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Rebeccaloves__#58 All aboard Sir Cliff Ricketts’ Temu Airstream (burger van)!
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Can annyone else summon up the interest or energy for a recap?
Apologies, not the best title as I left out flexi schooling, but shout out to @Skewbedu for the inspiration. Had to discount a couple of other title options as they related to things that happened waaay back.
Apologies, not the best title as I left out flexi schooling, but shout out to @Skewbedu for the inspiration. Had to discount a couple of other title options as they related to things that happened waaay back.
Recap:
1. She’s flexi schooling the kids so they can go on more discounted ad holidays. Just back from Dolomites where the educational aspect appeared to be ‘snow is cold so your doll should wear a snowsuit’. Sadly the ginger one missed this lesson so he just had a jumper on.
2. She’s still malnourishing the kids.
3. Summer camping trips in DIY shiny tit box forthcoming.
1. She’s flexi schooling the kids so they can go on more discounted ad holidays. Just back from Dolomites where the educational aspect appeared to be ‘snow is cold so your doll should wear a snowsuit’. Sadly the ginger one missed this lesson so he just had a jumper on.
2. She’s still malnourishing the kids.
3. Summer camping trips in DIY shiny tit box forthcoming.
Oh and almost died just before Christmas but made a miraculous recovery from a UTI. A change in the Christmas traditions with no decamping to the barn; we don’t know why but tattlers have made some good guesses. Otherwise life on repeat pretty much: shoes that don’t fit for the kiddos, many photos of shart food at home and endless buffets when out, messy hair, lots of mention of freebies, a few terrible ads. Anything else?
Gutted mobile morgue was discounted. I am not ok right now!
Yeah, I flirted with that, and should've left the brackets off. I anticipate that there will be a lot of mobile morgue content coming up over the summer months, so thought we'd have another opportunity. We were up to 1520 posts and I just lost my patience!
I will call it the Mobile Morgue every chance I get
And how many posts?! She’s the gift that keeps on giving!
Thanks for sorting the new thread, that’s enough posts for one and a half threads! 
Can't actually believe we find the Sterlings interesting enough to be up to thread 58, joke's on us I guess.Thanks for sorting the new thread, that’s enough posts for one and a half threads!
Deranged. Not interesting
Oh I think Grubby Grabby is endlessly entertaining (and infuriating in equal measure)
Thanks @CausticYoda that thread was nearly as long as one of Grabonky's 'woe is me' rambling posts where she might be this or she could be that and yet she turns out to be something altogether different by the end of the ramble.
But as long as it was, it did have some absolute Tattle Gold. Especially the picture of her in her new pink coat where she reminded me of a sausage trapped in a hairnet!
But as long as it was, it did have some absolute Tattle Gold. Especially the picture of her in her new pink coat where she reminded me of a sausage trapped in a hairnet!
This is obscene. What waste.
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She doesn’t have a job but still needs help with school pick ups? She’s the biggest spoiled child I’ve ever known!
She’s also mentioned finding time and energy?! Can she actually hear herself?! Tone deaf bint.
Both look soo appetizing 
They're supposedly muffins and people are asking for the recipe 
course they are...
And, this looks awful too....
They're supposedly muffins
and people are asking for the recipe course they are...And, this looks awful too....
She’s so inspiring(!)Both look soo appetizing
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They're supposedly muffins
And, this looks awful too....
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All that makeup (genuinely 10x more than me, lady) and yet she still looks like a sack of tit.
“Kids are in their junk modelling era”
oh do duck off
oh do duck off
So if I understand correctly, she’s glad she has grandparents doing school pick-up so she can have a long productive day of sharing the podcasts she listens to, sorting out her bacteria filled out of date makeup, and making avocado spinach and walnut ice lollies… 
She would not survive the day of work I’ve had today (and now I need to go do dinner and bedtime etc… but I’m still commuting… and it’s still not that bad actually)
What an out of touch child she is (we’ve said it a million times but she still manages to surprise me somehow).
She would not survive the day of work I’ve had today (and now I need to go do dinner and bedtime etc… but I’m still commuting… and it’s still not that bad actually)
What an out of touch child she is (we’ve said it a million times but she still manages to surprise me somehow).
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