw this on a friends FB. I’d have to have the decorators in before I even set foot in that living room !
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Why are the rooms all so narrow? Have they divided a normally proportioned house up to get a bigger quantity of rooms?From the sublime to... whatever this is
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I could live with soulless grey until I painted it. That room would give me a headache every dayI'd rather that than the soulless grey....
I think a lot of the rooms are outbuildings. I can't actually work out which rooms are in the house and which aren't.Why are the rooms all so narrow? Have they divided a normally proportioned house up to get a bigger quantity of rooms?
I've been there once in 1981 for a Wedding and honestly can't recall anything about it lolsI like the description of St Austell as “vibrant”![]()
I’m assuming it’s not?I like the description of St Austell as “vibrant”![]()
The "lounge" is tiny and to my non-professional eye looks like the roof needs work and access would be a nightmare to do that (several thou for scaffolding on a three storey and good luck getting the poles through the house as there doesn't seem to be rear access. Back wall looks damp, too.St. Austell in Cornwall, a small ( but 3 floors) Freehold house for ( Auction price) £75,000.
If it's structurally sound, the monthly mortgage would be a lot less than a monthly rent for a flat
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The fire exit sign in the lower floor confuses me.The "lounge" is tiny and to my non-professional eye looks like the roof needs work and access would be a nightmare to do that (several thou for scaffolding on a three storey and good luck getting the poles through the house as there doesn't seem to be rear access. Back wall looks damp, too.
Like something I'd make in the Sims when I was 12From the sublime to... whatever this is
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Like something I’d make in the Sims yesterdayLike something I'd make in the Sims when I was 12