Rightmove gems #5

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Ha! I just came to post that as well. It's genuinely hideous, but at the same time, completely compelling. Every picture elicited another 'wtf?!'
 
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I saw this on a friends FB. I’d have to have the decorators in before I even set foot in that living room !
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I admire the vision for the hot tub/pool/fake boat/resin sea. Horrific, but I just can’t look away 🫣
 
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Why are the rooms all so narrow? Have they divided a normally proportioned house up to get a bigger quantity of rooms?
I think a lot of the rooms are outbuildings. I can't actually work out which rooms are in the house and which aren't.
 
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St. Austell in Cornwall, a small ( but 3 floors) Freehold house for ( Auction price) £75,000.

If it's structurally sound, the monthly mortgage would be a lot less than a monthly rent for a flat

 
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St. Austell in Cornwall, a small ( but 3 floors) Freehold house for ( Auction price) £75,000.

If it's structurally sound, the monthly mortgage would be a lot less than a monthly rent for a flat

The "lounge" is tiny and to my non-professional eye looks like the roof needs work and access would be a nightmare to do that (several thou for scaffolding on a three storey and good luck getting the poles through the house as there doesn't seem to be rear access. Back wall looks damp, too.
 
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The "lounge" is tiny and to my non-professional eye looks like the roof needs work and access would be a nightmare to do that (several thou for scaffolding on a three storey and good luck getting the poles through the house as there doesn't seem to be rear access. Back wall looks damp, too.
The fire exit sign in the lower floor confuses me.
 
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render's blown and they've just painted over it.At least they've replaced the windows but that door's the same just been painted. No parking either. The fire exit sign I reckon it's been a holiday let.

Wiring to the light has come from next door, bit of a liability.

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next door has had a glow up too
 
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